Authors note:This ff contained a mature content so children should ask the permition of your parent's first.
This is r18 ff i will repeat this for r18 only.
lol.... :-3-:
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Prologue
I am Freed Einstein, many people will wonder if Albert Einstein is my relative but my answer to that is " I'm absolutely sure that i'm not". Well sure he is the all famous scientist but me on the other hand is the all famous NIGHTMARE. If asked why? well because when i got drank one day and just kinda go out of control and destroyed a entire planet. I won't talk about it any more since that memory is really embarrassing.
In the past when humans started to multiply like cockroaches many countries begun their research in the space to find more planets that can accommodate the left over cockroaches(HUMAN). That's the beginning of the space year or so what i've been told. Well i'm still at my father's ball that time so i'm not that sure about it.
Many countries tried to build spaceships and explored the space, while there are also countries that concentrated in research on how to let human live in the space normally. The first one to discover or unlocked the potentials of human is the Unicorn Corp. A huge corporation that has many connections around the world because of their famous game called ROYAL ROAD. Well i won't explain that game since i didnt even try it.
After the discovery, the Unicorn corp. announced to the world about their research. Many people doubt it and laughed at them but when they showed a live video of a flying boy, a young girl producing a fire in her hand and a child that were able to teleport the world fell in silence. Some called them faster than anyone to let them have a power like that but the Unicorn corp. announced that only children that were in infant stage were the only one able to unlock this power. Many parents decided to let their children have it even if they can't. Well even my mother did do that, of course anyone will do since having power is so convent.
Well that's how it is, don't tell me that i'm lazy since i didn't explain enough, then how about you explain the entire history of your world till now, will you be able to do it? guhhh, just looking at all the history book when i'm still going in school make my head hurt you know. Well enough for the history of the universe let's continue with my life story.
Just as i said earlier I'm Freed Einstein the all famous NIGHTMARE, i'm 20 years old, bachelor and happy. I'm not a bachelor because i like it, it's more like i choose to become one since girl are all pain in the ass, just shopping with them is a hell. Damm why amm i writing this it's annoying i didn't choose to be single since birth you know, it's not that i'm ugly, even my mom always told me that i'm the most handsome guy in the universe you know.
*sigh*
let's just continue, just thinking about my bachelors life is depressing.
It all started at the day when i'm on a tour to the universe to find girls. I'm at a planet called Sepherot, a lustful planet, what i meant is a bountiful planet with many girls with different species, from small boobs to big boobs.
While i'm at a club called *Pinky with the Bunny* many Esp users raided the bar i'm in. They threatened anyone to give them their valuables. At that time i'm quite drank since Rinnie is giving me so much alcohol to munch on my penny. One Esp grab me and plank my face to the floor and said "hey you drunky give me your money. " and i replied. "well sure come here and taste my footy " and kicked him out of the bar. Even if i'm drank i'm still strong. My power is not that strong at first but over the year i learned how to use it so i grew strong enough to do whatever i want to.
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After i kicked the man out, his comrades turned their attention to me and yelled. " bastard how dare you do that to Alfred. " how should i know that that man is Alfred i didn't even know him in the first place. So i yelled back " don't worry alfred is a strong guy he won't die from a single footy. " you know when your drank you pretended to know everything even though you didn't even know it.. yeah too many know since i'm drank at that time.
All of them started to attack me, i were punched in the abdomen, in the face, and many part of my body. "damm this shit giving us so much trouble. " told one of the esp. I dropped in the ground it's not because i'm hurt but instead i'm dizzy of all the girly punched i received.
After i got over my dizziness a bit i stood up. " Guys, the drunky is still alive, do him in. " i look at the one who talked and saw Alfred, still kick'in and doing good. " Hey Alfred, why are you so cold to your old buddy, how's your mommy, still fuckin your old daddy? " Alfred stayed silent, 'ohh the old boy Alfred is embarrassed. ' i though as i saw him blushed. " hey alfred do you know that guy? " his comrades started to question him and i laughed. " of course this lil Alfred is my old buddy, we used to compare our jhonny when we were child. And if i remembered it correct his used to be short as pinky " his comrade laughed at him even the costumers in the bar contained their laughter but some still couldn't hold it in.
i look at Alfred and oh shit i said, he started to tear up i tried to comfort. " Alfred don't worry i know that your jhonny is now all busty and milky. " i patted his shoulder but he pushed it away. " i don't know who you are drunky but you will pay for this. " when he said that his comrade stopped their laughter and looked at me again, i shrugged my shoulder and make Alfred taste my footy again. He flew outside and destroyed a building. Many people screamed and panicked they started to run away even the costumers in the *Pinky in the Bunny* run away.
" bastard how dare you do that to Alfred. " the esp users yelled again and i almost replied the same thing again. All of them started to draw thier weapon, a Photon gun, laser sword(lol) and electric knife. " calm down guys, this drunky here means no harm, we used to do that all the time. " i said pretending to be Alfred's friend but the esp users didn't believe me this time and started to attack me.
" hey Rinnie get out of this planet now, i will meet you again in bunny. " i said as i shielded Rinnie who were caught up when the fight started. "don't you dare die here, you dummy, coz you didn't still pay me a single penny. " Rinnie replied but her face is full of worries so smiled reassuring her. " don't wory instead of penny i will fully pay you with my jhonny. " i said but she were not there anymore. After some time pass i saw many spaceship escaped the planet so i also started. First i released my ultimate skill, well if someone tell me that ultimate skill were supposed to be used last i will let him taste my footy too.
Releasing my ultimate skill The lustful planet or bountiful planet whatever cease to exist even the esp and Alfred died. Poor old Alfred if he didn't ask me to give him my money then he shouldn't have died.
Always remember to avoid alcohol coz their dangerous....
Date: 06/23/XXXX Owner: Freed Einstein