Shortly after being allowed to put my mask back on we get to a city, and I find out that Lilith's group is a famous adventuring group. I think ‘Why did I not just rob some newbie instead’ As we are walking to wherever Lilith is going people around me are talking shit. I slink my knife out of my sleeve and whip it at the offenders throats. As I wait for the blood to be spilled I see my knife in a wall of water. I try to yank it out of the water but it won't budge. I say “Ok who ever is doing that please stop” The bystanders see how close they were to death and start to disperse. I say “Zilla please, I won't do it again” She just nods her head and starts reading again.
We start walking again and thirty minutes later we finally get where Lilith is going. I say “Da fuq are we here” Lilith says “To get you clothes” I say “Everything I am wearing can change with a thought let's go” Lilith says “Then change it I am sick of seeing you in that cloak all the time” I say “Fine” and change my clothes to a windbreaker and some skinny jeans.
We start walking again and come up to some big building. We walk into it and it looks like a bar of some sort with a big board and pieces of paper on it. Some jackass walks up and is about to say something when I kick him in the balls. As he falls to the ground I say “He started it” One of his friends say “What are you talking about you just kicked him in the nuts for no reason” I say “He was going to talk shit I could sense it” Some hella alpha buff guy walks up to me and says “Why don't you pick on someone your own size” I say “Sure” and punch into his stomach. I think ‘Fucking hell that was like punching steal’ he tries to grab me but I jump away with ease. He attacks more but can't touch me. I think of a way to beat the shit out him but can't think of anything. I think of ways others beaten people like him when I think ‘I will be like david and throw stones at him’ I summon some black rocks and start throwing them at his head. He says “Stop running and fight like a man” By this point we are running around the place like headless chickens while I throw stones at him. I say “Ok you are starting to piss me off, stop now or I will hurt you” He says “Fuck you runt” I summon my knife and wipe it around his neck. The blade does not touch him but I send a torrent of death threw his body. It should not kill him but you never know I have only used it to kill.
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As he is struggling on the ground I walk past him to get to Lilith and kick him in the nuts as I pass by. She says “Put your blood on this” as she passes me a thin metal card. I cut myself and put my blood on it. I get registered and shit like that. We got out of that place and I say “Lilith I am so bored let's go kill something” Lilith's says “And you called me the fucked up one” I say in a whisper “I am not the rapist” She looks at me and says “What” I say “You are so pretty I bet you could get anyone you want” and in a whisper “except me” Lilith looks pissed and I say “Ok sorry, but really I am bored lets do something”
She says “We are going to do a newbie mission for a certain weak person” I say “How thoughtful of my capters” I say “What are we going to kill” She says “Bandits” I say “Human my favorite” She looks at me weird. I say “It's no fun to kill if it's not hard” She says “Are you from the pits of hell?” I say “In some religions yes”
We get to the bandit camp and I say “Can I kill them all please” Lilith says “Ok I want to see what you can do” I say “Thanks” and start running towards the bandit camp. I summon my scythe and run up their walls. I do a flip and land in the middle of some, I twirl my scythe and their heads fall. I flick my scythe so that it is as long as it reaches and start running towards to people one by one taking their heads off.
By the time I am done I am covered in blood, but that slowly changes as it is being absorbed by my skin.
I check my stats to see if I leveled up.
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