So, dying.... did you know that when a person dies their brain actually doesn't turn off the lights for a good while? Like minutes go by and you're completley aware the entire time.

Well I didn't.

Certainly not at first.

However as time goes by you pick up all sorts of concepts. Like the fact that your mind replays your entire life before your eyes as you lay there breathing your last, well for some people, and that when dying and replaying your life it'll continue up until the moment you die and than replay the replay of your entire life. This idea led some really intelligent people, I dont' remember their names, to the idea that we're all standing at the precipice between life and death and are merely replaying our entire lives over and over and over and over and over and over. I FUCKING HOPE NOT.

If thats the case I wish the monkey in the projector room would stop on the 12th of June, 2019 than hit rewind. Why? Well because after that it all went to hell, in some people's case (mine), quite literally (well maybe not hell but close enough). What happened I hear you ask in the back of the empty room?

Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.

The downgrade. DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

Ya know.

That one time God decided to make himself felt to his wayward flock, like a FUCKING KIDNEY STONE.

That one time where our GLORIOUS CREATOR decided to cast down his sons and daughters as they were unworthy of existing amongst his BEAUTIFULL garden.

There was no warning, supposedly he sent them thousands of years ago.

There was no second try, he already crucified his son for us said he.

No-one was spared, the Rapture was a lie.

And no shit there I was lounging in my lawn chair.

THAN THE BLUE BOX CAME.

AND NOTHING WAS THE SAME

FOR ALL WERE TO BLAME

THE KINGDOM UP IN FLAME

THE PEOPLE THE SAME

ALL THE ANGELS SANG

aNDd SatAN DID RANGE

!!whEn tHHEEE BLuuuuEe BOx CAMMMMmmMMMMMmmEeEe!!