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chapter 1 [of idiocy and stupidity]

chapter 1 [of idiocy and stupidity]

An eye suddenly springs open.

The eye belonged to a boy with longer than usual hair.

He looked aroung in a daze of sorts with obvious confusion in his eyes

But then when his concious seemed to have calmed down and assessed the situation, his mouth slightly opened.

"finally..."

He says softly, after doing so spring to life and in an excited tone screams.

"I'VE FINALLY BEEN TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER WORLD"

Yes this boy named Milo has had a dream all his life and that was to be transported to another world.'After all this time of crying myself to sleep because of how shitty real life was i finally got thrown a bone by god.' He thinks to himself in a trance like manner.

But suddenly after calming down he hears another voice scream out.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"

He looks in the way the voice came to see a certain someone.

But as his gaze kept getting farther he realized that there was not just the person the voice came from and after some time thinking how he was going to kill them so he ends up the last person in this other world he notices another detail.These people he knew them and they knew him because all of these people were his dear friends.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS HERE?!"

He screams out very agitated like

"hey is this what i think it is"

a blond boy says quietly his eyes wide open in excitement.

"Oh shit did we get isekai'd"

a boy with neatly tidy hair says.

'Josh,Andy atleast my anime loving guys are with me.' He thinks to himself not realizing that one of his friends was extremely mad and behind him.

''oi milo what the fuck is this shit"

a voice says behind him. He quickly turns around to see a man with a buzzcut looming over him

"i dont know Nick but this happens a lot in the animes that me,Josh and Andy watch. Its a mystery"

"allright children thats enough ill explain everything"

a voice suddenly calls out from above. Everyone stops talking and looks towards the figure of an old man from where the voice came from

"let's start with the basics ahem ahem, so you see this world is one where mankind has been at war with monsters since the beginning of time and all of you will serve to end that war."

he says while widening his arms

"thats cool and all but who are you"

a voice comes from the crowd. When everyone turned they saw a particularly disinterested man with a bowlcut picking his nose

"izaiah isnt it obvious hes GOD!"

"hmm i dont know about that i mean sure he looks like one but is he really a god or is this just some kind of weird prank"

everyone went silent.

"i will leave what i am to your imaginations, now then.."

the man snaps his fingers a sudden screen like window appeared infront of all of them.

"you will all pick a class that interests you but do not worry if you end up being unsatisfied by the class, there will eventually be a class reselection so.just.have.fun"

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the man says his gaze going slightly dark.

Everyone was still in a slight daze and very confused but they did what they were told and all picked classes they were interested in. Extra screens appeared when they picked a class giving information of the class. After everyone picked a class they all turned to the man expecting guidance of some sorts.

"well now i guess we should get started."

The man claps his hands with an eery smile

"have fun"

Suddenly all of their visions went white as if dying .

they all woke up one by one in a grassy field. Milos eyes twitched open as if having a nightmare

"well what now?"

a guy with ginger hair asked

"i dont know how about this, we all split up into groups and just do our own thing"

Josh suggests to Mike the ginger

"im down for it."

Nick says obviously still tired and in a daze

"well then how do we pick groups?"

a guy in heavy armor asks

"HA what the hell is with that big ass armor joey"

"i dont want to hear that from you nathan i mean look at that dumb ass robe"

"shut up i didnt get to pick it"

everyone simply agreed that these two are gonna be togethre in a group

"Andy,Josh wanna team up"

Milo asked them excitedly

"yeah sure"

"yeah sure"

they both said at the same time

everyone teamed up into groups and were ready

"so what are your guys classes"

Andy face palms while Josh smirks

"well you see my dear friend Milo i YES I THE AMAZING JOSH have...not picked a class"

"what?"

milo says with a face full of disbelief for how stupid this man was.

Andy butts in

"he didnt pick a class because he thought he would get some over powerd class as a 'secret achievement' or some stupid shit like that"

Milo simply looks at Josh while Josh tries to ignore his gaze

"you are the biggest idiot i've ever seen in my life"

"im sorry...OH but it allowed to get any weapon i want since i didnt pick a class"

Milo widend his eyebrows

"and did you get anything good?"

'if he's smart he should have gotten an easy to use weapon like a sword or a dagger or something of that kind.' Milo thought to himself in wishfull thinking.

"heh, check this out"

Josh says pulling out a giant scythe while Andy tries to hide his embarassment and regret.

Milo gently smiles and asks Josh

"you do know how to use a scythe right?

"well....uhh..y-you see..um...i'm...i'm sorry"

"you've once again proven your stupidity"

"well i hope everyone else is doing better than us"

Andy says to himself

******

We open to Nathan and Joey standing over izaiahs corpse.

"well.. now what?"

Nathan asks in a bored tone

"i dont know the idiot jumped into a horde of goblins where you had to waste all your mana to save him and ended up not even doing so...welp lets go try and find a town"

"good idea"

The duo that used to be a trio set out to get some rest and hopefully figure out this worlds currency.

they ended up spending the night in a dirty goblin infested cave where Nathan was completely useless so Joey had to take em all

"ugh fuck it stings"

he says while holding his wounded shoulder

"hey man if i knew mana takes forever to recover i wouldn't have picked a sorcerer"

"welp we cant do anything about it untill the next class selection"

the two 16 year old boys stared off into space with blank faces

"i wanna go home"

says nathan while holding his forehead in a distressed fashion

"me too"

responds Joey while chugging the alcohol one of the goblins had on him

******

We open to Nick swinging his sword like a mad man while yelling out in a excited fashion

"HAHA COME GET SOME"

"got one to your right"

yells out Mike while eating meat next to George who's healing Nick everytime he gets hurt which is a lot.

"my god's gonna start ignoring me if you keep that up!"

"its fine ill be done by then"

This team of three decided that going hunting was the best option so they had found a kobold village where Mike and George had realized that Nick wasn't letting them kill a single kobold so they just sit back and watched as the poor kobolds were attacked by a savage and bloodthirsty Nick.

"this is pretty gruesome"

"yeah but i've atleast got something to do unlike you"

"oh please all youre good for is a healing slave"

"atleast thats something"

As the two banter Nick is still killing the kobolds like a savage raider and that was all they did that day.

******

All of the people summoned to this world did separate things some had fun some lost things and others died but this was just the beginning of these idiotic friends adventures they still have lots in store and were all ready for separate reasons some wanted to go home some wanted to save this world and some just wanted a restart in life but no matter their reason they were forced into this situation and were going to see it through to the end.

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