Three months later, the President’s motorcade pulled in front of a boring-looking building on Camp Pendleton, California. A group of people walked out, followed by a frantic base general and some Pentagon colonels who were unsure what to do when there was no coffee to pour.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant stood at attention and yelled “Attention on Deck!” like he had never yelled in his career. The President walked over and spoke to the old Marine, and held up a note, “I need to see this Marine.” said The President.
“Go get that new boot.” yelled the Master Gunnery Sergeant to the Corporal who took off running as fast as he could and came back with Therese’s old classmate Elijah. The young Marine stood at attention so fast when he saw the brass and the President, that his head ached.
“Drop and give me thirty pushups.” said The President.
The young Marine, Elijah, fell to his face as fast as he could, did 30 pushups, and then stood back at attention.
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“Thank you, that is all.” said The President.
Master Gunns yelled “Attention on Deck!” as loud as he could.
“Carry on.” said The President as the group left, climbed into their motorcade and went to leave the base.
“JUST WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKASS FUCK JACKHOLE, DIGEM, BULLSHIT WAS THAT, MARINE? YOU HAVE THE DAMN COMMANDER IN CHIEF COME IN HERE AND DROP YOU LIKE A RECRUIT, JUST WHAT THE SLIMEY ASS FUCKSHIT DID YOU DO, AND WHY THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW FIRST!?” yelled the Master Gunnery Sergeant at Elijah.
“I don’t know, Master Gunnery Sergeant.” said Elijah, standing at attention.
“YOU DON’T KNOW? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” The Master Gunnery Sergeant yelled, and watched Elijah scramble out of the shop. “I’ve seen a Marine fuck a cactus, I’ve seen worse than that, I’ve seen it all, but I ain’t ever seen the President come all the way out here to drop a Marine and make him push. Don’t forget to breathe Lieutenant, the big scary men are gone.” The Master Gunnery Sergeant said to the pale frozen Lieutenant who remained at the position of attention behind his desk.
Elijah couldn’t wait to tell Lee about his day, he’d never believe him.