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Side Story: 'Fun' With Fenix

Side Story: 'Fun' With Fenix

Sorry for no chapters lately and my slow updates, I know I keep promising you it will change but it will sooner or later :P.

"Speaking out loud"

[Speaking inside your head] Except for the person who's POV its in.

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Fenix grumbles:[If these wusses just got a hover car and drove like my aunt we would have been their ten times and back, Urgh all they need to do is give it some mana...] 

Little did he know was that probably his granny and maybe a few others in this plan, can drive as fast as his aunt.

Fenix was on third level of the metal building, where his room is located.

The black metal building on the giant golden eyed hippo has 6 levels. 

Level 1, the highest point of the building, its where you control the trained beast, you do this by injecting mana, the golden eyed hippo is trained to follow orders through mana if its owner or master is not near. Of-course, Its master can easily control it by giving orders through the magical beast contract which was formed when it was subdued. Level 1 has enforced glass all around the walls so it gives an incredible view and has a table in the middle with a holographic map.

Level 2 is where you control the turrets, the turrets, when fired, scare away all the weaker beasts.

Level 3 is where the rooms are located. Each room has its own toilet, shower and training area.

Level 4 is the social area and kitchen/cafeteria.

Fenix walked outside his room and followed the corridor to the elevator, 

Fenix:"First f*cking level."

AI of the building (AKA Siri): "Whats the magic word???" Said the robotic girly voice, teasingly. 

Fenix:"Haaa, Please can I goto the first fucking level?"

Siri: "Of course, no need to be so polite, i'm just an AI after all." She said with slight sarcasm.

Fenix:[I hate appl- wait... did she just call herself an AI? Is she self aware? I don't fucking want robot revolution like 'that' world! Wait... its just probably her creator messing with me, why would they put 'AI' in her vocabulary, they're just asking for them to strike, after all, she might get t...] Fenix continues to frantically ramble inside his head.

*DING*

Fenix arrives at the top level, where he the normal, ruggish looking Richard, with his brown hair, staring at a hologram of the caravan moving towards its destination.

Fenix:"Yo, Richard, its been a whole day! Find me something to do!"

Richard:"What? Its only been 12 hours since we set off, didn't you goto bed?"

Fenix gave a confused look. He had been training all night since he wanted to see any new creatures the world might offer. After all, creatures continue to evolve and there's an infinite variation of lifeforms, continuing to develop, Fenix has seen a LOT, but not everything.

Fenix:"Training totally messes with your brain..." 

[I cant believe i trained in my sleeping time, I know that I don't need sleep but it feels too good!]

Richard:"You were training? You should get some rest, you have to be cautious in these waters." Richard said glancing around and squinting through the enforced windows surrounding them.

Fenix:"Well?"

Richard:"Well what?"

Fenix:"Do you have anything for me to do? Something fun?"

Richard:"Hmm, well... I do have a job for you, come back later and bring 2 of my men. For now... create your own fun-wait did i just say that—"

Fenix ran off immediately after Richard said fun.

Richard tried running to the elevator, but was too late.

As the elevator was about to close right in front of him, Richard gave an anxious, worried look before shouting.

"Please... don't break anything... please!"

Richard walked back to his seat next to the table, stared absent mindedly at the hologram before sighing.

Richard:[If this is what its like to have kids...]

*Ding*

Richard looked at the elevator, hoping Fenix decided to not do anything.

Drake walked outside the elevator.

Drake:"What did Fenix do? I just saw him giggling like a maniac."

Richard gave a grave look and said:"Nothing... yet."

Drake nodded understandingly and sighed after Richard gave a helpless look, patted Richard on the shoulder and sipped some coffee.

They both looked like men who had lost something... something important.

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Fenix:"Hue hue hue!" [I've got to thank Richard for reminding me... time to show the girls day one of what my friends (and enemies) call fun with Fenix!

I should do it again in that lesser sovereign prison that my friends (primordial sovereigns) told me to make, but for some reason they pay me more of those sweets when they tell me to go.]

———————————Lesser Sovereign AKA Fenix Prison———————————

Lesser sovereign 1:"Its time my brothers, we have been in here for hundreds of trillions of years, but now, slowly, our powers have regenerated, soon we will be able to break through these wretched walls."

*Shiver*

All 15 of the most powerful lesser sovereigns in the prison, who were having their annual meeting, felt a cold shiver. 

Lesser Sovereign 13: "D-d-did y-you f,f,feel t-that?!"

Lesser Sovereign 6:"C-can i-it b,be?"

Lesser Sovereign 1: I-its HIM isn't it?!"

One of the sovereigns feinted and started convulsing while shouting some incoherent words:

"Urgh, n,n,no more PLEASE!"

Another sovereign crawled into a ball and started rocking while mumbling and crying:

"No more games.*Sobs* No more games. *Sobs* Please. *Sobs* No more games. *Sobs* No more games."

Lesser Sovereign 1 looked bewildered:"What did he do to you? Weren't you all powerful sovereigns, reigning the multiverse! How can HE break your will like this?!"

Lesser sovereign 11:"Y,y,you never played did you?" He said with a mad, crazy smile.

Lesser Sovereign 2 who was trying to rip of his hair:

"Fun with Fenix."

And so they delayed their escape, waiting for their brothers sanity to come back.

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Fenix walked into his room and pulled out a suitcase.

He clicked on some buttons and mechanical noise could be heard.

Cold steam was release and the suitcase opened.

Inside was his most important treasure.

A book.

Not any ordinary book.

A prank book.

HIS prank book.

It contains immeasurable knowledge of 'pranks' (totally not torture).

So much so that it shouldn't be even called a prank book anymore.

"Ah, here it is. Pranks on students that are girls or are girly. Lets start simple. From what I can deduce, Lily is a B rank demon, while her sister Rose is a rank D, nearly rank C."

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"EEEEEEK!"

Fenix:"That sounds about right, and NOW!"

"AAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!"

Fenix: "....and wait for it. 3, 2, 1!"

*BOOM!*

"AARRARRAGHHHHGHGGH *COUGH* AARRGH *COUGH* AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!

Fenix:"Pfff.. MwahaHAHAHAH!"

——-Flashback an hour earlier———-

Fenix was wearing a black ninja like suit.

Fenix:[So this her room, eh.]

He looked at the steel door in front of him.

Fenix flickered an arrived at the other side of the door, inside Lily's room.

He transformed into a sound wave and went through through.

Fenix:[The benefits of choosing sound, unlike light it can go through solid objects, light users can only go through transparent things. Dark users can go through as well but that's their main benefit, the higher affinity of darkness is supposed to be used for stuff like this, but sound is more bizarre and unexpected, its even better and has loads of benefits... but its way more complicated.]

Fenix went into her shower and started to fiddle with shower and the boiler.

He then went to her towel and took out chunks of rat meat and remains.

Fenix:[Good thing i always come well equipped.]

He started humming a merry tune, gave one last look to the sleeping lily before appearing at the other side of the door.

—————Lily POV—————-

Lily just woke up. She lies in her bed pondering her circumstances.

Lily:"*Sigh* why doesn't that brat fall in love with me already! I cant go home without him or dad will go crazy! Ugh shitty brat, and how could father send 'me' her best daughter, to win the heart of a fucking 9 year old, who cares if he powerful, he is still a retarded commoner. I even feel sorry for my half-blood sister!"

Lilith wasn't very happy, she was turning 18 this year and was Rank B already.

Everybody hailed her as a once in a century prodigy and shes showered with praise every where she goes.

Lilith the 14th, succubus and princess of the demon race.

Lily doesn't even need to get up. Unlike her 'half blood' sister, she has small black wings and a tail. At her level, she can materialize them at will

Unfortunately her sister, the third princess, is half human and doesn't have any trademarks of a demon. The only thing she has got off her father, the demon emperor, was his light red hair, which unlike Fenixes blood red hair, looks ginger.

Lily floats lazily towards the shower and switches it on.

Lily adorably tilts her head: "Hm, whats this?"

Gas started to come out of the shower rapidly.

Lily immediately stops the shower.

Lily:"Stupid shower, ugh commoners."

Lily tries again and stands, waiting expectedly under the shower.

Finally, liquid starts to come out of the shower.

Lily:"Ah yes, perfect temperature, nice and warm."

Lily:"What the fuck is this!"

"EEEEEEK!" She jumps out and frantically runs to her towel.

Without even giving a second through she scrubs it all over her body with all her might!

Lily:"Why does it feel squidgy?"

"AAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!"

She screams as she realizes she had been rubbing rotten rat remains and chunks of meat all around her face and body. Rat hair and blood even made it to the wrong places.

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She was about to faint but she managed to keep herself from it and ran to the boiler. She fiddled with it.

She walks back to the shower.

"Please please work, i beg you!"

This was the worst literal day of her life.

She avoids standing underneath the shower and switches it on.

She looks at the shower but nothing happens.

Fenix: "3, 2, 1!"

*BOOM!*

"AARRARRAGHHHHGHGGH *COUGH* AARRGH *COUGH* AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!"

Lily is now sobbing on her knees, sobbing, roasted and covered in blood and rat remains. (AN: I'm feeling sorry for her now...)

Fenix: "And its only begun..."

—————-Rose POV——————

Rose was initially a quiet girl, but not many take notice of her, other than bully her because of her ginger red hair, that's why she had a change of personally.

She became more violent and angry. Like any rebellious teenager that's unwanted.

"I thought I could finally get away from them, this Academy was perfect, i could spend the rest of my days training until i went to a higher realm, or even one of the lesser realms would be good too, but no, father had to send that bitch here. I thought she's the first princess full demon? Why is she here?"

*Screaming*

Rose: "Why's she screaming now? Did she break another nail? I guess Ill just ignore her."

*BOOM!*

"AARRARRAGHHHHGHGGH *COUGH* AARRGH *COUGH* AAAAAAAAAARGHHH!"

Rose:"Da faq?" 

I rush towards her room and find her in a pitiful state.

Rose: "You smell putrid. Are you okay?"

I walk up to her and lift her up.

Lily:"Why didn't you come earlier? Didn't you hear me scream? Its all your fault!"

I grit my teeth. This is how she's always like, in front of people she always pretends to be this nice and gentle girl but she is the right opposite.

She probably wanted me to take the hits.

She obviously got involved in one of Fenixes traps or pranks, he must of found out what shes being trying to do. Luckily she doesn't know anything about Fenix since she just came, I can watch her slowly suffer.

I lift her up and goto the shower.

I pick up the spark stone which managed to survive the explosion. There was blood sprayed everywhere, it looked like a murder scene.

[Haha, probably a packet of blood in there.]

I walked up to the boiler, luckily it was out of range from the explosion and I begin to fix it.

I've always been alone so i learnt to be quite an engineer, I only had one maid ever since I grew up but she died later on.

"I'm done fixing this."

Lily: "Good, now go." Lily says, still looking bewildered and staring at the wall.

I would love to retort back to her but she could probably get me in trouble really easily.

I leave her room and while walking through the corridor I hear a maniacal laughter coming from one of the rooms.

Fenixes.

[Who would have guess?] I think sarcastically.

I knock once on the door and it automatically opens.

Rose: "*Cough*."

I cough as smoke probably from one of his experiments engulfs me.

Fenix:"Oh, I forgot about that, Ill be back in a tick."

The smoke soon disappears and i find myself looking at some sort of tech lab.

"Nice what you done with the place in 12 hours." I was trying to not look amazed but it looks like i'm staring way into the future.

Fenix: "Thank you, now I presume you came because of the incident that just happened."

"Yeah, I just want to thank you and give you back your belongings."

I throw the spark stone and towel to him.

Fenix: "I never needed the towel but it might help with the job later, thanks anyway. Come in and have a seat."

I find myself sitting on his couch watching my sister staring at a wall mumbling things to herself.

"How did you get in her room so unnoticed, you couldn't have used the higher affinity of darkness, it wasn't dark in her room and there were no shadows, darkness cant just go through stuff and light can only go through glass or transparent things."

Fenix smiled, he rarely smiles this genuinely, I usually see a dark or sadistic smile, I guess he likes training much like myself.

Fenix:"That's because i train in the higher affinity of sound, you probably know of light and darkness because they're of the few higher affinity people can have an affinity to when born, like dark and high elves and draconian with poison and dwarfs with metal."

Rose:"There's more higher affinities?"

Fenix: "Of course their is, their are only a very few experts that know of these though. Didn't you hear Drexel say that his grandfather trains in the higher affinity of velocity?"

Rose:"Oh yeah, but how come we only heard of poison, light, darkness and destruction?"

Fenix: "That's because your first years and that's basic knowledge normal folk know. Many of your seniors know that there are more but like i said, only very few experts truly know them and begin to understand them. Its like knowing the name of something but not knowing what it does or how its used."

"Wow!" Now wonder father wants Fenix so much, Fenix must be a really powerful expert to know all this... is he really 9 years old?

Fenix:"Right, you wanted to know how i can use sound to go through things right? From what I remember i chose to learn sound first because its one of the most versatile affinities and can be used for many things. 

Sound is probably one of the best to go through solid objects as the molecules are tightly bonded, it can also go through liquid and although its slightly more difficult, it can go through gas. Although it cant go through empty space, like pretty much anything because its uses vibrations of molecules, all affinities need molecules, their maybe some exceptions such as void but even with this setback it is possible for sound to travel through vacuums, sound waves can even levitate things, air can only pick them up but sound waves can control them and move them around more fluidly, if you know how to use it well enough you can control liquid.

You have to have good control over sound waves."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/good-to-share/10546819/Acoustic-levitation-how-sound-can-get-physical.html

(AN: See? Its possible but really hard, but this is Fenix and he has mana and the power of Plot Armor, he can obviously control way larger stuff.)

Rose:"Can you teach me?!"

Fenix: "Only if you do good with poison and metal, its gonna be extremely hard learning two at the same time, never mind three."

"True, well?"

Rose:"Aren't you going to show me around your abode,Like any other villain?

Fenix:"Huehue, how am I a villain now?

How can he say that? Even when he laughs its villainous!

Fenix: "Okay... follow me."

Rose:"How come your room has rooms in it? Its like an apartment! That's totally not fair."

*Clap*

Fenix:"Jarvis."

Woah when did he have a butler.

"Yes sir, what would you like, oh, your coffee is done, would you like magical beast meat with that sir?"

"What! You have an AI in your room, hes obviously extremely intelligent, only a genius can make something like this, it must have been expensive, way better than Siri." 

Jarvis:"Plea-zzz-se can yo-zz-u stop wa-zzz-ving your hand thro-zzz-gh my hologram, l-zzz-ittle hu-zzz-man."

Fenix:"Yeah, i would love magical beast, I'm gonna go get coffee now, you download yourself onto one of the robots or drones and cook some magical beast meet, simultaneously give this girl a tour with another robot."

WTF, How can it do two thing simultaneously, he also sounds human! This is technology that's 100's of years more advanced than ours- at least! It responds so freely and naturally as well as does multiple task at once. WAIT- did he just say magical beast meat! How can he have that for tea, it takes huge amounts of mana to refine, depending its level but even with that it helps grow your mana and Ki reserves exponentially!

I've only been in this kids class for a few weeks but I can tell he is someone that my father and sister won't be able to handle.

Good.

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Fenix POV

Rose:"That tour was amazing!"

Jarvis: "Of course it was! It was after all led by me, Jarvis! Hohoho!"

(An:Jarvis<——-Narcissist with a split personality.)

Rose:[He totally has a different personality when his masters not around.] 

I see my student, Rose, come back with a mini drone Jarvis was using. ( An: its a sort of like R2D2 except it doesn't walk with arms or legs but wheels instead.Obviously it has arms to do chores and clean, that's why he made it after all, Jessica totally didn't force him.)

It also has a projector on its head so Jarvis appear in his butler form

(Looks like Sebastian in black butler.)

Fenix:"What do you think was the best place?"

Rose:"Hmm, I'd say your training room, how did you get them motion sensing drones, they could probably fight A Ranks equally."

Fenix:"Actually, you can change their settings and give them enough power to fight S Ranks on equal grounds."

Rose:"Woah!" [I don't even know anymore.]

Fenix: "Rose what rank are you?"

Fenix thought it would be easier to ask than scan her.

Rose:"I am Rank C nearly rank B. I'd say i can fight off a rank B like my sister if i try my best."

Fenix:"Hmm, you can fight off people one rank below me, not bad. Say, Richard said I need to bring some people for a job, he wouldn't mind if you come as well." If she says yes, ill only need to ask one more person, i have to bring one of Richards men, I can't totally disobey his order since he pays me, i'm looking forward for a tip.

Rose:"Sure."

Fenix: "Cool."

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