A teenage boy and his little sister sat on a couch in the living room of their house. They both shared black hair and fair skin, and both were scrolling on their phones mindlessly.
"Hey Janica, I think Youtube thinks I'm gay or something, I keep getting those ads of comics with men kissing."
"James, what in the actual fuck are you talking abo-" Janica was cut off by the loud sound of wind coming from a portal that randomly appeared in front of them, sucking both siblings into the portal at once, along with their phones.
The siblings screamed loudly as their surroundings were light green and blue swirls that were quite headache inducing. Soon they landed on a hard black tiled floor. James got up unsteadily, taking in the situation. The room they had just land in was a large cubic room, with black tiles lining the walls and floor, with a suspicious altar in the center.
"What the fuck?" James thought out loud, with Janica still on the floor beside him. "WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE ARE WE, WHAT IS THAT, GET UP JANICA I THINK WE'RE IN DANGE-"
A bright light shone on top of the altar, and a white man with purple robes and a yellow top hat stepped out.
"Greetings Masarky siblings, I was bored and needed to do something other than look over your dumb universe, so to put it simply, I made an entirely new universe and have been secretly yoinking some people from your universe to populate the new one. Now, I did this a while ago, and I'm bored again, so I decided you two are going there as well. I will give you guys two spells each, a couple of abilities so you can have an easier time there, and be sent on your way. Any questions before you no longer see your family ever again?"
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James looked at the god, "Yeah a little question, FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN DRUGGED, AND I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"
"James, this is a literal god," Janica groaned from the floor. "I don't think we're drugged, since we're seeing the same thing aren't we? Let's just get the things he's giving us, and forget that this is a really weird situation we're in until later, ok?"
"Yes, listen to your sister," The god said. "Now, for you James, you will be getting video game related abilities because of how much time you've spent of your life playing games, your abilities will allow you to have the typical video game things, like being able to see your level, a map, inventory, quests, etc. And for you Janica, you will be getting the same abilities as James. For spells, James will be able to summon guns, and has partial telekinesis. Janica will be able to have quite a strong healing spell, and she can also summon shields for allies and herself. Welp, since James had seemed like he didn't want any other information, off you go, good luck!."
And with that, the god vanished, and the room around them started to distort. The room kept becoming less and less of a room, until their surroundings were of tall, grassy fields.
"Man what just happened?" Both siblings asked, and right as they said that, a man in a full suit of steel armor, with a helmet to cover his face stepped towards them, sword at the ready.