"So you wish to be granted something that lets you create anything you want?" God asked. The teen bobbed his head up and down.

"Yeesh. It's fun creating things and then destroying them. Like, when you make your worlds n' stuff since you're God and all, don't you love watching as they kill each other and other things? Not that I would ever want to be like you. Totally not" The teen nodded to himself with a wide and somewhat foolish smile.

God chuckled. "Not really. I would rather watch the things I create prosper and grow, but I get where you're coming from". 

"Jeez. What a party pooper. So, back to my awesome power of awesomeness, I wanna, like, be able to create myself too if I want and change what I create. Also, I wanna be able to destroy it. But only what I create or then it becomes no fun. Oh, wait. I wanna be able to create only the things I have an awesome and super-duper good understanding of!" The teen revealed a set of white teeth as he smiled widely. "Can I go now? Can I? Oh wait, I wanna make my new body first. Also, if I die, I don't wanna die. Can I enter whatever I created after I die? Or if I want to?"

God smirked and said "I said one wish, kiddo. But I guess sure, you can since it still falls under the umbrella of a single power. And yes, go."

The teen's body vanished as God took out a tablet and murmured. "What would be a good name for the kiddo's power... I got it."

After entering an app called 'Powers for Reincarnees', he typed in "Creator's Will".

With a nod, he entered 'confirm' and then turned to watch the TV in the corner. 

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The teen smirked as he looked at a strange creature staring back at him.

"Hi, me! How do I look? Awesome, right?" The creature didn't respond. "Yeah, I know right. I'm so cute. Love you too. Now let me enter you. Not in a sexual way. Can I even have sex with myself? Questions for later." The teen said as he entered the body. Since he was a soul and the body was perfectly tailored for him, there was no rejection at all.

He stretched his arms a bit and inspected himself again. A tail almost 10 meters long wrapped around his waist and 2 pairs of wings acted like a blanket as they hugged his shoulders.

"Neat, a shame I couldn't fit some fur. I wanted to be a furry too, but oh well. I might make a new body later." The teen shrugged and shouted "I'm ready to go. Can I go? I wanna go. Let me go!" 

A large portal popped up in front of him and he took a step back, startled. He tried to enter it, but a window also popped up.

[Please register your new name before entering]

The teen hummed as he scratched his chin. "Let's see... Killer sounds a bit too edgy... Cutesy is too fluffy... Maybe Carnival? No, even better, Carnevor. Yeah, that should be good." He typed in the new name and then jumped in. 

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"Amen Amen Amen! Amen Amen Amen Amen! Amen Amen Amen!" A bunch of priests prayed as they did weird dances that involved splits and backflips while half-naked. Some priestesses were at the back as they bowed continuously, in rhythm with the priests.

"My king, are you sure this is necessary? Summoning heroes is a big deal after all..." A young man asked a middle-aged man with an anxious expression.

The king smiled pompously as he snorted. "I'm just following tradition. After we summon them, we can always just bend them to our will or banish them. Heroes are easy to manipulate, and besides, this way I can strengthen our family's position in the kingdom. Son, if there's a female hero, your job will be to seduce her, understood?"

The younger man (he's a prince!!!) nodded and turned back to the dancing priests and big-titted priestess that barely wore anything to cover their chests.

"Amen, AMen, AMEn, AMEN, AMEN AMEN, AMEN AMEN AMEN!" The priests roared in unison as a blinding light shone in front of the statue the group was worshipping. 

After it faded, three people were left. Two men and a female.

"What?! Where am I?" The girl screamed as she saw the strange priests and people surrounding them. 

"Welcome, heroes! I am King Evil the good. Welcome to the world..."

[A speech, some drama, and a promise to save humanity later...]

"Yes, King-sama! We will do our best to train!" The boy-hero wearing a t-shirt with an anime girl sending a kiss shouted. The king smiled and nodded, and just as they were about to leave, the statue shone again.

Before anyone could do anything, a strange man-creature popped up out of the light. "Bitch, I'll kill you after I come to kiss your ass with a kick to your balls. Fucking dick, send my regards to your family after I roast your brain in my cooking things." The creature shouted to the ceiling.

After that, it turned and looked at the various stunned people. "What? Never seen a beautiful, handsome, cute and beautiful person like myself? Of course, you haven't, because no one is stupid enough to be me. Because only me is me. Duh." The creature nodded.

"Kill it!" The king shouted in horror.

He recognized the creature. A long tail that ended in a serpent's head, four jet-black wings, purple skin and an attitude. 

"Bitch, I'll fuck you! Hey, stop throwing stuff at me, bitches. I will eat you if you continue, I swear!" The monster screamed as the knights charged at it, priests bombarded it with spells and maids threw knives at the monster's vitals.

"Jerks! Bullies! Daddy will go and train, then I will turn into super-daddy and come back to discipline you all! King Evil the good my ass, more like King Evil the self-proclaimed good who is actually a tyrant!" The creature shouted as it dodged everything frantically.

"Fucking dicks, eat my dildo." The creature shouted as it pointed at the king with its hand. A giant rock spike appeared from thin air and shot towards the king at frightening speeds.

The king screamed as he dodged. Everyone else's attention was lost for a second, and the creature took that moment to make a thousand stun grenades appear around them.

"Bitch, taste my stunning powder!" The creature laughed as the bombs went off. When everyone came back to their senses, the creature was gone.

A small note was the only thing that remained. After a while, the king picked it up and read it out loud.

"[Bitch cunt ass, I will eat you. Grandpa will go north and then do a kaboom there, and you will all go there. Be a bunch of good grandkids and go there. Grandpa is not going south. Nor east, nor west, but definitely not south. Grandpa is going north, not south, get it? Good!]"

The king's eye twitched as he crushed the paper into a tiny ball and set it ablaze with a spell. The heroes were confused, but their tiny brains only understood that the bad guy appeared. Maybe.