ALICE: Guess it’s true what they say about Big Joan then.

BOY: It is.

ALICE: Won’t stop me from getting pissed off and Frownland frowning.

BOY: That’ll makes me feel the blues like Dachau.

ALICE: Keep your Dachau. I just want the rhythm with some blues.

BOY: Will Brockhampton’s STAR do?

ALICE: Do then. Doing after.

BOY: STAR is bold. STAR is enamored with no hair Sif. Sifu to Student be like: “You silver even without your gold. You David even without the crown. You Merlin even without the Arthur.”

ALICE: Another!

You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.

BOY: El Mago on the pitch, STAR’s in love with David Silva. David on the silver screen, STAR loves Hollywood, holy wood, Merlyn Wood. Merlin (with the staff) mad, merde, Myrrdin. The original before the popular. Hydlide before Dragon Buster. 1984 like Orwell. Oh well, George just killed the dragon. STAR loves Killing Eve. Not Season 4, that’s where Villanelle got killed. Jodie ends CTRL like its a deluxe. That’s what S4 feels like to STAR, a deluxe they could have done without. Still binge it again and again though for STAR loves Jodie. Love her as much as it loves SZA. Long live SZA! Love live Moby Dick! STAR loves dick only if its Moby sized. STAR loves phallus only if its Greek. Get to doing, Alice.

ALICE: A lice will have a sausage over a dick any day cause Alice can chew it. Just being frank like Sinatra.

BOY: Sin at Ra, you hate Beatles so no Pharaoh’s Dance for you. No Bitches Brew for you. You are Kind of Blue.