Hey!

So I figured you guys are into comedy if you've read this far. I've just released a purely comical and nonsensical story called I Want to Save the World, but the Goddess tells me to Text my Ex (https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/38232/i-want-to-save-the-world-but-the-goddess-tells); please have a look if you think you're gonna be into this! The story will be uploaded regularly, so even more material for you to go through.

This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

The new chapter for this book will come today/tomorrow. Stay tuned!

Here's the premise:

Andrew thought he was the Chosen One.

He was stuck in a time loop that reset whenever a meteor crashed to Earth, and determined to save mankind and get himself out of the loop. On his seventh try, he finally eliminated the catastrophic meteorite with an Antimatter Gun.

However, a self-proclaimed Goddess suddenly appearred and sent Andrew back into the loop again because he saved the world 'the wrong way'. As Andrew bitterly scavenged for solutions, he found out that the reason the meteor kept crashing into Earth because. . . he kept ignoring his exes' texts.