Hair is everything. Her is everything. Not to men. Hair isn’t everything. Her isn’t everything. Granted, it’s a good, even great sci-fi movie but just that; sci-fi.

[Sigh]

Feeling illimitable, Her leaves him. Black Widow leaves for White’s Peak. Leaves Joker heartbroken. Only Harley Quinn can bring back his lipstick smile but which Lady Gaga? The Lady Monster, Joanne or Artpop? Pop art on its head and Yeezus explodes out. The sight of it is pure heroine. I Am A God or Lorde. Him or Her? H.P Lovecraft or Scarlett Johansson? Lovecraft is racist so Scarlett is a no-brainer. Mr West is racist so race east.

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