Why is this happening? What are you doing? Those were all the questions razing through my mind when I realized that I found myself in the worst possible situation. A blade running at me, the edges as sharp as any I’ve seen yet, looking worse because of the person holding it. “Huh?” I shouldn’t have said that word. That singular word, if it could even be called one. I could’ve spent my energy doing something else. Laugh, reminisce, literally do anything else. But the best that I could’ve done… was run…

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No, that’s not true. My life has always been just like a fun time with laughs and screams of joy in this world of royalty, where I’m now realizing I wasn’t wanted, and don’t want to be. All I really want is to make the funniest jokes and make everyone happy. Mei, Leon, bartender… even you Chris. Let’s do that until the end of time. “Heh”