Day one

Well... it's dark. Yep.... Still dark... Feels warm, kind of nice, and that little bump sound is soothing.... Nice.... But dark...

Wait, I feel something! Something is tugging on my lower half! OH GODS IT'S BRIGHT! Huh, i feel something. Kind of like wind in my insides, perhaps this is what breathing is, i remember that humans required that air thing from my trap description. It's annoying.

"Honey, it's a baby boy!" -Some guy

"He is beautiful!" -My former cave

I look at the lady, I don't get human standards, but she is quite beautiful... Not sure that is quite the right word... Safe, perhaps?

I think I am getting a hang on that whole breathing thing.

"Um, he isn't crying... Is that normal?" -That guy again.

I notice he is talking to the short wrinkly lady passed me to my former cave...? Cave somehow doesn't feel like the right word but whatever. Also, what the hell is crying? Isn't that the foul noise that humans make when they get chewed on by my monsters?

"Don't worry, this happens sometimes. Here, i know how to fix that!" -Miss wrinkles

The wrinkly lady turns me over, i here a loud SWAT, and pain in my lower half. This lady assaulted me!

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"Still nothing... That's odd. Here, let me try again" -Wrinkled terror

Gods lady! I just got a hold on this breathing thing!

"Hah..." -Me

Huh, I breathed too hard, and made a noise. Wait THAT'S IT! Just as the awful wrinkled lady was about to assault my lower half again, i took in all the wind i could and expelled it as hard as i could

"Waaaaaaaa!" -Me

"Ahh, there he goes! What a strong voice, he is going to be a strong one!" -That guy again

"He takes after his father" -The "Safe" lady

"He must be hungry, why don't you feed him?" -Wrinkles

The hell is a “hunger”? Oh yeah, Organics eat don't they?

The safe lady that was holding me pulls me to her chest. I feel a tug at my body, and I grasp her chest bulge and suckle on it. What the hell just happened? Well whatever, whatever it is i am doing, it leaves an odd sensation in my head, Mouth? I think that's what they called it. It's not a bad sensation actually.

Suddenly i felt something, my eyes got heavy. Why can't I move as much? This is weird. My eyes close, and i fall asleep.

"About time!" I heard a voice, but i have no idea where it is coming from. Sounds familiar actually.

"Umm... Who are you?" -Me

"I am the god of rebirth. The god of darkness just showed up and handed me your soul and said reincarnate it! Seriously!" -God of rebirth

I still can't see anything, but I definitely sense this voice.

"Well, whatever. I am here to answer any questions you might have." -God

"Um... For one, why am I a child? I also would like to know what the hell happened to my body earlier. I suddenly grabbed my former cave's chest lump and started sucking on it. Also, i am sometimes getting vague knowledge on how organics work, like sucking, i have no idea what the hell that was until i was already doing it! What the shit!" -Me

"Whoa whoa whoa! Slow down, one at a time! First, you are a child because you don't know anything about being a human. I doubt you could even walk, let alone slay the demon lord. Secondly, that is your subconscious, it's a mind that is in control of the body. It doesn't do anything except help you move your body, and store information into your brain. and THIRD, that cave is your mother, and that chest lump is called a breast!" -God of rebirth

"Why would i need something to store information in an organic brain? I can just store information in my soul." -Me

"Most humans can't do that! Some can barely store important information in their soul at all! I don't know what the god of darkness was thinking making a dungeon a hero!" -God of rebirth.

"well whatever, you are about to wake up anyways. I will talk to you later if i feel like it." -God of rebirth

Right as I was about to ask another question, suddenly I opened my eyes.