The first time she stole it, I get it, fine, she had her own reasons

But now, not only did I try to help her, I saved her, treated her and the same thing happened

...

I do not know what to think anymore, I just want to find her and teach her a lesson

Where should she have gone?

I jumped down from branch to branch like a monkey and landed on the ground, little dust hovered around my foot

I looked around, where should I find he...

She's here?

I watched her figure approaching, she held a familiar sword, my GLADIUS, I missed you

I made big steps towards her and we were approaching to each other

 - Oi, is this how you repay the kindness?

I growled unhappily, since she is here and I don't have to find her, my anger dissipated, but by only a bit, that does not change the fact that she is an ungrateful bastard

Once I stood in front of her she lifted her right hand and gave me my gladius, I forcefully snatched it even though she deliberately returned it

I looked at her left hand, my herbs were not there

As if knowing what I was thinking she moved her left arm slowly, I was surprised, it healed that fast? 

 - Thank you for the treatment... and for saving my life... and sorry for snatching your possession without permission

Then she fell on her knees with a putt sound

I did not know how to react, her next words also left me dumbstruck

 - In exchange of your kindness, I will forever be your slave, I will do anything for you

She said and looked at me right in the eyes

Calm down me, if there was a nice elf girl saying this my heart would beat faster, if there was a cute human girl saying this I would go crazy, but if it's an ugly goblin, no, nope, please no, I do not have weird fetishes, I do not want to lose my humanity, even male goblins rarely touch them and I will never ever do something so ugly

 - W, who said that I'd like you to be my slave? Do you have qualifications? I don't take random cats and dogs as slaves, if I had one, I'd prefer one to be a human

She looked sad then she smiled, which looked like a satan's grin, seriously goblins are too ugly to be liked

 - I am sorry for not being up to your liking, but I think I have the qualifications to be your slave

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Eh? Bullshit

 - Are you kidding? Your level is 1, you don't know how to fight, how the hell do you have the qualifications, go take a piss and look at yourself in it, that matter is concluded, don't misunderstand, I do not want anything in exchange of saving you, now scram and never appear before me, or I will beat you up, no kidding

I turned my back and started walking away

 - Please wait master

I cringed and broke into wry smile while cold sweat ran down my cheeks, seriously, it's going to traumatize me, I wanted to cute lo... I mean mature woman to call me that but a goblin?

 - Listen, once and for all, Never ca...

She screamed in annoying voice and did not let me finish my sentence

 - Please appraise me 

What is she talking about, is not she a level 1? 

 - Look, it's not gonna happen alright? Just give up

 - Give me a chance master, you still have not appraised me

She has not stood since then, she was still kneeling

Is there something wrong? Did she level up once because she took my sword? Hah, level 2 is still too low, she does not have a potential, it does not hurt to appraise her though

                                                                                                       Goblin                                                                                                       Level 4

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...

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 - Umm, master, did you appraise me?

 - WHO ARE YOU?

I grabbed my sword and pointed it at her, there's no way she leveled up thrice in a single god damn night, that has to be a lie, cheat, is sovereign making fun of me? Is she fake? Where is the real one, is it dead?

 - It's me, master

 - D,d, Don't lie! It can't be you, who are you?

 - It's really me, please believe me

She started pleading and almost teared up

Ugh, traumatizing, I can't watch it anymore

 - Then prove it, how did you level up 3 times in a single night?

She started 

 - Yesterday once I woke up I could not stop the urge to become stronger, and... and, I stole your...

 - I know that, continue, what happened next?

My patience was running low, I really doubted, was that even possible? No, there has to be something wrong

 - Then, then, I met the horny rabbits on the way, I have heard of them and I knew that they were dangerous, but... umm... because I am a female their attacks would not hurt so much, I thought, then I started hunting them, I found their nest and... no matter how many came at me, they could not hurt me, instead they...

 - STOOP!

I yelled and huffed heavily, it was seriously getting dangerous for my health, I know what she means, breath in, breath out, calm down, my little friend, do not betray me, do not stand, there's no way you can get aroused by the fact of some ugly goblin bastard getting impaled by... rabbit horn, don't betray me, no!

 - And then... sometimes they hit right on the spot but, umm, it did not hurt, instead... it gave me pleasure... they were weak, I hunted them until... I got to level 4

She was blushing

It stood

FUCK

NO, NO, NO, NO, I am not a pervert, I can't, 

 - Aaaah

I started running away, I wanted to get as far as possible from her, there's no way I have weird fetish, there's no way, sovereign help, cleanse my brain, let me forget this scene, cut, hey, you are there, aren't you? You are laughing aren't you? Please erase this moment, SOMEBODY HEEELP

 - Master please wait

I heard the voice I did not want to hear for a year, no for an eternity

 - NOO, get away from me pervert, somebody help, monster is trying to fuck me, I don't want to

 - Master, I won't, please stop

 - NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~