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Clasp of the Titans by Phatataz
vol 1 chapter 3 Des Reyes and the Kung Pow Cow

vol 1 chapter 3 Des Reyes and the Kung Pow Cow

after exiting the capsule Des felt too exhausted and just dove right into his bed and fell asleep. he did not care how long or short his first day at royal road was, he was too tired.

Des woke up refreshed after 2 hours of sleep. It was already dusk so he went to the kitchen to have an early dinner. no one was around so he just took out food from the fridge and ate it in the kitchen. After eating he brushed his teeth and did the necessities. With his necessities done he climbed inside the capsule and started to log in.

Connect to royal road?yesno

"Yes" Des replied quickly.

He was on the same forest that he logged out. Upon logging in first thing Des did was to check the system messages the ones that he skimmed last time he was logged in.

Title Acquired "The Fool"Given by a God who refused to be named. This is an evolving title. this title grants its holder with skills providing the holder of the title achieved the requirements. With this title you will be devoid of common since and will forever tread the bizarre side of royal road. Check your character window you fool!!!

"Did the flavor text did called me a fool?" Des shockingly asked out loud... This is not a blessing!!!! This is an insult!!!!

(Flavor text is the name given to text for description, explanation or background information)

"DELETE TITLE" Des angrily shouted.

Command Denied. Access is restricted. Title cannot be deleted. The title giver does not want you to delete this title. LOL nice try.

"Fine then remarked Des". Title Hide or un-equip title.

Command Denied. Access is restricted. Title cannot be hidden or unequipped. The title giver does not want you to delete this title. I have seen that one coming a mile away. try again rookie.

Des' jaw dropped the second time in royal road. the flavor text insulted him again and is mocking him. He did know which frustrated him more the damned title or the flavor text. it so too hard of an inner struggle for Des whether to fight with the flavor text or to ignore its remarks. then again how does one fight with the flavor text? It makes as much sense as fighting the narrator of a story.

Dejected Des could only sigh.

"Fine." Open character window Des commanded.

Status WindowNamean idiotPrimary ClassN/AHealth100Mana100Level1Health Regen/Sec1Mana Regen/Sec1Strength10Agility10Wisdom10Intelligence10Dexterity10Vitality10titleThe Fool

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Skill windowtomfoolery: the more ridiculous your actions are the greater the critical chance effects of your other skills (passive skill)foolish presence: monsters are more likely to attack you because you seem to annoy everyone regardless of what you are doing. Non-aggresive monster will even attack you sometimes without provocation. You willbe disliked by NPC though non hostile with you if your relationship with them is below friendly. LOL good luck champ (passive skill)

What in the world!!!!??????? Shouted Des at the top of his lungs. !@#$%^&*()...

Enraged Des punched the tree nearest to him.

You hit the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

It was painful but bearable thus he continued punching the tree.

You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

His punches was mediocre since he was not trained nor has a hot of experience with fighting. Not contented with just punching the tree he used his feet to kick as well.

You kicked the tree you lost 5 health (-6 health)

His kicks were really terrible, one could see that Des was being damage more than he could damage the tree. Then again because he is really stubborn as a mule he kept on kicking and punching.

You kicked the tree you lost 5 health (-6 health)

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You punched the tree you lost 5 health (-5 health)

Until....

trngggggggggg..............

by a special action you have learned Improper Un-armed combat mastery

Improper Un-armed combat masteryWith no proper techniques, no training and mediocre continuous action you can fight with deficient and almost useless techniques. LOL my grandmother could fight better than you.

The flavor text was really getting on his nerves. Blinded by rage he bit the tree.

by a special action you have learned Foul blow. Who in the right mind would bite a tree he is figthing. Better get your head checked. Wierdo.

Foul blowThe most vicious evil and dis-respectable villains could only learn and use this technique. Different attacks at different target body part will have different effects. Bite causes bleeding and +1 infamy. Eye poke causes 5 sec blindness and +1 infamy. Kick in the nether regions stuns the target, immobilizes ally or enemy men within 4 meters radius for 1 second and +50 infamy no effect to females. more moves can be added.

the tree slapped you lost 1 health (-1 health)

Des was thrown back not by the force of the blow but by surprise. The tree fought back!!! With Des still shocked the tree got up and ran away from him. Every tree near Des ran away from him.... Royal road was getting weirder by the moment.

Recovering from the shock and still enraged he looked around for something for him to hit. Suddenly he found a cow. It was a seemingly innocent cow, a white cow with black patches and was normal size for a cow. one might wonder why a cow was inside a forest or if it is really a cow but Des was was not thinking straight. it the same cow who fell past him during the strong winds that Freya conjured. The cow was grazing on the grass a few yard from Des and is perfectly fine for a cow that flew. He can see it now since the trees, well ran for their lives. Des smiled and thought to himself PERFECT!!!

author's note (oh no not the cow.Poor cow. Please spare the cow.)

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Des roared as he charged at the cow.

The cow suddenly noticed the scream and thus turned its gaze towards the the source of the sound.

you felt a high fighting spirit

you are afflicted with fear

you are foaming in the mouth

you are Coward Cowering Concerning a Cow

The cow suddenly moved its gaze with an smug and superior expression. Des could read in the cow's behavior. its seems that the cow is saying "you are lucky today punk!!! This grass is delicious otherwise I would have destroyed you where you stand. If ever I see your face again I will kill you in the most painful possible way. remember that punk every time you attack an innocent animal! think of me you Maggot.

Yes Des did seem to understand the cow.

When Des was as able to to move his body he ran. He ran as fast as he could. he ran as fast as his legs could carry him. He did not wanna die at the hands of a cow. a half cow Minotaur is fine but never a full cow. He ran until he could run no more.

Out of breath and stamina he was forced to stop. He did not want to but he was forced to. He took another step but his legs gave away and he tumbled on the dirt. Gasping for air, wheezing heavily and teary eyed. Des swore that day that he will get stronger and he will have his revenge against that cow.. He will have his day...

After a few minutes he has recovered fully but still did not find it in him to stand up, not yet anyway.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He suddenly heard a blood curling scream!! the scram made him stand up quickly fearing for his life.

Inside his head there was a fight between curiosity and instinct. Curiosity wants to discover the origin of the scream while his instinct of self preservation well wants to preserve himself and to run away opposite the direction of the scream. Sad to say Curiosity won. With enough willpower he picked himself up and walked with caution towards the source of the scream.

What he was horrible. He saw a lot of gray flashes meaning there are monsters being killed her. Maybe an adventurer like him. Des was really hopeful.

He saw something burning. Perhaps a fire mage? He hid behind a tree with considerable distance away from what he saw. This got his hopes up, maybe now he can ask for help. What he was next dashed his hopes to pieces. It was not a fire mage. it was a goblin on fire, no two goblins on fire. One of the goblins on fire finally dropped on the ground dead as Des saw gray flashes and polygons. Strangely the other Goblin seemed unhurt, it was not a goblin on fire but a goblen of fire.

suddenly.....

you were hit with a dart you are losing consciousness

Des could do nothing as his body fell to the ground.

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Next chapter Des Reyes and the Goblen of fire. yes wrong spelling but you will understand next chapter. i am sure there are a lot of grammatical errors and I will fix them when i have the chance or if i am not feeling lazy...