I slept for like 2 hours and spent the rest of the time chillin’ in the dining area so it is about time for breakfast. The first people to come are the king and his family. I say “I am leaving in an hour, don't say a thing it's not up for discussion” The king says “Leaving this world or leaving this castle” I say “Castle” He says “It is not wise to leave without knowing how to fight” I say “You're right I don't fight their is no fight without a change” The king asks “You think no one is your equal?” I say “No one from where I come from unless you count those nukes” He asks me questions but I ignore him.
Thirty minutes later everyone is finally here and I say “I am going to be leave in like thirty minutes if you want to ask me something do it now” The same girl from before asks “Why are you leaving” I say “I am not a newbie to fighting and killing you are” She asks “What happened to you” I say “Shit, Happiness, shit and a nuke” She starts to ask another question but I say “Shut up let others have their turn” One of the weebs says “Do you know what the status is” I say “No infome me on it?” The weeb says “It’s basically like a game system where you add points to certain attributes to make them stronger” I say “I still don't understand and if you haven't noticed I have been training, killing, or can't remember my entire life” He says “You get stronger by defeating opponents” I say “That's great I have killed countless people I should be super strong right” The weeb looks scared and says “You should not be happy about killing people” I say “I killed them, they killed me with a nuke I think that is fair” I say “No more talking how do I get this ‘Status’ thing” He says “Just say status”
I say “Status”
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Name: Azrail Grimm
Age: 14 Immortal Till Killed
Race: Appache heilcopter
Level: 0
Money: USD $7,434,843,346
Stats:
STR: 5
CON: 5
REF: 5
AGI: 5
INT: 5
WIS: 5
CHA: 100
BEL: -10000
Titles: The Human Reaper,I See Dead People, Fucked In The Head, Psycho, Reaper, Human Slayer, One Man Army, One who survived a Nuke, Unfortunate One, Fortanete One, Murderer, Emotionless, Fearless, Death Defier, One Who Shot A Nuke, Mortals Love Me, Gods Hate Me, and The Only Survivor.
Skills
Death Touch lll
Death Manifestation ll
Scythe lll
Sniper’s IV
DMR’s lll
Acrobatics lV
Death Magic lll
???
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I say “Is 5 a good number?” The weeb is surprised and says “My stats are at 0.5 so yeah” I say “Thanks for the information and peace” as I break a window and jump out of it. I morph my clothes into a wing suit and start heading to the gate of the city. I am going really fast now and make it halfway to the gate in a minute. As I am getting close to the gate I morph my clothes into my regular clothes and summon my Scythe. I morph my scythe into a knife with a wire at the end, my favorite weapon because of three reasons one it's fast, Useful, and my hero uses it as a weapon. I throw my knife into the top of the gate that is about thirty feet up. As I am coming down the wire tightens and I am flying out of the gate in a second. As I land I start roll and start running until I slow into a walk.
Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.
The guards are flipping the fuck out so I cut a horse off of a passing carriage and jump on it and ride away. Once I get to the surrounding forest I stand up and cut the horse's head off. As it falls to the ground I step off it. I start walking down the path to who knows where.
I killed some squirrels along the way, but I am seriously getting bored of walking. I sigh and think ‘Should have kept that smelly ass horse. I wish they had cars here I could steal’ I smell smoke and think ‘ooohhh I wonder what I will find and if I can kill it’ I summon my scythe and start running towards the sent of the smoke. I smell chicken. I start running faster now. I am running way faster than I used too. I get to the origin of the smell and see 3 armored girls.
I take off my [Super high-tech Face Hider Thing I Found In Some Secret Base] and put my battle mask on and say “Give me your chicken or die” One of the girls says “Another bandit who wants to kill him” One of the girls sighs and says “I’ll do it” I see a flash and barely dodge a slash that would have cut me in half. I back up and take my berettas out and unload on them. They somehow cut every bullet in half and my mask falls off my face cut in half. If I could look scared I would, that mask took an RPG to the face in one of my earlier missions.
I say “Never mind have your chicken” as I start to back away. They don't let me so I say “Come on I was joking. You wouldn't hurt such a handsome face right?” I slowly reach for my 50. Cal I put a hand on it and swing it towards them. It gets cut in half at the barrel and I really put on an emotionless face. I say “That was the first gun Alex ever got me” and start shooting. The bullets are also cut down before they do anything. I say “I know that you have already spared my life for a long time but please don't kill me. I will do anything”
They still don't talk and I say “You have probably heard that alot before but I am actually useful so please consider it” They still don't answer I say “I can make you food, clean for you, and if you really want it” I lower my head in shame and say barley in a whisper “warm your beds”
They still don't answer and I think ‘FUCKING HELL I finally get away from death and now I am here fucking begging for my life to a bunch of kids my age and I won't even die with dignity with what I just said’ I say “Ok I am ready to die please kill me” They still don't say anything.
I walk over to them and wave a hand over their faces. They don't move and I think ‘FUCK YEAH’ and steal their chicken. As I walk away with the best smile I can manage eating chicken I feel a hand on the shoulder. I say “You cruel bastards giving me hope and taking it away” as I prepare for death. She finally says “Marry me and you will get whatever you want” I say “And If I say no?” She says “It is not illegal to kill bandits” I say “I was joking” She smirks and says “If I was a normal girl I would be dead” I say “Fine but I want to adventurer too”
The other girls wake up from their stupor and say “He's mine” They start fighting and trees go flying everywhere and I think ‘Fuck from nukes to supernatural teenage girls’ After they fight it out a bit the girl that claimed me comes out on top. I say “Why are you so obsessed with me” She says nothing and pulls out a mirror from a bag way to small for it and I see my face for the first time in forever. I say in a low voice “My god I am magnificent” My hair is perfect and my face is flawless, and my eyes are a golden and sharp looking. With all of that combined with my body I am flawless and my emotionless just adds to it.
I say “I don’t love you the marriage won't work” She says “You might not love me, but I love your body” I say “You won’t rape me right?” She says “Maybe maybe not” I think ‘And I am fucked again three options Die, get raped, or play along and kill them latter’ I say “Please don’t rape me, and I will go along with you” She smiles and says “Perfect” I say “You are fucked up for a girl and please don't touch me” She punches me in the stomach and says “I am the one with the pants on in this relationship”
I have been traveling with these dreadful girls for about 3 days now and I can tell you a bit about them. The one who fucked my precious gun is named Lilith a fitting name considering she has been rubbing one off every night I have been here the disgusting bitch. She is one of those rich pretty girls to bad she's not as stupid as one. She has Black hair and brown eyes with light skin asian looking. Her personality is not that bad I guess the problem is that I look to damn good.The only good thing is that she keeps her ape shit crazy friends away from me.
The older one is who I am most scared of is just a little bit weaker than Lilith and named Tristana. She is constantly trying to get my attention and get me away from Lilith. She also has black hair but her eyes are crimson {Kinda beautiful} and is also a pretty girl but not a rich one she uses a longsword as a weapon.
The last one is the one is one I really don’t want to be alone together with; the quiet one. She for some reason has blue hair and blue eyes. She is the most beautiful of all of them and the most dangerous. I think her name is Zilla but I am not sure. The way she looks at me creeps me out and for once I am glad that I can't show emotions.
Overall their personalities are not too bad it just I am like a poison to them. I am about to pull up my face mask when a hand stops me. Lilith says “Keep your face out I want to look at it more” I say “My looks are poisoning you, you are not a bad person, but everyone can be corrupted by a vice” I close up to her ear and say “I know that you probably don't believe me but if we just start over maybe we can be more than just enemies who knows maybe you will even charm me” She thinks about it and says “Fine, but if you betray me you will regret it” I give her a kiss on the cheek and say “You won't regret it” while thinking ‘Because you will be dead’