Laki Pov

Coach Asura: LAAAAAAAKKKKKIIIIIIIII!

Laki: Try to catch me if you can old man

Ah my daily dose of fucking with coach Asura. I don't know why I like fucking with a god of destruction I just do it. My dad use to fuck with his brother and father all the time. Don't even get me started with my mom. I guess you can call me a shit stirrer. I am running down the halls and I spot the girls bathroom. I got an Idea. I go in than I summon Chu he is my monkey and my divine Armaments. Coach Asura comes in.

Asura: WHERE ARE YOU BRAT! There you are do really think you can hide from me.....MISS ATHENA

Athena: AH CLOSE THE DOOR! I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE LIKE THIS COACH!

Laki: Isn't she a little young for you coach. I going to tell Mrs. Asura

He spots me climbing out the window and he then follows me.

Athena: Sucker

I shape shift back to myself. I pretended to be Athena and my monkey Chu was me. By the time, he figures that out I will be long gone. I go back to my room and I pack my things. I am going to chill for a day so that that Asura can calm down.  Ezra and Kana are watching TV and Horace is on the Table crying

Ezra: Fucked with Asura again

Laki: Yeah and what wrong with him

Kana: He found out that Janiah and Corozon were dating.

Horace: SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN MY NUBIAN QUEEEN!

Laki: Wow you turned her into lesbian Horace that got hurt the ego little bit

Horace: WAHHHHHHHH!

Ezra: Stop messing with him Laki you already knew she was gay when you caught them kissing. I think she was  already gay at that. It had nothing to do with Horace. She just hated him because he is Horace

Horace: Are you trying to bring me up or tear me down

Ezra shake his head and changes the channel He stop on the celeb gossip. I am not really into celebrities most of them are stuck up in real life.

Announcer: In Local News Celestial World, it couple actor Oberon Lefey and singer Sylph Valkyrie have broken up. We asked if it is true but neither party are willing to break up

Horace: MY SILVER HAIRED GODDESS IS SINGLE AGAIN!

Laki: Wow you bounce back fast, what happen to Janiah being your Nubian Queen

Horace: That was then this is now. Hey Laki Sylph is from the Norse territory you grandad is like the king there do you think you can introduce me.

Laki: Just because I am from the Norse does not mean I know everybody. Beside I don't like asking for favors from the old geezer he will want something in return.

Horace:  Fine don't help. I will court her myself

Laki: Best of luck, well I am heading home for a little while

Ezra: Ok bring back some wild boar that was great last time 

Laki: I will stop buy Valhalla on my way out peace.

I take the earliest portal to the Norse. I already called Home. a limo comes to get me. about an hour later I am in front of my house. There my Dad, Loki, My, Mom Eris and my little Sister Helena come to greet me. There are also several servants

Servants: WLCOME HOME YOUNG MASTER

Helena: LAKIIIIII!

She runs up and hugs me.

Laki; Wallet

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

Helena: Is my technique getting better,

Laki: A little bit still need lighter hand. I could still feel it you little kleptomaniac

My little sister Helena is the Goddess of thieves, She has blonde hair like my mother and green eyes like my father. I look more like mother except I have my dad hair and eye color.

Loki: Pissed off Asura

Laki: Yep

Eris: Hahhhha causing a whole bunch of chaos and mischief he gets that from me.

Loki: No honey he gets it from me.

Eris: He get if from the both of us I love you

Loki: I love you too maybe we should have another kid

Eris: Loki you’re so bad

Loki: Not as bad as you my little Evil empress

Helena and Laki: Gross

My parents are the idiot couple all lovey dovey. Don't get me wrong they use to be real unrestrained back in the day. They go up to their room. I play with my wolf Houndower and my sister Helena. Than I decide to go get me something to eat. I go to Valhalla restaurant. . I have to wear a disguise. I put on some shades and a ball cap with a scarf. It hard being the grandson of a King, all the stupid parties and duties I hate it. Not to mention people won't leave you alone the tabloids call me the Evil Prince. I am not even that bad, I just don't give a danm about my image. I do a couple of jokes on the people fallowing  me and I am labeled as some kind of monster.  Why do you think I went to Godling Academy, so I can just be me? Technically I am 4 in line for the throne. There is Uncle Thor, then dad, followed by my oldest cousin Conan than me. Dad and I think A like politics are a pain in the ass he rarely goes to any of it. He rather be doing mom. I order a table in The V. I. P room. Danm I am not only one here. I see a silver haired girl with purple eyes and big bust. She also has purple fairy wings.

Laki: Isn't that Sylph

I see her drinking at the bar alone. She has had several shots of Heavenly Nectar

Sylph: YOU BASTARD OBORON! We were together since childhood. Our parent even promised us to be together. Yet you CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT BITCH TITANIA! Now you want to marry her. FUCK YOU!

 I do not want to get involved with this shit. I know Titania she is a real bitch. She tried to date my older cousin Conan. He already has a fiancé and is quite happy he asked me to help him out.  Like a good cousin, I am I played the villain. I already have a bad reputation in royal circles me scaring the shit out of her didn't make much difference. I don't have problem with being bad it is fun being bad guy every occasionally. Too bad I am always the villain never the hero. I don't mind ,I am use to it. I think Tatiana is the daughter of the prime Minister. I don't know I don't care. I hate politics and all the fucking red tape.

Laki: Waiter can I get this to go.

Waiter: Right away sir

Speak of the devil it is Oberon and Tatiana. Waiter were the fuck is my food. Tatiana, gives a smirk at Sylph. Oberon just looks at her.

Oberon: Sylph go home I will call you a cab your drunk

Sylph: WHOSE FAUT DO YOU THINK IT IS!

Titania: I am sorry Sylph Oberon and I are in love

That a big fat lie as the god of Deception and Tom Foolery I can tell when people are lying. She may love Oberon, but she is not sorry she stole him. This is really something I did not want to see.

Oberon: I am sorry Sylph we can still be friends, I still care about you. I did not mean to hurt you it just happens.

Sylph: LEAVE ME ALONE AND TAKE THAT BITCH WITH YOU!

Oberon: I don't care what you say about me but apologize to Titania

Sylph: I will when hell freezes over

Waiter: Sir your food is here 

Laki: GREAT MY WILD BOAR IS HERE!

Thank you, Odin, I don't have to be in this awkward situation any longer, Good luck Sylph.

Sylph: LET GO!

Great things have escalated. She poor her drink over Oberon and he grabs her wrist, Odin Danm It. Just walk away this has nothing to do with you.

Oberon: You can go after you apologize

Sylph: Like hell I will. I never knew what kind of person you were until now I don't even want to have anything to do with you.

Oberon: APOLOGIZE OR ELSE

Laki: Or else what?

They see me in my disguise They all look confused. I know I barge in, I like causing mischief, I also lie a lot, doesn't make me a bad person.

Oberon:  Who the Freya are you

Laki: No one that concern you, Let the girl go and go on about your business

Titania: This has nothing to do with you.

Laki: Shut up Titania

Titania: How did you know my name who are you

I don't even bother to answer her question I grab Sylphs hand and I take her out the door, Oberon comes after us.

Oberon: WHERE ARE, YOU GOING WITH HER!

Laki: It is none of your business you are not her boyfriend and she said she wanted nothing to do with you.

Oberon: Sylph you are not going to go with him, you don't even know him.

Sylph. Looks I don't even know you either enjoy dinner Oberon.

Oberon, suddenly get angry and He attacks me he manages to knock off my hat and glasses I restrain him, But they both see my face, Shit just got complicated. I knew I should of wore a mask

Oberon: The Evil Prince Laki Odinson It is the Fucking prince

Laki: LEAVE NOW!

Oberon scurries away and Sylph just looks at me she still drunk and does not know what is going on. I call her cab, but she fucking fall asleep because she is drunk. For a moment, I thought I saw a flash. Maybe it was nothing

Laki: Hey wake up you can't just fall asleep now HEEEY!

It can't be helped she is knocked out cold. ODIN DANM IT! I do only thing I can I tell the driver to take us to my parent’s mansion and I put her in the guest room. The servants are surprise that I brought a girl home, but they don't say anything. I will have a driver to take her to her home in the morning

????: Pov

Big scoop this is a huge scoop. I never thought I get this big of a story. Oberon dumps Sylph for the prime Minster Daughter, not only that but a Mysterious man rescue her. Never would I imagine that the man happens to be The Evil Prince Laki Odinson of Norse Royal Family. This is big and I got the pictures to prove it.