I woke up, and somehow I found I was in a world filled with light. I took a look around and found a figure of darkness staring at me. Sort of, i don't see any eyes, but it feels like it is staring at me.
"Hmph, so you awaken." -Dark Figure
"Um.... Yes?" -Me
"Do you have any idea what you have done?" -Dark Figure
Now that it mentions it, i don't. I vaguely recall a group of adventurers attacking my dungeon but that is about it. Oh! That ceiling collapsed and I killed them!
"Um... is this about the adventurers i killed?" -Me
"Yes, but one of them was not just an adventurer. He was meant to save the world from the demon lord!" -Dark figure
".....Oops?" -Me
The dark figure looked angry, well sort of. No face makes it hard to tell emotions and whatnot.
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"Because of you, countless years of planning down the drain! Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a 'Hero' from attacking the nearest angry dragon all for the sake of someone batting their pretty eyes at him?!?" -Dark figure
The dark figure is glaring at me now, it looks quite angry and i can tell that it could probably kill me any time he wanted. Best appeal to it, perhaps it might let me go....
"No... I am sorry? Uhh, is there some way i can make it up to you?" -Me
"As a matter of fact yes! YOU are going to be my new hero!" -Dark figure
This does not bode well for me..
"But i am just a dungeon, i can't even move outside of my space let alone fight a demon lord" -Me
The dark figure looks like it is pondering something.
"Hmm, i suppose that is about right.... I got it! I will just reincarnate you as a human!" -Dark figure
I panic for a bit
"But I like being a dungeon... " -ME
"Should have thought about that BEFORE you killed my hero! Besides, you will keep most of your dungeon powers, they are firmly imprinted on your soul and i cant remove them without destroying your soul anyways." -Dark figure.
I perk up a bit, he just basically said i could not only be a dungeon, but an adventurer as well! He had always wanted to try exploring the world!
"I accept! I wholeheartedly accept!" -Me
"You say that as if you had a choice in the first place. Well, I will at least give you the standard hero powers, Status screen, a job system, Plot armor, Harem magnetism. You know, the usual.
I was about to question some of these things, specifically Harem magnetism and... what the fuck is Plot armor?
I suddenly felt a jolt. Then everything went dark. Just before i lost consciousness i thought i heard "Good luck, you are going to need it." coming from the shadow thing.