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chapter 2 [dungeon with you]

chapter 2 [dungeon with you]

"FUCKIN GET IT"

"I'M TRYING CALM DOWN"

"WELL TRY HARDER ITS GETTING AWAY"

Milo and Andy shout at each other while chasing around a fleeing goblin.

The goblin eventually out runs both of them.

"Damn it, aren't you rouges supposed to be fast"

Andy says while panting like a dog

"shut up i'm still trying to get the hang of it"

"GUYS IM HERE"

Josh yells while stumbling down the hill they were running down

"Josh youre too slow"

"we can think of this as his punishment for being stupid and not picking a class"

"listen you keep making fun of me for that but you both picked weapons that you don't know how to use"

"well i mean daggers and swords are pretty straight forward, they aren't that complicated"

"yeah i don't think you've killed even 1 goblin Josh"

"oh shut up, lets just get to the first town"

"and how do we do that when we don't know where that is?"

"easy we pick a direction and go"

Andy and Milo both shrug in a 'alright' type manner.

after a full night of walking they've all done an all nighter and are running at 50% brain power

"that was a bad idea"

"no shit sherlock"

"AGH im thank god im so tired of trees"

it took them another hour just to find an inn.

"room for 3 please"

Andy says leaning over the counter of the inn.

"ẅ̶̮̘͔̳̰̑͜͜h̷͓̆͂̌́͂̉͠à̷̧̛͂̈́͌͐͑̌ṱ̷̨̭̘̟̮̳̙̥̬͚̲̦̠̇̄̂̌͊́͑̕͝?̴̧̨̡̻̻̘̞̞̗͂͊ ̶͉͎͍̖̮̰͑̎́̂͋̆̓̓d̶͚͓̑̄̆͆̾̅̌̑̿͌͘ő̷̦̟̞̽̐̄̔̒̈̇̈ͅ ̵̬́̀͋̎͗̉̋̔͛̊̚͘ẏ̷̧̛͕̗̹̱͓̱̜͗͑́͠o̵̡̢̠̟̺̤̼̜͎̳̬͍͕̹͛̆͛̓̾̋̏̆̈͂̊̎̚u̶̢̥͖͕̦͕͈͇̹̔̀̎̿͐͐̑̔̍̌̆̔͝ ̶̖̎̏̾́̿̚̕ǹ̵̡̗͉̠͓͈͔̻̤̭͍͕̠͖o̸̗͖̽̇͐̉̇͐̒t̸̹͈͇̱͎͙̯͈̞̤̙́̐̽̓̔̈̈͗̽̽̾͘ ̸̡̹̃͑̒̀͊̒́͑̄̊̈́͋k̴̛͔̲͙̱̲̮̞̼̞͆͐͒̌̾̔͋̾̀̏̑͝͝n̶̼̭̜̻͒̽͂̐ơ̷̧̘͕̠͉͑̀̿̿̉̇́͊̍͝w̶̡̡͕̟̫͓͎̱̗̘̟̺͕̾̇̀̔̋̉ͅ ̵̛̯̤̥͍̗͉͈͔̰̙͙̪͑͒̂̒̇̋͗̿̎̚ͅo̸̼͖͎̤̰̮̫͖̮̅̈̆́̓̄͐͌̊͋͘͝͠͝͠ȗ̶̥̦͙̪̣̙̼̊͌̏̌ŗ̷̡̢͉͕̰̖̠̮̝̹̎̓̀͌̿̂̔̃̍̕͝͠ ̷̠̫̻̻̐͜͠l̵͖̘͖̤͎̣̙͕̈́̈̑͂͛͊̅́̾͊͜͝à̷̧̢̩̠̘̮̳͇͖̗̐͜n̴̤̂͛̓̾̇͌͆͊̍g̸̡̻̻̲̱͉̖͉̰̦̗̻̯̻͗̈́̿̋̍͋̉̀̒̈́͠͝ͅû̶̲̬̬̦͍̞̼͉͌̑͊̀̂̏̐̊͒͛̇͋͘a̷̢̡̟͈̭͉̺̦̥̦͋͛̈́͋̚͠g̴̡̨̧̛̺̙̯̘̤͔̥̖̥͙͂͐̏͛̾̽̃̿̓͘͜͜ę̵̨̛͎͚͎̰̩̤̤̫̭͌̑̈́́̇̒̓̅̕ ̶̭̣̩͓͇̦̥̂̈́̐y̸̰̙͓̫͚̜̆͂̀͂͌͝ö̷͖͇́̚͝ụ̵̢̣͇̫̦̥̕ǹ̶̞̜̘̫̫͍̱͎̝̱͎̮̜̒͌̈́̓̈́͂͜͠g̶̻͎̮͎̮̈́̈́ ̴̢̨͔̺̤̼̣͚̜͕̠̖̻̖̙̍͊͂̉ȍ̴̧̖̱̻̳̱̥̝̮͈̼̞͖̥̿̇n̶̢̨̛͖͚͇̺̦̳͔͇͈̄̐̂̀͝ȩ̸̨̡͎̼̩̬͇̹̤̥͉͒̋̄̆̅͌́̊͗̔͐́̚͜?̵̨͕͔̰̱̼͔͉̯͖̩̫͛͐̆̀͛̑̇̏̿̑͠"

The receptionists response confuses everyone in the party so they just slide him their gold in hope that he understands what they want.

Thankfully the man understood so he gave them a room for three.

They all laid into their beds and went to sleeps quietly.

Milo suddenly is woken up by the sound of what he thinks is crying.

"oi Andy you ok?"

Andy with eyes full of tears turns around.

"bro my anime figure didn't arrive before we were transported"

Milo stares at him for a second beofre going back to bed quietly to try to bleach that from his mind so he can still respect Andy when they wake up tomorrow.

*****

Josh wakes up to see that Andys pillow is drenched in what he guesses is tears and Milo is frowning furiously in his bed.

He starts to question if he's really the stupid one, before shrugging and putting on his equipment.

"Ahme ahem WAKE UP IDIOTS ITS TIME TO HUNT"

"ow jesus you trying to burst my ear drums or somethin"

"sorry but it was the only way to wake you guys up"

"ugh man i was having a really good dream"

"bro you were frowning the whole night so yeah 'good dream' my ass"

Josh throws Andy and Milo their equipment before heading to the bathroom.

While they're getting ready they notice a some weird conversation happening in the room next to theirs, and whats more they can understand it.

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"Jesus i have kobold guts all over me"

"that's because you're an idiot and are impatient"

"we could have all taken them togethere but noooo someone wants to swing his big fuck off sword at the kobolds"

"ok ok im sorry"

Milo and Andy burst into the room of this conversation.

"SUP SUP"

and it turns out as they guessed it was Nick,Mike and George.

"yo MIlo,Andy you guys live here too?"

"well more or less"

While Andy and the others are talking, Milo is completely obsessed with Nicks sword as it look like the big ass ones in the anime he watches.

"NICK"

"huh whats up?"

"HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SWING THIS THING ITS HEAVY AS HELL"

Milo says while trying to lift Nicks sword.

"i dont know for me it weighs the same amount as a normal shortsword"

"so what, you get some over powered ability just for picking the class"

"you know how theres subclasses?"

"no."

"oh, well yeah when you pick the fighter class you have a bunch of options for subclasses i chose the heavy swordsmen"

"Andy you never told me this"

"i thought you already knew"

"well i didn't, the rouge class was just a 1 class there wasnt any extra options"

a silence follows up Milos statement.

"sounds boring"

adds george.

"that's because it is, litterly all i do is get behind them and stab them and its boring as hell"

"you should've picked a magic class then i hear they're fun"

"uhhh nah you have to memorise a full peom like shit for just one spell"

"then how about a sorcerer?"

"the mana regeneration is dog water"

"so what, magic classes are shit?"

"i mean not completely but in most situations a normal person wouldnt be able to memorise like 50 poems so for most people the wizard class is useless"

"so what class would you have picked otherwise?"

"most likely a fighter but since i dont know all the sub classes i cant give you a direct answer"

"hmm well moving on, what are you guys gonna do today"

"probably just go into the forest and hunt some goblins"

"oh then why not go to a dungeon with us?"

"a dungeon?"

"yeah we found a dungeon while wandering in the forest and been getting prepared for it"

"Hmmmmm sure we'll join you"

"alright we'll meet here in half an hour"

"aight cya"

"cya"

Milo and Andy head down stairs to hopefully get a meal only to see Josh like a monkey trying to communicate what he wants from the menu.

at that moment both of them realised how much of a problem this whole language thing was.

as they walk up to Josh who has somehow ordered something Milo starts rethinking about the dungeon since they weren't really strong, by this point they've been in this world for 3 days so he wasnt sure but decided that it sounds like fun.

"oi Josh we met with Nick and his squad and we're doing a dungeon run with them"

"oh cool sounds like fun"

he says while stuffing his mouth with a food he doesnt even know what is.

after half an hour and their stomachs full of unidentified foods they got their gear together and were ready for the dungeon.

after meeting with Nick and his gang they headed out into the dungeon with Milo still having some second thoughts about it.

"and welcome to the entrance"

Nick says not noticing that everyone was panting like a dog behind him.

"alright lets get in there"

"wait.. Nick..we're dying here...give us a break"

Andy says while gripping Nick armor.

"pah you're all just a bunch of pussies"

"call us what you want that doesnt change the fact that we're dying here"

"ugh fine 15 minute break"

after 15 minutes they had extended it for another 10 minutes before actually entering the dungeon.

"damn this shit is actually kinda spooky"

"meh its not that bad"

"oh really 'wow look at the big macho man not afraid of walking corpses'."

"shut u-"

before Andy finishes his sentence a skeleton lunges forward at him bare fisted and starts to beat his face while locking him to the ground.

POW POW POW

CLANG

Nick swings his sword and smashes the skeleton into little bits

"uggghh"

"you ok Andy?"

"hardly but lets continue"

Andys face was pretty bruised up but it wasnt anything too bad so they continued.

"hey george you're a cleric right? Why dont you heal me"

"nope after the kobold village incident my god set a limit to how many times i can call upon him and im not wasting that on you"

"cunt"

as they advance to the next chamber suddenly

a horde of around 10 skeletons filled the room they're in, the door closing behind them.

"here we go again"

says Nick before swinging his sword and smashing 2 skeletons to the walls

CLANG

POW POW

the skeletons are taken aback by Nicks wild nature but before they have time to react

BAM

George smashes one of the skeletons with his mace

"may god have mercy on your soul"

SLASH

POW

Andy cuts one of the skeletons in half and then kicks another away from him

POW

the kicked skeleton is shot by an arrow by Mike

SHEEENG

BAM

Josh swings at a skeleton only to miss and have his weapon stuck in the ground

"w-wait hold on"

the skeleton grabs his knife and stabs it into joshs stomach

"AAAGH"

Josh screams out in pain

BAM

Milo comes from behind and stabs the skeleton in the back of the scalp to where the bones fall to the ground

"GEORGE WE NEED A HEAL"

george rushes over to Josh and pulls out the knife

"agh"

Josh is bitting his sleeve to ease the pain

"oh holy spirits help us mortals and give us your divine protection, close our wounds and give us our strenght back" HEAL

as he finished the spell the wound started closing up, each musle fiber connecting back together and the skin while stained with blood comes back to normal

"all done now c'mon we still got skeletons left"

there were only 2 skeletons left they put their backs to eachother and left no openings.

suddenly

BAM

Nick comes from the air and smashes both skeletons into dust leaving nothing left.

they quietly continued to the next room.

*****

after going through countless rooms they stood infront of the boss door they gulped down dry saliva and slowly opened the door