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Critical Hit: The World’s Clumsiest Sword Saint
Chapter 3 - A Life... Statscreen?

Chapter 3 - A Life... Statscreen?

It felt as if I had just closed my eyes, but the feeling of my body returned to me all at once, causing it to jolt slightly before returning to sitting against the tree.

Wait. What?

When did I close my eyes? And since when was I sitting up against a tree? Last I remembered, I was laying on the cold street, my body in shambles after—

I shuddered at the thought. That was unsettling too. Being returned to my senses so abruptly made my head spin rapidly, enough so that I still hadn’t opened my eyes. I didn’t think I was ready yet.

After several minutes, I slowly peeled my eyelids apart to observe my surroundings. The fringes of white hair blowing in an hidden breeze waves slightly, as if welcoming me after the world had just said goodbye. I wasn’t sure if I was more confused about the color of my hair, or my surroundings.

It was a stark contrast to Seattle. Instead of a bleary sky and a forest of skyscrapers, I was now looking at the beautiful scenery of a true forest, with a bright blue sky. My breath caught in my throat; It was something I had never seen before.

“Am I… dead?”

Wondering aloud, I braced against the tree to stand up, but I barely got my feet placed on the ground before I yanked my hand off, hissing between my teeth. The trunk was hot. “What the…”

The tree was black and smoking, a deep streak cutting through it and leading down to where I had been sitting. Every piece of it looked absolutely fried. As I took in the scene, my eyes drifted further upwards to the wisps of dark clouds that were still dispersing from what looked like had been a swirling storm cloud… that had gathered right in the middle of a clear day.

My thoughts were racing, but before I could even begin to process any of this information, even more popped up in front of my face, accompanied by a small ding!

[Health: %{#^ / %{#+]

The message soon faded after a few seconds, but I stared where it had just been for several seconds after that.

That meant—

“I was reincarnated anyway.”

My mind slowly started to spin again, but I shook it out of my head quickly. “If that’s the case, does that message mean I have a system?”

I knew I sounded crazy talking out loud to myself, but no one was around, so I utilized this fact to help organize my own thoughts.

If I had a system, and I was reincarnated into some different land, then I should just need to say something like ‘Status’ to open a screen with my stats.

However, as soon as the image of what I was thinking of popped in my head, another ding! within my head, and a book appeared in front of me and opened.

[Name: =*+#} <~**£€ ]

[Age: 17]

[Lv: ¥’]

[Health: %{#^ / %{#+ ]

[Mana: %*+& / %*+& ]

[Stamina: %{#+ / %{#+ ]

STR: $) MAG: ;&

AGI: !, DEX: :”

VIT: -} INT: ^*

ACC: !~

DEF: >%

POW: ^#

“Uh… The fuck…”

I stared at the unintelligible text in front of me. It was all jumbled up nonsense, almost as if several letters and numbers were stacked on top of one another to form a single number. “Is this a different language or something?”

This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

With a sudden shudder of the book in front of me, a small screen opened over it.

< The Life Statbook has detected a new soul.

Due to the unexpected error in reincarnation, the Life Statbook will receive an ‘update’ from the soul’s original world in order to help the process of adaptation. >

One word popped out from all the others. Reincarnation. I really had. Christy would lose her mind if she knew this had happened to me. I tried to ignore the ‘unexpected’ bit; that seemed like a bad omen, almost. My thoughts were soon drowned out, however, by more screens appearing.

“What, so I’ll still be named something lame like Luke?” I mumbled, raising my finger to swipe each message away. However, the first message immediately swiped to my left the instant I raised my hand up. It had done that when I opened the original screen, too…

In order to test my theory, I thought about swiping out all the messages at once, and I wasn’t very surprised when they immediately moved to the left side of my peripheral vision.

“Maybe it’s something to do with the ‘update’ it was talking about?” I thought, reaching up to swipe with my hand this time. As I didn’t think of moving it until I touched the air where it was, it didn’t move until I swiped my finger up, pushing the message out of my view.

Another ding! sounded in my head. That noise was getting annoying. 'I wish it’d turn off.'

“Neat,” I blurted out, before focusing on the initial notification.

Open Life Statscreen?

Y/N >

By thinking yes, the two messages blipped away, revealing the screen from before. As soon as I saw the first line, I finally understood what the Statscreen had meant by ‘past life’ and let out a long groan. “Fuuuuuck. Really?”

[Name: Klum]

[Age: 17]

[Lv: 1]

[Health: 25]

[Mana: 24]

[Stamina: 25]

STR: 4 MAG: 2

AGI: 5 DEX: 1

VIT: 3 INT: 5

ACC: 3

DEF: 3

POW: 3

Skills: Klum’s Reincarnation (Unfound), Critical Eye (Rare)

[Tutorial?]

Y/N

After getting over the embarrassing name, and trying to think about changing it to something else — to which the Statscreen popped up saying — I checked over my stats with a small frown. I knew the general gist of the stats. STR for strength, INT for intelligence, et cetera, but… what was an ‘Unfound’ skill?

Pondering for only a second, I mentally selected ‘Y’ at the bottom of the Statscreen. Immediately, another message popped up, looking very uncharacteristic from the previous ones.

My jaw sat agape at the almost bubbly personality oozing from one message. Before I could even respond, it was gone, replaced by the previous screen. Now. it almost looked annotated, allowing me to scroll through it and giving a detailed description for each stat, as well as the two skills. I skimmed over the first part of the screen, as nothing had changed, and read the descriptions for each stat.

STR[Strength]: Determines level of Atk Dmg (Physical) [Attack Damage], Carry Weight, and overall strength.

(Increase: 1 pt = +2 Dmg)

[8 Atk Dmg]

MAG[Magic]: Determines Mana Pool and Recovery.

(Increase: 1 pt = +7 Mana, +.5 recovery per minute)

[1 Mana/minute]

AGI[Agility]: Determines Ev Lv [Evasion Level], Atk Spe [Attack Speed], Mind Speed, and overall speed.

(Increase: 1 pts = +4 max &$’ )

[20 &$’ ]

DEX[Dexterity]: Determines flexibility, coordination, and adaptability.

(Increase: 3 pts = +0.5% chance to resist curse/debuff or similar afflictions)

[0%]

VIT[Vitality]: Determines Health, Stamina, Mental, Magical and Physical Endurance, and overall health of the body.

(Increase: 1 pt = +5 Health/Stamina, + 0.02% to resist disease)

[0.06%]

INT[Instinct]: Determines SSL (Sixth Sense Level) and Overall Power for Magical and Active/Passive Skills.

(Increase: Determined by Skill)

I hadn’t even finished reading the stats, but I was absolutely astonished by the level of info. It’s just a dropdown menu away now, and the tutorial informed me I could open the descriptions whenever I needed.

INT wasn’t for intelligence, but instinct? and MAG was more what the intelligence stat was for.

The one that caught my eye the most, however, was DEX.

There was only one thing I cared about with that stat.

Coordination.

It was only at one now, which seemed quite accurate for the me of my past life, but…

Well, to put it bluntly, he was dead.

Not only had I gotten another chance at life, I’d gotten another chance to really live. I decided, no matter what, that I needed to raise my DEX.