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10: Return or village inspection

10: Return or village inspection

   Hiro here. You should be wary of dehydration and sun strokes, of course if you are protected by ultimate cheat like God Mode, that freezes all values of your health and vitality you don’t have to worry about minor things.

  I wonder why I dozed off last night, god mode freezes all my stats like: health points, mana points, and stamina points.

   Maybe as everyone gone to sleep I fell asleep from boredom? Because it couldn’t have been a magic effect of some mage, that put me to sleep.

 Magic doesn’t work on me, except for my own, when I cast something on myself, too bad I didn’t felt  a thing when I was bound to a tree.

 I can’t get used to this lack of sensory input from my skin, since I activated ‘TGM’-sama I can only touch things I equip.

 And also before they all gone to sleep, I tried to eat some of provision I had in my inventory, but for some reason it didn’t have any taste, then to experiment I spawned some poison and debuff potion as I tried to drink them they didn’t have any taste or effect.

 Today for better or for worse, I decided to deactivate ‘TGM’(God Mode), and try out ‘TIM’(toggle Immortal mode), as expected right of the bat I freeze in on spot paralyzed.

 As I am overburdened by my inventory, {type “player.setav carryweight 100000” accept}(Load that I can carry now is one kiloton), and I can move again.

 But now not only that I am thirsty and hot, but I can feel the wind on my skin and definitely can feel the heat of the sun at a daybreak.

 It’s now getting a bit tiring to walk so I should {type “player.setav stamina 90000” accept}(I have a ton of stamina now) now it’s a lot easier to walk, ok I should try drinking water now that I have the ability to feel and taste.

 As I take a water pouch from my inventory I try to sip some water out of it, but immediately spit it out, it has a horrible taste of warm and stale water with a bit of dried skin aftertaste.

 So to cleans a pallet I take out some wine that I collected from commander's tent and wash my mouth with it, it was some sort of muscat wine quite sweet, and now I need to drink some water to wash down this sweet taste.

 I decide to experiment {type “player.addspell 12fcd” accept}[added ‘Flames’ spell] and then {type “player.addspell 2b96b” accept} [added ‘Frostbite’ spell], so I take some sort of metal cauldron and pour out some water out of barrel that was in my inventory with provision supply, then equip 'flames' spell to my left hand and pick up cauldron with my right.

 And as I try to cast 'flames' and control magicka output it should be about 14 points per second, but I try to decrease it to 7 and lessen the flames, than I succeed in steadily boiling water without evaporating it in one go.

 Then I cast frostbite with my left and cool down the cauldron, with consumption of 23 mana points per second it still slowly cools down, and as I see a bit of ice forming between the metal and liquid I stop casting the spell, and take a sip of cold and refreshing boiled water it’s much better than what I tried previously.

 This wasn’t possible in a game, you couldn’t use spells for anything but combat or puzzles, but here I was not only able to boil water, I also changed it’s taste.

  With that done I should keep moving toward the castle, as I pack up and start moving I step on some rock and tripe, and bust my face on the ground to end up with a bleeding nose, but in few seconds I am back to normal well almost, all my clothes are dirty with a mess that I made, when I was pouring water from keg to cauldron, I am kind of upset I deactivated ‘TGM’-sama it also protected my clothes, and now I am frustrated I look like some hobo.

 But I collect my resolve stand up and go towards the village to get some clothes I bet I can buy something with spawned gold coins they are pure gold after all so {type “player.placeatme d790c”} and before me appeared a small coin purse containing 8 gold coins.

 I run on a road with 300% of normal human running speed, a bit faster than 60km/h about 40 mile per hour, so I reach a farm land near the castle in about 2 hours. 

 So I locate the village beside a fort (bandit castle), there is a wood stockade around the village but no guards so I just walk into a village, and approach some guy about my height and try to ask him something when he turns to me and say:

“You better not get your dirty hands on me beggar” to my utter dismay I was perceived as a beggar, well I am no noble and I don’t have a home so I may fall into a category of hobo.

 Without approaching any closer I ask with as grownup voice as I could muster:

“Is there any place a man could wash up and buy a new set of clothes?” they must have noticed by now that I don’t smell like a beggar, as the well off looking guy stepped towards me and ran his gaze all over me I say:

“I am a traveling merchant and was attacked by mountain bandits, they took my goods, horse and cart but fortunately left me with my life so I hid some money and walked here” this person must be a merchant as he had a warm expression on his face, and told me where to find a tailor and an inn.

 I got to the tailors shop he had a few things of almost my size, basically I was not bulky enough for nobles clothes, and to tall for a pleb clothes of my size but I still bought 2 sets of noble and villager clothes, and a simple leather bag, as I put on pleb clothes on, I put my clothes into the inventory and it states ‘school uniform (dirty)’, that sound weird no matter how you look at it, at least add male in front of it, no it will make it look even worse, well I should wash them as soon as I can.

This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

 I took 93 silver coins after negotiating the price of a 2 sets of pleb clothes to 50 copper each and a set of noble clothes for 2 silver each and I got a big discount on a leather bag that was lying behind a counter, it was 2 silver but it looks sturdy and spacious, so it should have costed more I think, as I was leaving I turn around to see the tailor looking at a gold coin with a sparkling eyes.(later that day tailor ran from the village abandoning his business)

 Dressed in new clothes as a simple pleb I enter the inn, it’s a hella noisy in here I catch some talk about siege and night raid but I will think about it later, now I approach a counter by the kitchen, and ask.

 “I need a room for one night and a place to wash this dirt off” the receptionist looks at me as if evaluating me but I show one silver to prove I mean business,

“We have rooms for nobles with a bathtub, but you can get a cheap room for single person and wash outside for 12 copper a total” she said still looking at me as if, I was some hoodlum that stole some money from someone, and came here to brag about it, at least it’s how I see it, so I ask:

“How much for a single person room with a bathtub?” she widened her eyes and as she smiled she said,

“It will be 50 copper for you” to that I say.

“Can I see the owner” she widened her eyes again and said with a smirk. 

“I am the owner here” this time I widen my eyes how can a girl in her 20’s be an inn owner in a bandit occupied village, and as I get irritated at this girl covered by remnants of some disease [must be pox marks] I say in irritated tone. 

“Can you please stop fooling around and call your superior”, now she look at me with a bit of upset, and finally getting that I am not here to joke around, she goes to a kitchen, and then a bulky guy walks out and looks at me, he is around 1.6m tall(about 5.2 feet), so he kinda looks down on me, which kinda bothers me so I give him 1 silver and say. 

“Room for one person with a bathtub-” then I stretch out my hand and grab his ear, he was not expecting this kind of force from my build, and as he felt pain in the ear he lowered his head, so I can whisper to him.

“I need few questions answered in private” as I let his ear go I see few guy’s looking at me, and a shocked expression of the inn's owner.

 He thinks for a moment and responds in hushed tone “follow me to the back room” we walk toward the kitchen, and he signals the girl to take the receptionist duty [they call it a front desk here I think], he closes the door after she leaves and shows me with a nod that it’s OK to talk in here.

 I start with a roundabout approach 

“what would you say about the state of things in village, how things been since bandits took over the fort?” he was thinking with a complex expression, then I state the next 

“if you think I am from kingdom, then you’re wrong I just need to know, should I settle here?” his expression changes looks like he understood something, and said 

“You obviously can fend for yourself, do you really need to settle here? Bandits over tax us but, and after they brought more than 100 slaves from that night raid, they might hire you as a mercenary, but kingdom will send a bigger army next time, they will not leave the brother of king unavenged, you could die even if you are good at battlefield”, wait a minute 

“what slaves are you talking about, and what night raid are you talking of?” I thought they ran on me could it be, 

“they’re bragging about how they lay waste to King’s army and forced them to retreat, then at night using a paralyzing spell took the remnants as slaves” they must have left me bound to a tree because they couldn’t move me when I was in god mode, then loaded all of the soldiers and brought them here while I was blowing my steam off, too bad I was fooling around whole day, if I gone towards castle at once I would have caught up to them as they were transporting soldiers.

“How is the situation in the village, will the villagers be happy if bandits leave the fort for good?” as I said that he laughed and said.

“Kid you are too naive for your age” I may look young but to call me naive and kid, I was as old as you are now, and now I am beyond irritated.

“Answer my question” I say in domineering tone, he looks at me as if I am some kind of spoiled child and answers.

“There is no reason for them to leave, if they really repealed previous attack, they must have some powerful ‘vector mage’ on their side” I think for a while and decide to go to the castle.

“Okay I will stay here for the night and I need some soap” as I derail our conversation the owner asks me something random too.

“You are quite interesting what is your name kid?” I can’t tell him my real name, and first of all I haven’t learned any names of this world, so I state.

“It’s impolite to ask someone's name without introducing yourself first” this statement is clearly out of this worlds common sense as his face speaks before he opens his mouth.

“Never heard of such customs, but my name is Boden” what a shallow introduction.

“Nice to meet you my name is Sigfreid Dragonslayer”(Chuunibyou reawakened) what a hell am I saying? I did slaughter a lot of dragons but I shouldn’t brag about it only because I picked that name.

“Zikfred Ladddraig you say so you’re a noble?” what is it a problem in translation? Must be a bug in gods cheat.

“No no forget what I just said just call me Sig, ok Boden?” he looked at me as if I was ridiculing him or joking around and said.

“Just call me Bow then” so I can’t hear names properly and misspell them, god you screwed up big time where to send a bug report?