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The day i meet power ranger.

Hello there again everyone, Freed Einstein here. before i go to my story i would like to remind you again. Alcohol is really dangerous. Well since the last time i drank alcohol i forgot to control myself and destroyed a whole planet fortunately no civilian died or so i heard. Well Alfred and his gang did died but they are intergalactic criminal or so i heard again so it's ok. Well it's all so i heard because i don't have the time to read and watch tv coz since i destroyed that planet the power rangers are always in my tail. I tell you they are power rangers they have this tight suit with some visors they even colored it. That was funny when i first saw them but now it's not funny anymore coz they sure are persistent i can't even poop now. Enough about that i will now elaborate how did it come to this.

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While i'm walking in the street i saw many fliers with my face and so i thought. " wow, i'm a celebrity now. " well till i read what's written in it. *Wanted Dead or Dead 100,000,000$* how is that possible isn't it suppose to be dead or alive. I just shrugged my shoulder after reading it but then i saw a tv in the shop with my face again this time someone is being interviewed. " So miss. X i got a information that you know this man before. " there's uncle sammy with his flat nose interviewing a girl with a mosaic in her face and named Miss. X for the time being. I almost laughed because what's with that naming sense.

I decided to ignore the tv and started to walk again there isn't that many people since it's still too early in the morning and here i am just loitering. Asked why? well while i'm in a vacation in Hawaii a turtle robot suddenly appeared in the beach so i yelled " Yehey, a ticket to Ryugujou appeared. " for those who don't know what Ryugujou read some jap. folklore. Well that's what i thought but who would bully a turtle that big. All the peoples in the beach started to run and bitched about the turtle.

Even with the giant turtle in the shore i still didn't move coz i'm currently busy moving my hand, hips and feet. It's too rough now since the turtle started to move so i moved more faster to finish this and run after that. I moved my hand like there's tomorrow, i powered my hips like a machine and kicked with my feet like a frog. And there i finished. " woaw that was intense. "

While i'm writing this for all those who thought of something green, this is what i want to say. " men, get laid soon, i feel too sory for you. " well let's explain why. While i'm currently swiming a gaint turtle appeared and washed me away so in order for me to go to the shore i moved my hand, hips and feet to swim more faster.

After i got to the shore the turtle opened it's mouth and spitted some men in tight suit. " Freed Einstein we are here to arrest you. " said the man in red tight suit. " woah, power ranger cool, can i get your autograph. " i yelled and run to them but hey they suddenly brought out their weapon. A powered guh, laser sword again(lol) and some gadgets that i don't know. They really looked like a power ranger.

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" stop, don't move, don't breath and move your hand in your back. " said the yellow ranger. I wanted to retort about it but they suddenly shoot me with some net like i'm a wild animal on loose. i got angry so i compressed the whole net and even the turtle robbot while i'm at it. The power ranger were surprised so they started to attack me, well all thier attack feel ticklish since i got this amazing skill that made my body as hard as iron. They noticed that their attack didnt affect me so one of them Dialed a phone. " hey red if it come to this let's all combine our power. " said the white ranger. " okay we will kill this dangerous man. " followed by red. Damm why are they treating me like this i thought.

All the men in tight suit made some movement with their phone while yelling. " something of yellow, red of something. " like that i don't remember any of what they yelled coz they are annoying so i just kicked them in the sea. Since then where ever i go a power ranger always followed me.

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* sigh*

i continued to walk in the street and stopped when i heard a familiar voice. I looked in the tv in the store and Miss. X started to talk. " well i know him, but just a simple costumer, i didn't know that he was that terrible he still have a debt to me. " and sobbed while talking. 'oh dear Rinnie. ' i thought while thinking who that bastard that didn't pay her. Then unlce sammy tried to comfort her and faced the camera. " Don't worry Miss. X the space police is at his tail now so it will just be a matter of time till he is caught. " he said then the screen changed. The Screen changed i repeat yes that's important, it changed into my face. ' hello there handsome.' i thought while looking at it. My face there changed considerably i got more handsome there, i even gained a nick name. *NIGHTMARE*. Uncle sammy appeared in the tv again. " you devil in human clad, surrender your self now and pay for all of your sins. " you did well uncle sammy i thought while he pretended to be a hero of justice posing something.

I ignored the tv and continued to walk when suddenly i lose balance and fell in the ground. When i tried to stand up i saw a river of my own blood flowing out of my body. I used all my skills but nothing helped. " ahh so i'm gonna die like this. " i thought as i layed in the ground waiting for someone to help me but no one appeared even the one who shot me. I don't even know how he did it. I just layed down till i lose my consciousness.

Date: 06/29/XXXX

Owner:Freed