Starting the morning by getting hit by a truck isn't the best espically when, you know you get hit by a truck. It's like that saying that's how the garlic crumbles but so far death is pretty boring it's just a white room I imagen hell would have a lot more fire.
" This is the start of the story for the greatest hero the world will ever know".
" Who is that? Who's talking".
" After being summon the great hero was suspicious of his surroundings". " So your just going to narrate and ignore me that's cool" after looking around he confirmed this had to be hell only the devil could be this big an asshole.
" So when the torture for all eternity thing suppose to start" he was sitting down at this point mainly because he was tired of standing" what?". " This is hell right? Where's the torture and hitler" and now he was laying down all this torture was starting to wear him down" you were summoned why do you think this is hell?". Something about this guy made me think this wasn't hell but I couldn't put my finger on it" wait this isn't hell well then you clearly haven't seen my browser history".
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" Not gonna lie considering I choose you to be my champion this is troubling" this was getting interesting I was chosen to be a champion wow this guy clearly didn't do a background check. " ya well no take backs you chose me and now you get me" clearly he had outsmarted this entity with the universal law of no take backs.
" whatever listen you will be summoned to a different world one where you will hunt down the gods who have interfered with the world and restore balance, a god-slayer if you will". Yep that's me killer of gods it's a favorite past time of mine taught from generation to generation and just how the fuck am I supposed to do that" I can barley kill a fly let alone a god just how am I supposed to do that?".
" You will be granted abilities that will make you stronger then you can imagine but you will need to train and break your limits to achieve power beyond your understanding now go but a word of advise change your name "
" wait why shoul-" every thing went white and he couldn't feel anything anymore.