Synopsis
"How could you screw up the world this badly?"
That's the question Billy the God finds himself asking when he looks upon his First World.
Billy needs to get into World Building High, the top school when it comes to building and designing worlds of all shapes and sizes. And they're very strict with who they let in.
Billy is one of the students expected to get in, but the school evaluates all the worlds a God's made during their entire life. And Billy's first world is everything that the school abhors.
Billy's only hope for getting in?
He has to raise a team from his world, comprising of the best of the best. To steal the system of another world and use it to replace his own, dooming the other in the process.
The team he's created from his world's inhabitants?
A BloodThirsty Crusader with more orphan murdering than 7th circle demons.
An Orc prodigy of blood magic who faints at the first bit of gore she sees.
A drunk Warlock who's responsible for the reason why most wizards are dead.
A tax evader Druid who got her hand's on the 9th Edition of Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto.
And a Blind Dragon Born Ranger, Druid, Sorciesta with a gun.
Yep, the only way this could possibly get worse is if the world they were stealing the system from belonged to Principal Sieva, the woman who managed to murder (temporarily) another god.
Oh, wait.
The image is not owned by me. All credit goes to RogerCruz on DeviantArt. I'll change the image if/when I manage to make my own. I'm a terrible artist.
Table of Contents
- 1Prologue: When God's Drunk2024-11-13
- 2Chapter 1: 500 Knights On A Hill2024-11-13
- 3Chapter 2: You Take one Down, Pass it Around2024-11-13
- 4Chapter 3: 499 Knights Dead on a Wall2024-11-13
- 5Chapter 4: Explosives don't solve Everything, But they sure Help2024-11-13
- 6Chapter 5: Fire and Oil go as well together as Crusaders and War Crimes2024-11-13
- 7Chapter 6: I'd probably go to jail for this, but one. God pardons me, and two, the evidence is ash2024-11-13
- 8Chapter 7: A Crusader with a Dagger is still a Crusader with a Weapon2024-11-13
- 9Chapter 8: I'm only an alcoholic because of the voices inside my head2024-11-13
- 10Chapter 9: A War Criminal and a Warlock walk into a bar2024-11-13
- 11Chapter 10: How does one kill with a door?2024-11-13
- 12Chapter 11: GOOD questions were asked, and BAD answers were received2024-11-13
- 13Chapter 12: The cold trail through the woods isn't as cold as her2024-11-13
- 14Chapter 13: An attacker is just a friend you haven't made!(You're gonna die)2024-11-13
- 15Chapter 14: You do not want to know where Gnoll's come from2024-11-13
- 16Chapter 15: Meet the Communists!2024-11-13
- 17Chapter 16: Fighting an Octopus is harder than it looks.2024-11-13
- 18Chapter 17: Privy chases a Criminal Bucket2024-11-13