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Clasp of the Titans by Phatataz
Vol. 1 chapter 2 Oh no he didn't!!!

Vol. 1 chapter 2 Oh no he didn't!!!

ouch!!! Des shouted as he cried in pain.

you lost 5 health (-5 health)

he felt he awaking effect of water then the painful presence of the earth as he fall to the ground face first. At a quick glance he was surrounded by trees. he must be inside a forest.

!@#$%^&* cursed Des when he lifted his head out of the water.

at first he was shocked my the recent development now he is angry because dumping him face first on a puddle of water was a bit too much for him to take. he thought that he did not deserve this treatment. his mistake was not enough for him to be treated this way. Known only to few people he had an anger management issue, especially if he felt that he was wronged!!! even if granting he was the one who has wronged first as long as he believed that the retaliation was too much he will fight back. At that moment Des decided that he would fight back, not directly but somehow he will find a way. Petty or grievous he will find a way!!!

-For your transgressions I will curse your existence!!! Declared the voice booming and angry yet beautiful. Every time you will look at the mirror you will remember me! You will remember your transgression! You will be damned!!!

It was the same voice as the one who was called by the avatar creation AI voice. The voice of Freya as she introduced herself.

Des did not respond, he just stand up, wiped his face with his hands and prepared for the worst. He believed that as of now he cannot yet fight back, he also believed that further comments from him would not be very beneficial to him.

trngggggggggg...

Because of your arrogance the goddess Freya has cursed you...

Race will be changed to Gorgoninfamous for their horrible appearance. Everything you set their eyes on will be turned to stone. You will now be detested, the monsters and creatures alike will be disgusted with you. You will be feared and hated.Everyone and everything will hunt you down! Everyone and everything will be your enemy!!

"Wonderful. Des exclaimed. Free petrification spell. Very wonderful."

Des was not really happy but he did not show it. He knew that this would be a chance to fight back with the Freya. He knew better so he would tread carefully but rubbing it in her face is too irresistible.

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind...

Race will be changed to Minotaurinfamous for their horrible appearance. Though physically strong they are stinky, dumb as a rock, terrible itchy and horribly disfigured. You will be butchered like the dumb cow that you are.Everyone will hate you.

Very fascinating!!! Exclaimed Des again. Enhanced physical features. And with an awesome pair of horns!!! Yahooo!!!! Furthermore I can and will i can trample my enemies under my hooves!!!

Again, Des still was not happy but rubbing it in her face seemed to have worked. He started to really enjoy it.

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind again ...

Race will be changed to a lowly newly risen zombieinfamous for their horrible appearance. They are rotting, pieces of their body are falling everywhere, smelly, clumsy, slow and very dumb.Everyone will hate you, they will be disgusted with your smell and will kill you on sight.

Awesome!!! Exclaimed Des again. Unlimited stamina and high resistance to black magic.

Des could barely contain his laugh. He had control of the situation and is giving Freya a mental pounding. He was disgustingly enjoying avenging himself.

Storm clouds are now slowly appearing on the sky. Lighting and thunder seems to get closer. Winds are starting to pick up!! Des was unfazed with the storm, This was virtual reality he had no worries to die at level 1. He had nothing to lose!!!

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind again ...

Race will be changed to koboldinfamous for their horrible appearance. They are really weak, dumb, mangy, flea ridden, disgusting and is relatively hated by other sentient beings. You will die a dog's death.

Lightning are now closer, winds now could lift up small fallen leaves.

Oh joy!!! Exclaimed Des again. Enhanced sense of smell with a wonderful fur coat for the cold. Others will envy me.

This has gotten too out of hand but Freya nor Des had it in them to concede.

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind again ...

Race will be changed to ...infamous for their horrible appearance. They ...

Lightning strikes are now a few blocks away from Des!! The winds are strong enough to lift small fallen branches. Th storm clouds are now in a swirl high in the sky but directly above Des' head.

This (childish) battle of wits went on and on and almost all disgusting and/or ugly creature was brought out by Freya, each one praised by Des for their advantages. Though Des was most of the times had misses with his praises for the creatures it was not noticed by Freya. She was blinded by childish anger to think correctly.

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind again ...

Race will be changed to a common slimeinfamously almost worthless of a creature. Has no brain therefore not very bright. All it does is move and eat and move.

Wow a common slime!! Des Wheezingly shouted. Wheeze high wheeze resistance wheeze to wheeze physical wheeze attacks wheeze and wheeze can move wheeze freely wheeze .

Des' throat was dry and he was running our of breath, he had to hold on to a tree to anchor himself. He had no idea how long this argument was going on but he still will not end it.

zzinggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!

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lightning struck a tree few feet from Des. The try caught on fire!!!

you were indirectly hit by lightning!!!

you lost 66 health (-66 health)

you're stunned for 3 seconds

you were hit by a falling branch from a tree

you lost 10 health (-10 health)

When lightning struck Des was thrown off the ground! He lied their feeling almost unbearable pain. He felt like being tased with a electric cattle prod then bludgeoned with the same prod! His body under went spasms. After the pain passed. He picked up himself again and hugged the try. He was now really terrified and regretted angering Freya. But he was stubborn as a rock, better yet more stubborn than a rock. He knew he was gonna die now but he convinced himself that if the was gonna suffer his first royal road death he might as well go out with a bang!!! He thought that dying at the hands of a white fluffy bunny was too much for him!!! Dying after incurring a Goddesses' wrath was a better way to go. This only meant one thing; he was gonna continue with the argument.

The winds was now too strong, even an innocent cow was flying past Des!!

Moo!!!!!

"What is a cow doing here"???? Des asked himsefl internally because he was worried he might bite his tongue.

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind again ...

Race will be changed to a Hideyoshiyou will become a trap. You will be romantically pursued by other men. They will confess their love to you and will take great lengths to take you in bed.

This is getting ridiculous. Des screamed internally. A Hodeyoshi? What in the world?

Better replied Des!!! Now I can enter restrooms for women without commotions and free of repercussions. Plus free food from suitors!!

What looked like a huge lightning in the sky was charging up!!! It was pointed at Hideyoshi!! ahh no, sorry. It was pointed right at Des!!!

The Goddess Freya has changed her mind again ...

Race will be changed to a goblininfamously ugly and hated. they are vile scum that....

Des did not even read the entire systm message and immediately responded!!!

"Better...."

ZINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before Des could finish his response. The enormous lightning that was a charging a moment ago is rapidly headed towards Des.

This is it shouted Des!!! You want a piece of me?!! Take it!!! Take it all!!!!

You!! You!!!

Is Des serious? he is gonna directly verbally insult a Goddess?

You!!! You!!!

Des was hesitating. But his anger and his sense of reason was having a civil war inside his head. YES DO IT!! No dont!!! YES DO IT!! No dont!!! YES DO IT!! No dont!!! YES DO IT!!! YES DO IT!!!

Freya You are a b.....

Before Des could could finish his cursing a loud thundering voice echoed on the forest.

Thundering but beautiful voice!! The voice dissipated the enormous lightning, cleared the sky and calmed the winds.

-A what? asked the new thundering voice in a superior and judging tone.

"A b.....eautiful Goddess. Des could not dare to offend another Goddess he quickly though as he finished his sentence.

-I see. Replied the new thundering voice. Both of you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!! A goddess fighting a child's argument with a freedman? And a freedman with no reverence for a Goddess. DIDN'T YOU MOTHERS TEACH YOU ABOUT PROPER ATTITUDES? FOR SHAME FOR SHAME!!!!

The thundering voice calmed down a little and begun to sound like a motherly voice.

-Freya you are a Goddess act like one and forgive this freedman said the motherly voice.

The Goddess Freya has heeded the Counsel of The Holy Seer, the Mother Goddess of Earth and has decided to forgive you.

Race Changed to Human

Human? Protested Des.

Forgiven? hmp... She is still angry about me!!! all these thought raced inside Des' head.

Yes human!!! Declared The holy seer in a stern and strictly voice. The same kind of voice that mothers uses that means you have no other choice but to accept it!!!

Yes, human. thank you. Des said in a low and resentful voice almost inaudible.

What? Asked the Holy Seer.

Yes, I thank you Goddess Freya for turning me human.

Arguing against a mother will get you nowhere better.

Good replied the Holy Seer. Now on your way Human, I need to talk with Freya.

Achievement unlockedargue with a Goddess and lived to tell the tale. No rewards for this achievement and will not be known to the citizens on this world and the freedmen,

Tittle acquireda random God who refused to me named/known has given you his blessing.

The Goddess Freya regrets to inform you that your name and appearance is determined. You can still find ways to change your appearance but not year name.

Great first day! Des sarcastically remarked to himself.

* annoy an npc check

* pissed off a Goddess check

* be cursed by the same Goddess check

* have an argument with the same Goddess Check

* be saved but be lectured by another Goddess check

Des was too tired and exhausted to check closely what does messages meant. The argument really took its toll on him, thus he logged out immediately.