-Chapter 1-

I am crow, I like shiny things. I live in big forest with the many-legs and the weird tusk things. Many two legs with shiny things come into forest. They come with sharp shiny bits and kill tusk things. Today I sit in my tree. I love my tree I put shiny things on tree. Look tree! There's a new two legs with a pointy thing on its head with yellow stars on it! I want pointy thing! Pointy thing is shiny too! It would look good on tree.

Two legs just shot fire at a weird tusk thing! Tusk thing is dead!

New two legs can shoot fire from their weirdly fleshy claws! If I get pointy thing on head, will I shoot fire? Will I be able to kill tusk things?!

Anyways the new two legs are going towards the big cave in forest with many-legs. I think two legs will win because many legs will burn up from fleshy claw fire.

New two legs will be called Star because they have stars on pointy head thing.

Star is walking into the cave! Star sees dead two legs that have been killed by many-legs. Star opens its Eat-hole and makes loud noise.

Star runs into the many-leg cave.

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I can't see Star anymore because I'm in my lovely tree.

I love my tree.

Now I think about how I will get food tomorrow; will I steal from two-legs? No. Two-legs food is nasty.

Will I eat the little many legs? Of course, I will. mini many legs are delicious.

Look tree much fire is coming out of many legs cave!

Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know what I will eat tomorrow, cooked many legs!

SLEEPS TIMES

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One day later

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WAKE UP TIME

Today is the day I will explore the many legs cave... no it is no longer the many legs cave it is now called... Burnt cave!

I jump off tree and fly towards the Burnt cave.

When I get there, I see that the insides are all charred. Poor many legs.

I see many burnt and still flaming bodies of many legs.

As I go deeper into the cave, I see the scorched bones of... I think that is Star?

Anyways on the seared skull is the immaculate pointy-head thing!

It would look GREAT on tree! I feel like cackling just imagining it on top of Tree.

How will I carry it? Oh, I know! On my head just like... Star

I reach out with my claw and flip it onto my head. It's pretty big so its wobbly.

[ You have equipped a magical item –wizards' conical hat- +5 intelligence]

[ you have gained access to the system]

[ you have gained an achievement – 0 to 5 - + 1 to every stat]

Whhhhaaaaatttttt!!!?!?!?! Strange transparent boxes start appearing in front of me!

After I the last box I instantly feel... stronger, more flexible, my mind is clearer, and I feel like I could fly through the sky forever!

But the biggest change is that I feel like a TON of knowledge has been stuffed into my brain.

What have I done?