I am a regular worker in a regular factory in a regular town... But well... Everything doesn't go as planned right? I was driving back home when I noticed that a truck crashed into me and I was slammed into a building on a 3-way intersection. Damn that truck driver... I clearly waited for the light to go green and still got killed? That just isn't funny...
Well death is a good thing in my VERY boring life. And it doesn't actually hurt except when the truck hit me. It feels... Weird. Like ants walking over your body and some ants dragging your soul. Feels good actually. I wonder why people hate death now...
Hmm... Wait... Shouldn't I be dead. Why can I feel my soul and something like a body. This isn't a joke... I clearly felt the pain when the truck hit me and I died. This is no joke...
Inner Voice: "Oi! This is no joke. You got reincarnated as a dungeon! Be happy! Now.. Let's get started!
Wait... DUNGEON? Reincarnated as a DUNGEON? I've read about reincarnation in light novels and some people who died were reincarnated as super powerful dungeons... Cool I can be one too!
Inner Voice: "Yes you can. Well... If you pick the correct paths and don't mess up... If you mess up I am not going to like you much."
So you can read my mind huh? Who are you or WHAT are you even?
Inner Voice: "Oh me? I am your Inner Dungeon Voice. All dungeons have things like me. We give tips and help out new dungons and old ones too on the path to greatness."
So... Is there anything special about me Oh great Inner Voice what will guide me everywhere?
Inner Voice: "My name is Innver... Well that's the name what comes to me naturally for some reason. And you have... Something special. Not. You only seem to have one rare option in your list..."
List? What list?
Innver: "Imagine a list of things infront of you."
Ooh this list? Cool... What is this? What the hell is this thing?
Innver: "A few choices of your first mob."
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Hmm... Skeleton... Zombie... APPLE? What is an APPLE doing here?!
Innver: "It's a rare option you have. Pick skeleton instead of apple. I have a feeling Apple will be VERY useless."
Ok... Umm Innver... I might've messed up.
Innver: "What did you do..."
I picked apple by accident. I was aiming at skeleton and when I noticed I had clicked the apple mob.
Innver: "OH FOR GODS SAKE! You already messed up! On your FIRST choice! I have a feeling you are going to be a handful you damn dungeon..."
Sorry Innver... Well let's see what an apple can do... Ooh... It's a red apple. Let's put a rock next to it. Oh... Where am I anyways. It is a room what looks like a cube...
Innver: "You are in your dungeon heart. Right now it looks like a cave-ish place but is a cube. Everybody starts off with this. It changes overtime."
Oh nice... Wait... The apple is changing... OH DEAR GOD... WHAT IS THAT...
Innver: "I don't know! What the hell is that thing! It's like an apple but the inside is pure sharp teeth and the core is an empty black abyss! My god! That is one thing I DO NOT want to touch... Or eat..."
It's... EATING... THE ROCK...
Innver: "I can see... I can see everything except the choices you make in the menu."
It's eating the rock what is 3x it's size... And it looks like it is doing it with ease!
Innver: "A skeleton can't even break a rock using it's full power! You might've picked the strongest starter mob... An apple mob... Who would've guessed."
Yeah... What should we do next?
Innver: "Let's go to sleep for now. Gather up some power."
Hmm... Ok...
Aaand i'm feeling... Sleepy...
Zzzzzzzz
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Creator's note - Creating this LN because the other 3 are getting so bad reviews that I decided to drop them and FULLY focus on this on what i've been thinking about doing for a while.