Good Morning Contestant No. 666! Congratulations on joining your fellow 665 contestants on the Path to Destiny. As an Initiate level planet, we will activate the tutorial in 666 minutes for all 666 participants. Warning! by accepting the absorption of your fragment of destiny you have agreed to the Terms and Conditions? And remember death is somewhat final! BWAA-HAA-HAA!
Wait What?! What T&Cs? What do you mean death is final, I want my righteous respawns, sweet saves and and competitorless checkpoints. Although, now that I think about it that "fragment of destiny" must be the meteor 'o' tendrils from yesterday. You know, I actually don't remember that much about yesterday after getting home maybe I said "I accept the Terms and Conditions..."
LOL! You fell for it and accepted the T&Cs! Ha, the look on your face is priceless you know. Aahhh! It's moments like this I live for. Anyway, now that you've accepted the Terms & Conditions, I'll show you the mess you just got yourself into.
T&Cs
1. Death is final. No respawns, rebirths, retries, redos or re-anythings.
2. There are no save points or checkpoints, or points of a similiar nature.
3. Our partners from the Planning Order, Kronos's Executives Most Overerwhelmingly Neuro-supermen now can use footage from any part of your future lives in any way they wish for free.
4. You must give signatures upon request of a Staff Member.
Enjoy!
So, death is permanent and P.O.K.E.M.O.N. is gonna make my life into a movie.
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-blinks blankly-
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Seems legit.
For keeping your calm in front of the crazy, take +1 Willpower and a Perk point.
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Good Luck figuring out what they are!!!
Status Screen!
How did you know??? You know what, screw you!
Lock Status Screen, Randomize Status Points Distribution , Hide Skill Screen, Randomize Skill Points Distribute.
Have fun figuring that out smarty-pants! BWWAA-HAAA-HAAA.
Well this isn't good... Dammit! ARGHHH!! Why couldn't I have waited...like...like...2 minutes before utilising my G***r knowledge!! Why! Why! Why!
Think Lucas, think, how am I not being screwed over by this screen.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(5 minutes later)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
(1 hour later)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Well I got nothing! I guess I'll just distribute that Perk point...
Huh, that's it my beautiful Perk Points. My sweet, beautiful Perk Points.
Perk Screen!
Nothing huh, how about Perks!, Perk Points, Perk Point Distributor, Perkify my points to Fire!
Searching Fire! in perk library... Searching... Searching... Searching... Searching... Found 10 Perks Available please choose perk to distribute perk points to.
1. Great Balls of Fire!
- Requires Small Balls of Fire perk
-Allows you to shoot balls of fire from your hand like the great Tim himself.
-Requires 2 perk points
2. Tim's Inheritance!
- Receive 1 Random Ability, Skill or Item of Tim the Fire Wizard
-Can be Chosen up to 666 times 666 remaining
-Costs 1.000000000000000000001 Perk Points
3. Small Balls of Fire!
-Prerequisite for Great Balls of Fire
-Shoot small Balls of Fire from your hand
-Perfect for the budding pyromaniac
-Costs 1 Perk Point
4. Heaven's Fire
-Unlocks Fire Manipulation
-Unlocks Fire Body
-Unlocks Fire Soul
-Unlocks Fire Affinity
-Unlocks Random Fire Sword skill
-All Fire produced or manipulated from now on will be white tinged blue.
-Costs 5 Perk Points
Perk Points Available: 6
I'll choose...