The day began like most days begin, the sun rising from on the horizon, shining its light on a brand-new day. As the late-night drunks crawled of to sleep and the sleeping masses wake, cracking open sticky eyelids, stretching stiff muscles as they open wide their slack jaws and share with the world their fetid breath. Fucking disgusting.

And Danite was taking a shit in someone else's bathroom. Now you my curious readers are probably wondering why Danite was taking a shit in someone else's bathroom at the break of dawn. Is it perhaps because Danite enjoys taking shits in other people’s bathrooms, at the break of dawn. Or is it because Danite likes the smell of his own shit, in someone else's bathroom, at the break of dawn. Or maybe just maybe, it wasn't actually Danite who was taking a shit, in someone else's bathroom, at the break of dawn. Maybe it was actually that little prick Abraham. Now at this point you're probably confused thinking who the fuck is Abraham. Well, he doesn't exist. I made him up. I can do that.

Now let's get back to why Danite was taking a shit, at the break of dawn, in someone else's bathroom. Now my dear readers, I can see that this has become very important to you, thou I don't understand why. But still, I'll humor you, the reason behind it, the answer to this grand mystery, my strange audience. Is that sometimes people need to take shits, and they might be in someone else's home, when such a need arises. Really should have figured it out for yourselves me thinks.

The real question you should have been asking was, who is Danite, and what was he doing at someone else's house at the break of dawn. Not why he was taking a shit there, that's just silly and kind of gross.

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Danite was present at someone else's house at the break of dawn because he had spent the night there. And uh, he's the ass guy.

The first thing Betty felt as soon as she woke up, was waking up. Next came the smell of the inside of her nose, after which she tasted the taste of her tongue and she realized it tasted like mouth, which really doesn't taste good at all, that early in the morning. And after exactly five minutes and three minutes later, she remembered what she had done the previous night, which years later she currently didn't realize she would come to see as the biggest mistake of her life. She had slept with the Danite the Break of Dawn Shitter. And having remembered that, got her remembering the circumstances in which she had slept with Danite The Break of Dawn Shitter, which in turn reminded her of how she had met Danite our Break of Dawn Shitter, and it was that, that finally brought to her attention the pain she was feeling on her broken knee. Since she had been putting the entire weight of her body on said knee, while she was doing all this reminiscing.

And so, she screamed. Startling Danite the Break of Dawn Shitter, who was very much distracted shitting at the break of dawn and was even further more distracted remembering the times spent with Betty's ass, that was truly Magnificent, from the night before. And it was this that drove him to jump off the shitter, before he even though to pull up his pants, causing him to trip and land face first on the sink, which caused the broken neck that killed him.

Dying before he even had the chance to wipe his own ass.

Cause and effect, you just learned something.