It has occurred to me that it might be fun to have titles for each chapter. It has also occurred to me that it might be fun for you guys to having something to do while nagging me to write more. Combined with my lack of ability to name things (I mean, Fantasia, really?), I am starting a contest to see who can come up with the best name for each chapter.

The fabulous prize for winning will be... Your name and title will be attached to each chapter. No, you don't get early releases of my writing; I post it up as quickly as it's typed up.

This contest will be ongoing, so if someone submits a better title after I pick a winner, I can still change it.

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I reserve the right to declare you all losers if I don't like the titles. Please try to follow basic guidelines.

1) Please make the title have SOMETHING to do with what's going on in the chapter

2) If you submit a title for more than one chapter, try to have some kind of unifying theme or format that makes them cohesive.

3) Try to be witty, as in smart-funny and not stupid-funny (unless it's childish stupid-funny).

4) Bonus points for literary techniques (Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about)