AN: I decided to have a little fun with the new table system the Admins of RRL so graciously provided. I intended to add tables at some point, so this is a somewhat obvious (and expected) Cliche teaser of what is to come. (some values may change xD) Over all, I apologize to those thinking this anything significant like a side story or full chapter.

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You can now view your status by speaking the command "Window Status".

Name: VelothStatusTitle: The Whimsical ExperimentalistVitality: 10001 (HP: 150000)Intelligence: 19999999999911 (MP: ???)Charisma/Leadership/Admiration/Fear: 80%Endurance:15030Wisdom: 27530Active Curse: ClicheStrength: 8005Focus: 10000Active Blessing: ClicheDexterity:5003Faith: 0Active Soul: ZahramiikAccuracy: 20690Morality: -69Current Estimated Power Level: (ERROR) Definitely Over 9000

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That day, stars fell from the sky and roars of uncontrolled rage resounded through the minds of any being that existed within that galaxy. A great calamity was brought unto world after world, and none knew why.