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I can fucking tell. I annoyedly opened my eyes and tried to ignore the slimy liquid covering my body and flattening the fur of my new body. Unfortunately like all my babies my vision was shot, blurry polygons of various blues and green filled my vision, and I noted the apparent lack of any red hue, including all forms of orange, purple, etcetera.

Annoyingly enough the liquid caused all the sounds to be distorted, but it generally sounds like… meowing and gleeful human shouting. Great. I’m a fucking pet. Wearily I just collapsed onto the side, not even bothering to check my race before clocking out.

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Popping open an exhausted eye I looked at the blue window infront of me. ...Patch?... Bloody hell I can’t get a break can i? At least I seem to be clean, not to mention wrapped in an extremely warm, fluffy jelly beans.

That happen to be kneading my stomach with its paws. mewling in annoyance I tried to push the horrid offender away, and ended up pushingmyself further into the big jelly bean wrapped around the group of 3-4 smaller jelly beans. Well at least I know I’m a cat considering the sound. I like cats. I never owned any. Unless poofy counts. Which the feral wildcat I once turned into my pet probably didn’t. Wild afterall.

Anyway, Status window?

⌠Patch⌡

Race: Housecat (Calico) | Gender: Male

Variant:

Level:

0

Mana:

5

Stamina:

13

Physical:

0

Mental:

0

Social:

2

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Skills

Archimedes Alchemy 1

Daedalus’ Universal Language 1

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Excalibur 1

Frankenstein's Theorems 1

Hercules’ Strength 1

I lazily looked over my skills and pulled up information on them.

Archimedes Alchemy - You are to transmute all objects you are in contact with, for a cost of mana. Higher levels allow quicker and more efficient transmutations.

Daedalus’ Universal Language - You are able to understand all languages, written or vocal. Higher levels allow for better understanding of languages and other forms of communication.

Excalibur - Summon a weapon that conforms to your needs. Higher levels allow for a more powerful version to be summoned. (Can also be used as a mana conduit)

Frankenstein’s Theorems - You are able to mutate/manipulate organic matter. Can transmute dead organic matter into living organic matter. Higher levels increase area of effect, efficiency and speed of transmutations. (Automatically grants knowledge of all anatomy you come into contact with)

Hercules’ Strength - Increases the effectiveness of Physical stat by twenty times plus one for each level of this skill. Current: 21x

Well, I lazily looked at the window, guess I’m OP now. Well whatever. I rolled onto my side and lazily stretched out my legs as I decided to take a quick catnap… *chuckle

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A few days passed and I mostly regained my vision, though still only in blue and green. Which begs the question of how I could see the status window, but I decided not to question it. On another note my owner is an easily excitable, mildly adorable busty noble woman with way too much free time and an unhealthy addiction to cute things.

Although I admit lying in her lap while she works is entertaining it its own right. I don’t have a leg fetish but this woman’s thighs. Good god I wish I had more lap pillows in my previous life. I stretched out comfortably and earned a gentle scritch behind my ear.

“-And that concludes the report.” Ms.Maid-san- I always wanted to call someone with japanese honorifics- finished and waited for the lady’s, who is named Duchess Jaenui Kuu, response.

Jaenui, or Jae as I nicknamed her, pondered the scenario’s that I never really paid attention to.

“Alice,” I’m still calling her Ms.Maid-san. “For now order Haiti to increase patrols and security while sending a request to the adventurer’s guild to investigate the cause of the disappearances.”

Ms.Maid-san gracefully bowed and dutifully left the room to fulfil her lord's orders.

Sighing Jae leaned back and picked me up, holding me gently above her as she looked into my eyes, long wavy brown hair spilling elegantly down the back of the chair as she spoke boredly. “Well Patch, another group of village guards gone. Any ideas little hero?”

I meowed.

She tiredly sighed again and gently placed me on her bosom and gently scratched behind my ears, causing me to purr in pleasure. All beings in this world had a few things floating around them when others focused on them. Specifically it was their name, level, and healthbar. In rare cases one would have a variant, which would be displayed above their name.

This meant that my hero variant was instantly exposed when Jae focused on me after my birth. Luckily or not in the grand scheme of things the hero variant is not restricted solely to humanoids, and from Jae’s mutterings there has even been a mouse found with that particular variant.

I still don’t know exactly what a variant does thought. I mewled in annoyance and roled on Jae’s breasts, playfully batting her villainous hand and causing her to smile gently.

Jae was a rather hard working woman, beautiful and diligent. Cared for her subordinates and the people she governed over, not to mention was very sly with words. And of course this meant lecherous old men, or people who equated to them, probably lusted after her pure body. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the reason our guard patrols were disappearing, the question was when the attack would come on Jae specifically.

And more unfortunately I probably don’t have enough power to protect her. Currently my Archimedes Alchemy is at level 4 from creating various small contraptions and poisons I had knowledge in, and Frankenstein’s theorems is at level two from slightly modifying my body. Unfortunately I was still a kitten, and without a large amount of organic matter I wouldn’t be able to modify myself too much, not to mention coming into contact with different creatures to absorb their anatomy. All I could do right now was make my muscles more dense, fur fluffier, and gave myself a cuter face; successfully sealing my place as Jae’s favorite kitten. Of course constantly clinging to her helps, but that’s not important.

I couldn’t even give myself poison as I have no idea how to hold it in my body without killing myself, especially some of the deadlier poisons I have knowledge of from my previous life. Acid would be nice, but even using something as weak as pure sulfuric acid would burn through my flesh unless I coated my innards with teflon.

Luckily my hercules strength is in effect due to my modifications awarding me with +1 physical. However it is not enough… I tiredly laid on Jae’s chest. Not enough… I slowly fell asleep.