Oi Innver... This is annoying. I consumed all of the mana by the way. But it took 3 days. THREE days.

Innver: "Another party is coming anyways. I can feel it now for some reason. I think they know the apples are not mobile... Well I want to see if they expect what the boss is going to be like. If they just think it's a big apple then they are a little right... But they are about to die one way or another. I wonder why they don't use magic on them. Apple mobs are supposed to be weak to mana by my memory."

I haven't seen anybody who had strong mana. I guess no magicians. But let's see.... The adventurers are dodging all of the apples on the ground. Sad... They clear two rooms like that and are about to enter the boss room. SO EXCITING!

Innver: "Yeah! Exciting indeed! Let us watch..."

Sad that there isn't popcorn...

Innver: "Popcorn? What is that?"

Nothing nothing! Just keep watching.

--- One of the adventurers POV ---

We made it... Those apples aren't mobile like the report said. I hope the boss mob isn't mobile aswell... If it is mobile then... We are dead.

Adventurer: "Oi! Open the door already Leader!"

Leader: "Yeah yeah. I hope you all are ready right? We cannot escape a boss battle."

Adventurers: "We are ready Leader! Just open it!"

Leader: "Here I go!"

The leader opens the door and when we all enter... We see a huge apple on the ground. Like we thought... The door slams shut like in every boss battle....

Oi... What is the boss doing... It's... IT IS GROWING ARMS AND LEGS... Oh... No... No no no.... This is not what I agreed to...

Leader: "Chaaaargeee!"

Well... Let's hope for the best.... I'll charge in like the rest... Oh... My friends head was bitten off and his body is being consumed...

This boss... It's teeth are the sharpest in the world by the looks of things... And the endless pit is there too... We are so screwed...

Leader: "Men... We are officialy dead. We cannot escape this. Physical attacks only enrage it and do almost no damage to it. Magical attacks... We cannot-"

The leader... He died... Bitten in half... The beast is killing all of us... We cannot escape... The more we hurt it the shorter our lives are.

Oh... I died too... Bye wife... I guess you were right about the adventurer job...

--- MC and Innver's name ---

PHHHAHAHAHAHHA

Innver: "HAHAHAHAAHHAHA their faces! THEIR FACES! THEY ARE PRICELESS! It's good that you can see what is happening in your dungeon with these screens! This is just priceless! They are being eaten by an oversized APPLE! Hahahahaha!"

It's oversized indeed. It is as tall as a human! But their faces! HAAHAHAHAHA! This will never get old! Everybody has the face of despair... INFRONT OF APPLES! I am so glad I misclicked that selection screen!

By the way.... What do they call me? Do they still call me a Dungeon?

Innver: "Don't know. I've only heard something called Tinvarr what my human or beast language translator can't translate. Maybe it is your name? Hmm... Can you split your soul from your body now?"

Yeah a little.

Innver: "Split it and look at the front of the entrance. Maybe your name is there."

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Ok.... Huh? It wasn't painful? Oh well... Entrance huh... Oh... What is this Innver?

Innver: "Tinvarr the Apple Dungeon."

My name is Tinvarr?

Innver: "I guess so. Tinvarr. Oh... I just remembered something important... I guess the conditions were filled."

What is it Innver?

Innver: "Tinvarr... You are the... Weakest by stats... The only strong thing you have is... The apple mob... Your entire life depends on the apple mobs for now... Damn the Dungeon King."

Dungeon King?

Innver: "The Dungeon King is one of the oldest and strongest dungeon. It has power over all of the other dungeons birth and it decided to fool with you by putting you on the weakest level and giving you the apple mob. You are going to have a rough life my little Dungeon."

Hahahaha... I'll kill the bastard. Well... I'll grow anyways. What shall I do with the mana I gathered from the last party?

Innver: "Traps! Yes Traps!"

Traps?

Innver: "Imagine a pit or like a little hole where your apples roll out of."

Oh... I'll make a little place in the wall what when an adventurer is close enough the apple will roll out of. Like a slide.

Innver: "Devious you little dungeon you are Tinvarr."

The life of a dungeon is harsh Innver. Kill to gather power to survive.

Innver: "Well get to work now!"

I focus on the wall and a slide appears in the wall with a some kind of sensor infront of it. It is basically a tripwire what renews itself over time. I also create a few pitfalls.

Then I make more apples and set them in the slides and pits. Have fun with those adventurers who think I don't grow much.

Now to my other dinner... The adventurer party of 5 who just got eaten by my boss. This is going to be really good!

--- Mayu's POV ---

Mayu: "WHAT!? THEY AREN'T BACK!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!?"

Soldier: "We last saw them enter the boss room! Then I heard screams! The boss mob must be something fearsome!"

Mayu: "Damn it all! The apples are too damn strong and now the boss mob is even stronger?! Where are the damn mage corps I asked for! What is the Head Guild Master doing! This dungeon is no joke!"

Soldier: "May I go now? My wife is waiting for me..."

Mayu: "Yes you may go! Damn dungeon... Killing even more B and C ranks... Why did they even go in the boss room? I clearly told them to look for treasure in the OTHER TWO ROOMS."

I wonder what the idiots where thinking... Running into one of the most mysterious boss rooms... WITH ONLY FIVE MEN...

Clearly they need some female intuition...

I'll go in the dungeon myself! Men can't handle themselves anymore!

Next time Mayu will go into the dungeon! What will Tinvarr do to her? Save her? Kill her? Leave her in despair by making her look at his comrades die? We shall find out next time.