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The Book Launch Party (Part 4...end)

The Book Launch Party (Part 4...end)

🥶A chill night breeze blew the leaves 🍃 on the floor inches away. Everyone was in total silence and non dare to make any move. Only the worms 🐛 on top of the eyeball pies were still dancing frantically.

😅"Che… Cheer up! Dudes! Let's continue the party with some really cool music!" Gabe smashed the DJ set 🎛 🎧 to start playing some loud music…

Slash… slash… 💥💥

Suddenly flying shurikens flew towards him. Gabe tried to avoid them, but his large build was too hard to miss. He got himself tripped by the cables and fell back on the giant speaker diaphragm, which then damaged by the multiple shurikens that fired towards him.

😠🗯Aron: That's…

😨Mateo: They are here!

😰Penn: But where?

😳Clara: What?

🤬Jayda: Damn! Who started it?

😦Harald: We don't use ninja stuff!

😲Nero: We only use guns!

🤕Gabe pulled out the shurikens that hit him.

😫"Who the heck invited my family?" Gabe asked in anger. And everybody pointed their fingers on Jayda.

😳Clara: Huh? You mean your family is here to support you?!

😡Gabe: Hell yeah! For all expenses paid, they are going to kill me for sure!

Another blow of flying shurikens struck on stage and this time, 💥 some of the fan girls got hit. The whole scene went into total chaos as they started to scream 😫 in fear and cried for help. They went out of control.

“AAAAAAhhhhhh!!! Ahhhh!!!” 😱

😖Penn: They are within the crowd!

😰Aron: Assassins! We can't identify them!

😠Nero: Assassins?!

😦Mateo: They disguised themselves as fans!

😵‍💫Penn: Shit! Over two to three hundred girls, how am I supposed to know who’s fake?

😏Gabe: Easy!

Gabe immediately pulled himself up and ran towards Penn…

😬“Your fans are going to love this! If they were real!”

The big man grabbed Penn and pushed him towards Mateo…

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😚Smooch…

😍🤩🤪Ahhh!!! The fearful screaming girls turned back to the usual high pitch fanatic banshees, raising their smartphones, flashes after flashed, taking photos of Penn being forced to kiss the other handsome man.

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While Harald and his men were all terrified:😱 NOoooo! He marked Mate!

😏Gabe: Hah! So here’s miss chameleon! 👉🦎

Noticing the difference in the reaction, Gabe pointed at a fan girl who followed the gesture of Harald’s men instead of the other girls😠. Realizing her identity had been revealed, she smirked 😼 and pulled out a long neon tube, slashed it like a sword…

Assassin Girl: 😼Hmmph! Smart move, Comrade Gabriel! How do you know that?

😒Gabe: Do I have to explain it?

🥸Clara: [No, we all understand the logic behind! We have a bunch of fujoshis and a bunch of mafioso here. Definitely they will have different reactions towards a kiss. The assassin normally disguised themselves by following the crowd. By introducing an uncommon situation, the assassin fails to predict the reaction of the group she follows, thus, there could be chances that she misses the right reaction…] 🤯

🧐Jayda: [Good analysis Clara…]

😠Gabe: Capture her!

😈Assassin Girl: Hah… See you in hell!

When Gabe and the other men tried to reach that assassin girl, she hit the large neon tube to the ground. Phoof! ☁☁White smoke burst out from that broken tube. And the sound of her laughter gradually disappeared with her body. 😶‍🌫️

😳Penn: Something’s not right!

😡Gabe: Shit she ran away!

😱Mateo: The worms on the pies! 🐛 They are not moving!

Aron flipped his table, the books 📚 all fallen to the ground and uncovered the large carton box 📦 hidden under it. Nero, although clueless of the situation, was surprised.

😠Aron shouted: Quick! It’s nerve gas!

😱Jayda: [Clara, now what?!]

😱Clara: [I don’t know!!!]

Clara frantically typing on her smartphone trying to Boogle search for information.📱

Gabe dashed towards Aron, grabbed the carton box 📦 and threw it towards Mateo, who already took over Harald’s machine gun and unloaded the bullets. Pulling out the vials 🧪 inside the box, he loaded it to the gun.

😡Nero: What are you doing?!

After stabbing themselves with one of the vials, Aron, Gabe and Penn join Mateo with the guns of vials. 🧪 And they started to shoot randomly at the crowds, including Harald’s men and the fan girls.

😱Nero: Holy shit! It’s a mass shooting in school!

💥Tub… Clara got shot and she instantly fell down as she lost her balance. While Jayda ran towards Aron, and Nero noticed her, he tried to protect her from the flying vials with his own body…

💥Tub 💥Tub 💥Tub 💥Tub 💥Tub…

While trying to shield Jayda, Nero caught multiple vials on his back, and his eyes started to dilate, staring at the lady, who gradually lost her breath, with a blush on her cheek. 😚

🥰What a beautiful woman…

I won’t let anyone harm you…

With his arm surrounding Jayda’s waist, she was no longer able to stand still, and he started to see butterflies 🦋 surrounding her. With petals of flowers 🌷 that sing romantic hymns 🕊…

💥Tub…

Aron stabbed a vial on Jayda’s shoulder…

😡Nero: You!!!...

😵‍💫And then, both Nero and Jayda fell to the ground and went unconscious…

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Dear Phoebe and Amelia,

I’m so so so glad that you girls were unable to make it on that Book Launch party. It was… well… as what you’ve told me. The first world problem. There was a mass shooting and everyone ended up in substance abuse…

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Chapter ended… Stay tuned…