[Cricket Christmas Special - A Fan Fiction by Patches]

Oydd and Cricket were standing on a bridge. They looked over the edge. It was a long way down. A big monster came. It had big teeth and smelled bad.

Oydd said OH NO! And tried to run but it bit his neck where it kills people and he fell down dead, like a dead octopus.

Cricket said NO! and dug into his inner reserves of power and manifested a new magic ability. He yelled for several seconds then shined blue.

The monster tried to run but he got him. He used swords to cut the monster and it fell down dead.

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But then a bigger monster came and it was shining blue too and was bigger and smelled badder.

Jade had to come help. She saw Cricket struggling because the new monster was too strong and she didn't want him to die, so she glowed RED, and used her swords to cut it up.

Oydd got up. He wasn't quite dead. He thought Jade was an enemy and tried to fight her with magic. She said NO! and the magic stopped.

Cricket knew Jade was pretty and he danced for her and asked her to marry him and she said yes and they kissed with their cricket mouths and laid a bunch of eggs and named the first hatchling Oydd, after Oydd who died on the bridge.

The End