Freestyle (Games Industry)

I just came in with something new to play.

Beat it so bad they say I slayed.

Give it a year, or two, or eight and it's re-released half-baked.

Bought it anyway.

One new character's all it's gained, except maybe 'til the endgame.

Here's my take; it's a lame remake.

Should've put out the same game for more gain.

This dumb stuff is numbing my brain, make my thought train insane with inane remakes!

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… Or, is it a remaster?

The version where you add paint and more plaster?

These terms are a disaster!

It should all spread outrage, but I'm the only mad nerd.

Are you not enraged by the stage they've paved?

Decided to turn your cheek and flip the page?

Or, are you one of them shills, getting paid for what you say?

I'll keep speaking from my mind cage 'til I'm all the way into a mined grave!

I'll use my small wood stave to dig out and escape in a close shave to further escapades!

If you agreed with that song that I just sang, tell the makers of them games to do something new instead of something you hate with that dolla' you gained, voting for something more great I can't eviscerate or eliminate in a minute or eight right after it came.

Complain about what's lame and they hand You the blame.

Got me saying, “Am I sane?”

But, I'll stop playin'.

Get back to yo life, all plain.