*SKr-Thunk Skr-thunk*

It was an odd sight to see the paw attempting to dig a hole through the bottom of the door. Signs that this wasn't its first attempt was apparent at the numerous claw marks that marred the door's edge. This odd sight however was made difficult for me, as I had to crane my neck around a plump red ass and still drooling cunt to actually see the calico paw.

While I would love to go another round at the delectable breakfast buffet, Fahkir's presence and the insistent paw made that thought a bit awkward.

I started to shimmy out from under the Horny Daemoness using her generous derriere as handholds, albeit very precarious handholds.

Unfortunately, rough handling of her ass and squirming body underneath caused Tah'Styr's body to think round 2 was about to begin and make extra sure she was lubed up. Soon the precarious grip I had on the booty was made slick and my torso was given treatment equivalent to a car wash. Thoroughly coated in love-juice I became like a greased-up deaf guy.

High jinks ensued.

Now this whole time I was kinda wondering why my lovely companion, Tah'Styr, wasn't assisting in my fairly obvious attempt to get out from under her. Thankfully, I didn't have to wait long as due to the slippery situation I found myself in I slipped off the bed. How? Idunfockinknow?! It's one thing to explain how a person slipped from an outside view, It's another thing entirely to explain how you go from trying to shimmy out from under a naked woman to then find yourself face planting a hardwood floor.

After putting on an award winning impression of Bambi I finally righted myself and looked at my audience. Fahkir gave me a face full of disgust and derision. Tah'Styr bit her lower lip as her half lidded eyes gazed at me with no small amount of thirst and guile. -You bitch, YOU KNEW!-

Fahkir trained her gaze back to the still digging paw and walked over to it. I sent a glare to Tah'Styr as I stood up still feeling my bruised ego. I whispered to her as I neared her in my path towards our packs

"I'll get you for that."

Her eyes widened for the briefest of moments before restoring to their mirthfully seductive selves.

"Huhu I'm sure you will, Woody."

*Smack*

She punctuated her sentence with a slap to my exposed ass causing me to yelp in surprise. By the time I turned back to her she had put on a show of complete innocence. -Oh you brat! I'm soo gunna be punishing you later-

The slap and yelp distracted Fahkir from playing with the exposed paw. She was squatting down when she turned her attention to us and let out an annoyed breath as she rolled her eyes.

She was about to say something when the paw that she was idly playing with was accompanied by another calico paw that managed to catch her off guard and snagged her hand pulling it to the door.

"H-Hey!-"

As she attempted to pull her hand free from the two paws, a third identical paw emerged and joined the others in their attempt to ensnare a Dwarven hand...

[ Start action Log ] [ Fahkir ]

[Strength Check] [Disadvantage]

[R: 9 ] [R: 2 ]

[+5Sv]

- 7 -

...Her strength was meaningless as she was caught off guard. Her heels off the ground and legs close together made it so that when the three paws tugged she was tipped over. Luckily, her hand was not small enough to be pulled under, though it was still pinned against the Oak door.

Still buck-naked I ran over to help with freeing her hand from the clutches of the furred foe. It wasn't hard. What was intriguing though, was that each paw had only two claws.

Unfortunately, for Fahkir those claws were used liberally to aid in the ensnaring of her hand and it showed. Several red lines crisscrossed up and down her hand and wrist, some even pooling up with blood. She chuckled.

"Heh. Hey guys look I took damage."

She turned to us and showed her [Character] page, specifically the top part.

[Fahkir 25] [Fighter 1]

[Initiative] [HP] [Speed] 0 11

99%

25

Tah'Styr Chuckled when she saw the screen, She was propped up by her arms as she was still laying on the bed, forearms crossing beneath her bountiful chest.

"A whole point of health for a cat scratch... you have some terrible luck Fahkir."

"Tell me about it. Hell, if I took this kinda damage every time I played with my Ma's cat I'd have ta be admitted to Brooklyn Medical long before I enlisted. One whole damage though, yikes!"

"Well let the kitty in, man! it obviously wants to see us."

FahKir shrugged and opened the door a bit to let in the cat. Or, at least what we thought was a cat. Should have figured when there were three paws and all.

What entered was definitely cat looking... if you squinted hard. The black, white, and orange ball of fluff strutted in on 8 legs. No tail chased it's entry, but a bulbous backside did. Sure its eyes were emerald and slitted... all eight of them. That's no moon...it's a space station.

The cat-sized tarantula pranced passed us and headed to the bed Tah'Styr and I shared, leapt up onto it where it found a spot in front of her arms, did a little twirl and sat down...

[ Start action Log ] [ Onimous ]

[Perception Check] [Advantage]

[R: 18 ] [R: 2 ]

[+5Sv]

- 23 -

... I found it hard to believe, but as soon as it was settled, it began to purr.

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Like an echo starting an avalanche, the sound stirred the atmosphere and caused hell to break loose.

Fahkir screamed.

Tah'Styr screamed.

I screamed.

We all screamed, and the spider hissed in response...

[ Start action Log ] [ Onimous, Fahkir, Tah'Styr ]

[Acrobatics Check]

[R: 18] [R: 11] [R: 9]

[+7Sv] [+0SV] [+0SV]

- 25 - - 11 - - 9 -

The next moments had the calico arachnid scuttling out the door. Fahkir dolphin dived behind her bed as if the damn spider was a live grenade, managing to clip the side of the bed causing her to tumble. Tah'Styr gave a great impression of a frog as she catapulted towards the headrest of the bed. I dived towards the bathroom and managed to come out of the roll, unscathed.

When I saw the furry thing slip out of the room I quickly ran and closed the door shut. The only sound that wasn't the ragged breathing coming from me and Tah'Styr, and the groans from Fahkir, were the frantic jingle-ling of the spider's bells as it raced down the hall.

"Aggrh fuck! Why the hell is there a fuckin' spider in 'ere?! Why does it have bells?!"

"I-I think it was domesticated. Why else would it be so comfortable around us if it wasn't?

"Well it sure loved your fun bags so maybe it was a dude?"

"R-Really?! Now? What's got your panties in a twist?"

"Maybe if you guys were fuckin dressed I wouldn't be so fuckin upset. Between your massive knockers swinging about and his dick flappin' in the wind, I'm kinda gettin disgusted. Sure, I lived in barracks for several months, but at least I didn't have to see people close to me fucking! Hell, you both made this whole room smell of sex! Take a goddamn shower already!"

"We were waiting for you, Chris."

"Th-That was 10 minutes ago! You couldn't wait 10 god damned minutes?!"

There I was, caught between my two friends in a heated argument because I couldn't keep it in my pants. It was going nowhere fast and the chill morning air across my moist skin was causing certain things to shrivel, while others hardened.

I sniffed myself, and then checked my breath -Yep! I need a shower, and mouthwash-

I went to my pack and gathered a set of clothes and a toothbrush

"Guys, Imma head in to take a shower. I promise to leave you some hot water Tah'Styr."

The argument successfully was stopped, though both Ex-Men were sending each other death glares. Tah'Styr got off the bed with the practiced ease of seasoned whore. -Where DID she learn all of that stuff from?-

"Hold on a sec, Onimous. Let me get my things as well. It would be faster if we both shared and there is plenty of space."

"PFFT yeah, suuuure. Totally not gunna spend half an hour fucking in there like bunnies. God I wish I had a book to read."

After Fahkir let out that sarcastic remark, she sat on her bed trying to re braid her ginger locks. We left her to her own devices as we closed the bathroom door behind us.

"Ignore her, Onimous; She's just jealous that she's not getting impaled by your fat cock. She just needs to face the reality of our situation and how we are NEVER going back to our old lives. You know the old saying: 'Improvise, adapt... over-CUM'. Once she figures that out, she won't be such a grumpy bitch."

"Um... Tah'Styr..."

I tilted my head and pursed my lips. I wanted to point out how much was WRONG with her statement, but my dad always said, 'A woman's always right, even if she's wrong' and despite the fact that she was a he not a day ago; I wasn't gunna bet my life on how completely and utterly well she's adapted to our new situation. -If it weren't for the fact that for six years I've Known her as him, I too would have thought that she was born a she.-

"Let's JUST take a shower, okay?"

"OH muu, I wanted to prove to her that you can go for far longer than 30 minutes."

Her cute pout almost made me want to reconsider, but I REALLY did not want to cause more of a divide in our party, so with a slow shake of my head I put my clothes down, grabbed the slime and entered into the shower, a disappointed Tiefling trailing behind.

What followed was a quick shower where some, SOME, light kisses were traded, and a VERY horny woman tried to get me to escalate the relatively tame shower, and turn the literal Hot and steamy to a figurative. Thankfully, the heat of the water and some mental math, that would have bombed a 7th grade test, we got out of the tub without any major incident.

Tah'Styr used some of that black magic that only girls know and coiled her hair with a towel, the other barely covering her assets. I settled for the usual towel kilt that most men use.

The Toothbrush and toothpaste that we got were interesting affairs. The brush was similar to a hairbrush but trimmed down to the size of a modern toothbrush. We got some travel-ready toothpaste, it was more expensive but already dried and ground down into a powder and kept in a jar, Just sprinkle a few pinches onto a soaked brush and voila, Toothpaste! Smelled of clove and mint, too.

It was rather interesting with the amount of modern day luxuries that they had available in this place. Indoor plumbing, Hot water on demand, personal bathing rooms for common people; hell it would be like a tour of a typical European town if they had corner Cafes selling the delicious bean.- What I Wouldn't kill for a cup of coffee.-

We finally got our morning ablutions done. Bodies smelling of lavender, teeth of clove and mint, and clean sets of clothes that... automatically adjusted to us?

I looked to Tah'Styr as the simple cloth panties and "bra" conformed to her body, Changed material from linen to silk, changed color from boring tan to white with gold trim and changed shape from the puffy shorts to a lacey G-String with ready garter belt.

"Okay, what sort of black focking magic is this bullshit?"

I pointed at my now dark grey colored underwear that went from boring linen shorts, basically, to "stealthy" dark brown boxer briefs.

"Idunknow, but i'm loving it~!"

She said in such a cutesy sing-songy voice and finished my holding her tongue out while giving me a toothy smile. She grabbed some hoses that she got specifically for hooved individuals and as soon as they were firmly on, they joined the garter belt into the holy union of thigh-highs and garter belt. One shimmy later and a white with gold trimmed tavern dress accentuated her curves and did nothing to be conservative. -I think Japanese high school girls have longer skirts.-

The pastel blue shirt I got skintight and went full Anakin on me, turning to the dark side. While the trousers took on the "stealthy color of my undies and went from "loosey-goosey" to "one nipple slip away from going 'notices bulge UwU wots dis'" levels of tightness. I would say it was painted on, but at least paint is a layer. Two azure Jewels definitely flick towards my crotch trying their damnedest to see if they can notice something.

"Try to be diplomatic."

Her thirsty eyes turned to a death glare as I slipped out of the bathroom with my body intact. As we got into the main room I got busy busying myself doing fock all. Tah'Styr saw this and huffed before walking over to a still struggling Fahkir.

"Need some help with braiding long hair?"

"Yeah, but how do you know?"

"Two moms and two sisters, while being the oldest. It comes with the job."

"haaaa... fine. Can you just get it out of my way?"

"That's typically what braids are for, but I'll see if I can give you something special."

"Thanks."

I stopped my busy work to watch as Tah'Styr's slender hands turned Fahkir's bird nest into a very nice looking braid in mere minutes. After finishing with the red tangle she moved on to her own but instead of a full braid, she made one of those that look like laurels while still having long sheets of flowing hair. -Damn she's good.-

We finally got everything sorted for the start of the day, Slime in jar and everything, when a firm knock at the door announced a visitor. I got up to check it.

Opening the door, I saw four armed and armored town guards staring back.

"Is this the rented room of Onimous the Wood-Elf, Fahkir the Dwarf, and Tah'Styr the Tiefling?"

"Hm-yessir."

"The Captain of the guard has ordered for you three to be escorted to the Southern Barracks as soon as possible. Please gather your gear and cooperate quietly."

-God it's like Senior year all over again.-