JB Pov
I am so pist off right now I want to fucking flip a table. In fact I go on a rampage for about and hour. Lobo just leave me alone he does not want to get invovled. The weekest God is stronger than the strongest Celestial beast by a hundresd times. When I am on a rampage. No one inside the forest can stop me except for Lobo, but he been turning his head from me for a long time now. I finally settle down.
Lobo: Better
JB: NO! but I will stop destroying stuff.
Lobo: that all I can ask
JB: Why do you have your face turned away from me
Lobo: A girl should not be seen naked unless it is by her husband. I don't think I can take that resonsabilty
JB: What time period are you from I am not going to force you to marry me if you see me naked. Calm down dude. Beside I am never getting married to a guy.
Lobo: I happen to be from 1953
JB: You old enough be my grandfarther i was born in 1996 and died 2016. How did you go out
Lobo: I drowned you
JB: Shot. Well I guess we should get going
Lobo: I guess we shall
When we became gods we were able to see a portal. We just need to open the door. Celestial beast can't see the portal. So they can never leave the forrest untill thet turn into gods. We enter the portal and it is daytime where we exit. My hair changes color to black and dark blue with white stripes, and my tail turns to white with dark blue stripes. The moon changes to a star and become light blue. I guess Solaris and Lumio are still in effect even when I am a god. Two people come to get us they have bath robes. I guess they were prepared.
Worker: Robe to cover up please than follow me if you will
We follow the workers and enter a line that reminds me of the fucking DMV. I hate the fucking DMV. We stand in the line that ffeels like hours. I am first Lobo is behind me. a girl with blue skin and blonde hair with pink eyes is looking at me kind weird.
JB: Yes
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Girl God: It is nothing
Then she look at me again and this time she is looking at my chest. Than she look at her own and gets kind annoyed. It not my fault I belong to to big busty girls club and you belong to team washboard.
JB: What?
Girl God: it is nothing
JB: Come on spit it out or stop staring at me.
Girl god: How did you get them to grow so big did you have implants
JB: What?
Girl God: Celistial beast are neither male or female. When we turn into god and if we get the same gender as before we usually look like we use to. You were a girl right. How did you get them so big. Did you drink a lot of milk.
Lobo is laughing his ass off right now. Great I giving a girl advice how to get a bigger boobs like mine. When I use to be a dude, This is so fucked up. I want this conversation to end as fast as possible. So I tell her.
JB: Natural I woke up like this one day.
Girl God: BULL SHIT! Some women have all the luck.
I want to go crawl in a hole. After that awkard moment line keeps moving and It is finally my turn
God worker: Name
JB: JB
God Worker: Real name not nick name
JB: Do I have to
God worker: What if wanted to make your own little planet. You would not want your follwer to call you by your nick name it would not be appropriate
Lobo: I been living with her for five years she never told me what JB stand for. All she said was the J was for her first name and the B was the middle. I would also like to know.
JB: Fine Janiah
G worker :I did not quite catch that.
JB: Janiah my name is Janiah
G worker:A pretty name for a pretty girl. Ok Miss Janiah please put you hand on the crystal so we can find out what your divinity is
I place my hand on the crystal
G worker.: Ok You are The Goddess of The Sun and Moon Janiah. Go to the next table over to get you I.D
I wait for Lobo he is the God of Ice and Snow. Than we head over after that we head to Id cards and. they tell us to go to a room where we can get some closse. Lobo just gets a black shit and a white jacket and some blue jeans. he got some black and white shoes. I choose a royal blue shirt whith some kaki shorts and some blue shoe. I also have some finding and putting on a bra. Than I meet Lobe out there
Lobo: What took you so long?
JB: You try putting girls underwear on for the first time. Not to mention having a big bust as mine.
Lobo: Fair enough come on lets go.
After that Lobo and I are given extra clothes that they put in a bag. They tell us we were going to be sent to a house with people who use to be Celestial Beast to take care of us for time being. At least untill we know were we are going in life. We get on the bus and Head to this home. wow this place is amazing it is so futuristic. If I am amaze Lobo probaly shitting a brick. I look over his face is glued to the window his tail is wagging. We get dropped off withothers. Lobo and I look the youngest in the group. The rest seem like they are in there twenties on earlt thirties. We ring the doorbell a Asiain women opens the door she must be around 25, but I know she is not because she is a god. She introduced her self
Yoyo: I am Yoyo a God of Nature. I will be like your den mother and will take care of you until you get off your feet.
She starts calling our names one by one and then gives us a key to a room. Then she call Lobo and my name
Yoyo: Last one Lobo and Janiah
We both raise our hands She just stares at us
Lobo: Is there a problem.
Yoyo: No your just really young you can't not be over a 100
JB: We are not
Yoyo: Wow you guys ascended so young most gods stay in there for a long time and come out looking like they are in there twenties or thrities. You guys look like your in your teens.
JB: My Id says I am 16 in god years
Lobo: Mine says that I am 18 in God years so what that even mean?
Yoyo: It means your minors and that mean you have to go to school
JB an Lobo: WHAT!
Yes: Gods Live along time you two are still minor according to your Id. All little godlings have to go to School until They reach 21
JB and Lobo: WHAT!
Yoyo: I don't make the rules I just follow them I will schedule you meet will the principle on Monday. Lucky for us the school term just started. Don't pack up you will probaby be staying in the dorms. Since you are minnors the state will be giving you money untill you graduated school. Lobo You will be a Senior in the High school Branch Janiah you will Be a Junior.
Lobo: Take me back to the forest
JB: I am right behind you.
Yoyo: Come on now High School is not that bad.
JB and Lobo: YES IT IS!
Yoyo: Kids
Great I can't beleive I this. Not only do I have to go through puberty again as a female I Have to go back to high school. Some of the worst years of my life. Being a God sucks.