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“Oh, crap. Oh, crap. I don’t think I’m going to make it! … Just this once, can this stupid toilet be empty....!?” The words left my mouth in desperate cries as I ran in the direction of the toilet. My eyes lit up when I saw an empty cubicle. I rushed in, dropping my pants down, and plunking myself down onto the seat.

“Ahhh,” I let out, closing my eyes in relief, “The sweet feeling of being able to poop…” Numerous splashing sounds followed right on cue... along with a shrill shriek of surprise.

“You stupid pervert! Close the door when you use the toilet!” My eyes snapped open at the sound of a female voice screaming at me.

“...” I reached my hand out awkwardly and closed the toilet door, “Oops.”

...Well, that was embarrassing…

Tugging on the toilet paper, I suddenly felt comforted by the walls of the toilet cubicle enclosing me. Staying on for a moment more would have been fine, but I had the feeling someone was waiting for me. Sighing, I finished my business, pulled my pants back up and tried to exit the stall. The door swung inward to reveal the girl from earlier standing there, staring at me with a sharp and demanding gaze.

“Well?” She asked indignantly, with one hand on her hip and her head tilted slightly to the side.

“Well, what?” I asked.

“Aren’t you going to apologize?” She persisted loudly, slamming her shoe heavily onto the floor as she took a step toward me.

“For pooping?” Finding it hard to look directly into her eyes, I suddenly found the bathroom sinks interesting.

“No! For making me see that!” Her expression was one of utter disgust - her eyebrows were knit and her mouth left open, aghast. The expression was so vehement with repulsion, it was as though I had given her my poop to hold in her hands. On second thought, in comparison, I’m pretty sure seeing me poop isn’t nearly as bad.

“Well, we can always make it even. You can use this stall, if you want? I’ll take on the trauma of watching you poop, if you really want.” The words leapt out of my mouth before I even knew what I was saying.

If I seemed calm, she definitely didn’t. She quickly took a few steps back, pointed at me with a shaking finger and shrieked in a quivering voice, “Y-you pervert! I’ll have you arrested for sexual harassment!”

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“What?” Can she even do that?

“This is the girls’ bathroom!”

I paused for a moment, then quickly let out a sigh of relief. It seemed I wasn’t the idiot here. “The walls are blue… and there are urinals on the walls...”

The girl’s face had become pale, but it was slowly turning red as she realized her mistake.

“Well, miss pervert, barging into the male restrooms to watch me poop… Maybe I should be calling the authorities on you! Then everyone will know you are a pervert that likes to watch random guys poop in the stalls.”

“...”

“Well, I’ll have to applaud you on your choice. If it had been any other male, you would have gotten a ‘Kyaa~’ or a ‘Shiiiiiiiiiit’, but we can talk civilly this way… Hold on… let me wash my hands and we can shake on our new-found bond of friendship. A friendship between the pervert and the pooper - sounds like a great chick flick, don’t you think?”

The girl was visibly dumbstruck. Her face had exceeded the maximum capacity for her embarrassment, turning red as claret wine. I suddenly grew worried as blood started to drip from her nose… maybe she had some peanuts before going into the bathroom?

She placed her hands on her nose, trying to stop the blood, “Oh, no… this is…. uh…”

Red-faced with a nosebleed, the girl took off, running hurriedly out of the bathroom.

I saluted my new poop friend… and went back into the stall, clenching my head in humiliation. When I get shy I tend to act this way… It’s not my fault I tell you! I blame the poop!

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