"Jason honey~~" Mrs Riley sung, with a kind smile one her face.

But when Jason saw her smile, he had the urge to jump out the window. Mr Riley also slowly backed away from her, as if facing a sleeping lion.

"Yes mum? " Jason feigned calmness.

"Didn't I tell you to put that thing down? " She said, with more menace in her voice

"Yeah, who knew it would work though, isn't it cool mum. " Jason said, glancing at his father furtively, who only looked away in the face of Jason's pleading eyes.

"Cool he says. " She was about to snap now, Jason could tell. So he made the choice that any boy in this situation would do.

Run...

Jason swiftly jumped down from his bed and made a break for the window. Where he threw it open and decisively jumped out. Now, what you should know is that Jason's room was on the second floor...

Luckily there was a big tree right outside, which he agilely clung to and climbed down from.

He could here his mother shout for him to stop from inside the house, but Jason gritted his teeth, and as soon his feet landed, he dashed madly around the house and straight down the street.

He didn't have a destination in mind, he couldn't go to Harry's, the Dursleys had been iffy lately thanks to the constant stream of letters coming in for Harry. So all he could do was run.

But when Jason was about halfway to the end of the street, he suddenly thought,

Wait, aren't I making things worse...

He in fact was, if he had stayed, and faced his punishment like a man. His mother surely would have left some leeway, but now...

No mercy

I'm dead, finished, might as well just commit seppuku

But he was already riding the tiger...

Jason decided to just go to the park nearby, where he sat on a nearby swing. But when he sat down, he heard two arguing voices, he was startled, when he got here he hadn't seen anyone close by so how come he's hearing voices now.

He quickly looked to where the voices came from, and what he saw and heard made him speechless.

It was two squirrels, who looked exactly the same, quarreling over a nut.

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Squirrel #1: "I saw it first. "

Squirrel #2: "So everything you see is yours? "

Squirrel #1: "Of course! "

Squirrel #2: "That tree? " (points to a still growing tree)

Squirrel #1: "Mine! "

Squirrel #2: "That Bush? "

Squirrel #1: "Mine! "

Squirrel #2: "Even that piece of chocolate? "(Points to dog poop)

Squirrel #1: (hesitating) "What's chocolate? "

Squirrel #2: "A delicious thing made by humans, but since you're hesitating then I guess it's not yours right? Then I'll take it "

With that he walked off towards the "chocolate".

Squirrel #1: "Wait that's mine too"

Squirrel #2: "Well you're making this hard for me, tell you what. We'll trade, I'll take this nut and I'll give you that chocolate" squirrel #2 said, with a regrettable expression on his face.

When Squirrel #1 saw the expression on the others face, he clearly thought the "chocolate" was a good thing. So he immediatly agreed.

"Sure, thanks pal. Don't worry next time we can share the chocolate "

Squirrel #2: (with a hopeful expression) "Really? "

Squirrel #1: "Really! "

Squirrel #2: "Thanks pal, you're a real star. " And with that he quickly took his nut and ran off. Leaving #1 happily smiling and walking off towards his "chocolate".

Jason was amazed

What a treacherous little guy

Anyway, he had by now accepted the fact that he could speak to animals, it wasn't that bad after all, he could do a lot of things with this power. Only he couldn't turn it off. But he thought that as soon he got at Hogwarts, he could maybe find some sort of spell or potion to control it.

After about an hour of swinging and listening to all the secrets the little animals knew, and stupidly shared. Jason's stomach started grumbling. He decided to go home...

Jason cautiously stepped through the front door, but when he turned his back to close it, he suddenly felt a pair of eyes, boring into him. He looked back and saw his mother, a few inches away staring down at him with a playful smirk on her face.

And it was at that moment that he knew, he fucked up.

Miserable screams could be heard for the next few minutes from the Riley's home.

Jason, butt beaten red, wobbled up the stairs like a defeated soldier.

Dammit, what a witch. I'm her own son, couldn't she have been more lenient. Jason thought, crestfallen Now i have to sit on a donut the rest of the day

When Jason got back to his room, he saw all his furniture still floating, as well as the spider. When he saw the spider he instantly got mad. He immediately went straight to his bookself and took down a magazine, rolling it up he prepared to strike, his hatred overcoming his fear.

"Dammit, it's all your fault you stupid creature. They took my wand away! "

*wack*

"They beat my butt! ".

*wack*

"They even- Wait why are you crying? "Jason stopped, staring suspiciously at the resilient spider on the ground.

He heard it's crying voice screaming.

"You took my balls, and you beat me afterwards. Wuuuu~~"

Jason felt kind of sorry for the spider, he had indeed been unreasonable. Doing all that to it just because he was scared.

I'm a monster, a cruel judging monster.

Jason thought sadly...

But then he heard the spiders voice again.

"You mother#%@%, I'll get you I tell you. I can't breed but I'll adopt, and I'll tell all my spider children to piss on you, they should infest your house and breed wherever they can. We'll make your life a living He-"

*wack*

"Welp, guess it was a demon huh. "

" ... "