In the huge sick room, which was originally as chaotic as the market, it was quiet and full of strange feelings.
Xiao Feng, with a cigarette in his mouth, looks at the three brothers in front of him. For some reason, he feels a little hairy. There's something wrong with the eyes of these three. Have you found anything?
"Cough, I said, three adults, the weather outside today is good, ha ha, isn't it?" Xiao Feng looks left to talk about him, intending to divert the attention of the three.
"Yes."—— Lin Mo replied.
"Hehe, the girls outside today must be wearing revealing clothes, which are very eye-catching."—— Zhang Yu answered.
"The weather is good and I'm in a good mood."—— Huotian answered.
Xiao Feng was speechless and patted the chair: "come on, brothers, don't look at me like this. Ask me. I'll tell you what I ask."
"Suspect Xiao Feng, where did you go after you left the hospital last night? Can someone testify for you?" Zhang Yu slapped the table hard.
Xiao Feng secretly said, "these three guys really know something! "Me? I went home to sleep last night and slept very soundly. Oh, I was still holding a girl in my arms when I slept. That girl can testify for me."
"Xiao Feng, do you know Dang's policy? Be lenient if you confess and be strict if you resist. Tell me who this woman is? What did you do with her in your arms at night?" Huotian smiled and put on a face.
Xiao Feng nodded hurriedly: "you know, you should be lenient when you confess, and move bricks in Xinjiang; you should be strict when you resist, and go home for the Chinese New Year! Everyone knows this! I went home last night and found that woman in the roadside shop. She is very valuable. She can do all kinds of work, and only one hundred a night. As for the last question, guess what did I do with her last night?"
"Shoot." Lin Mo said solemnly.
Xiao Feng shook his head more seriously: "no, I counted the sheep in bed with her last night."
"..." the three people were silent one after another, and then laughed.
Zhang Yu pointed to Xiao Feng and said with a wild laugh: "grass, you said that you were counting the sheep with your little girl in your arms. I believe it! Counting the sheep? Who believes it!"
"Common people, mediocre people, rough people." Xiao Feng shook his head and said to Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yupi said: "I'm vulgar, I'm happy, I'm mediocre, I'm happy, I'm rough, I'm happy. Can you control it? No, brothers, we'll have a three court trial on Xiao Feng. How did it become my special session?" At the end, Zhang Yu was already depressed.
"All right, don't make any trouble. Brother Feng, I only want to ask if you did the five lakes gang." Huotian looks at Xiao Feng seriously.
Zhang Yu and Lin Mo both stare at Xiao Feng and wait for his answer when Huo Tian asks him about the idea.
Xiao Feng thought for a while and finally nodded: "I did it."
Lin Mo looks a little strange and sighs: "I haven't had any trouble at all. Aren't the people of the five lakes Gang dead in vain?"
Zhang Yupi said: "dead for nothing? Just a few days earlier. Kill the wild wolf sect, and the next one will be the five lakes sect. It doesn't matter whether you die sooner or later."
Huotian didn't speak, just looked at Xiao Feng.
Xiao Feng didn't want to worry about this topic. He changed the topic and said, "wood, you were the happiest last night."
"Yes, wood, take your girlfriend out for a walk some day. I'll see what it looks like." Zhang Yu is in good spirits.
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Wood was embarrassed and shook his head. "She's a good girl."
In the past, when the brothers were mixed together, the boy Mu was so thin skinned that he didn't talk to girls. Even with a girl, she can't fart for half a day.
I remember that in high school, a girl found Xiao Feng and asked him to help pass the love letter to Lin mo. Xiao Feng was very happy for Lin Mo at that time. Isn't this the legendary backward push? Besides, the girl's conditions are good in all aspects, so Xiao Feng began to instigate the two.
One day, I was really stirred up by Xiao Feng. As a result, brother Mu really carried forward his style. In the evening, the girl paid for a meal. After dinner, I took the bus to send the girl home, and the girl put in a coin.
It's nothing. The most shameful thing is that the girl came to Xiao Feng the next day and asked him directly. Is there anything wrong with you? Downstairs, I asked him to kiss me. Why did he run away? During the date, wood said no more than 20 words. Each sentence, never more than ten words.
Xiao Feng was worried about his brothers at that time. How can he go on like this. Since then, Zhang Yu and I have always taken wood with us to pick up girls and date. In the end, there was no girl around them. According to Niu, when they are not used to kissing, there is a wood standing beside them.
Xiao Feng thought of the past and smiled knowingly. I was just about to say something, but Zhang Yu was not happy.
"Hey, when I say wood, what do you mean by that? The girl in your family is a good girl. Is it hard to say that some of your friends are bad products?" Zhang Yu slapped the bed and shouted.
Lin Mo quickly shakes his head: "No."
"Isn't it? That's three no products? I wipe it. My brothers didn't sleep for you all night last night, but you forgot your friends. Come on, let's not let us meet your 'good family girl'." Zhang Yu kept pressing.
At this time, Lin Mo dared not say "no" and nodded: "OK."
"That's right. Ha ha, don't worry. My friend will help you identify it. Is this a good girl?" Zhang Yu proudly shook his silver hair and smiled.
Xiao Feng patted Zhang Yu. Zhang Yu grinned in pain. "Oh, brother Feng, don't shoot. This is a knife wound."
"Brothers, have you thought it over? How do you play with the Wolf Gang the day after tomorrow?" Xiao Fengxie smiled and said.
Huotian grinned: "brother Feng, look at me and xiaoyuzi. What are they?"
"What are we?" Zhang Yu couldn't help asking.
"Wipe, the sky is broken and the earth is broken. Let's go and play with the wild wolf Gang because we are half disabled. Several senior brothers have died, too. Alas." Huotian felt a headache when he thought of the current situation of Tianmen.
After hearing this, Zhang Yu sneered: "is the Wolf Gang really awesome? How is it better than the five lakes Gang? We have super invincible shuaifengfeng. I'm afraid he's just a Wolf Gang?"
Xiao Feng wiped a cold sweat: "well, super invincible handsome wind? When did I get such an honorary title?"
"Well, brothers, if you want to expand Tianmen step by step, you can only rely on the Tianmen brothers to fight. The five lakes sect is unlucky for him, and I will destroy it. I won't interfere with the wolf sect. If you can't even manage a wolf sect with Tianmen, you can dissolve Tianmen." Xiao Feng was serious when he said these words.
Huotian nodded heavily: "yes, if you want to strengthen Tianmen, you can only train Tianmen brothers."
Zhang Yu grinned: "Hey, I just praised you. When you didn't come, we agreed to take over the territory of the five lakes sect today."
"Oh?" Xiao Feng's eyes lit up: "ha ha, I'm afraid you're too dependent on external forces. Even if Tianmen is powerful, it's still a flashy proposal. This is a good proposal. We should take down the territory of the five lakes sect."
"Yes." Lin Mo nodded: "take it."
"Well, for the brothers' tomorrow, for the Tianmen's tomorrow, come on!" Xiao Feng stretched out his right hand for the second time.
The four hands are stacked together. The faces of the four brothers are full of confident smiles.
Half an hour later, Xiao Feng left the hospital. Sitting in the car, Xiao Feng hesitated and broadcast the number. After a long time, the phone answered: "Hello, sister promise..."
There was no sound on the promise side.
Xiao Feng feels guilty. Is he angry? No, I was the victim last night, okay? I was almost pushed off by you. Fortunately, my friend pulled back from the precipice and tightened his belt at the critical moment.
"Sister promise, are you listening?" Xiao Feng smiled and said.
“……”
Xiao Feng frowned. Is it over? "Sister promise, I have something to do here. I'll hang up first." Finish, hang up the phone.
Women can't get used to it. They get used to it more and more. Xiao Feng's stubborn temper comes up. Who does he love but doesn't speak? I don't like you either!
Xiao Feng turns on the calendar function and looks at the lunar calendar: "go buy Belle a birthday present and go back to see her and the old guy tomorrow."
Thinking of doing it, Xiao Feng immediately forgot the unhappiness he had promised him and started the car to buy birthday presents.
"Girls like magic horses now?" Xiao Feng is somewhat entangled. Doll? Big bear? By the way, isn't that doll called what is hot on the Internet recently? Oh, it seems to be called "Grass Mud Horse", but can this thing be given to a girl as a birthday gift?!
Xiao Feng thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone and called Lin Lin. Just a few rings, the phone answered: "Hello, Lin Lin, brother Feng wants to ask you something."
"Oh, brother Feng, you said."
"What's suitable for girls on their birthday?"
“……”
"Hello? Lin Lin, are you listening?"
"Oh, I'm listening. What girl? Is that your girlfriend?" Lin Lin's voice is a little low.
Xiao Feng grinned. Just as he was about to say that I had no girlfriend, he immediately woke up and said: "no, my girlfriend is not a birthday. Hehe, it's for my sister."
"Oh, sister? How old are you?" The voice rose eight notes. "For example, dolls, electronic products, ornaments, all of these are OK."
Xiao Feng's eyes lit up and nodded: "Hey, I know what to send. OK, Lin Lin, let's do it first. Thank you." After that, I'll hang up.
"Hey, brother Feng, when will you come back? I haven't come back all night." Lin Lin said hurriedly.
Xiao Feng scratched his head: "well, I'll go back for lunch. Um, bye." Hang up and mumble. This little girl is a little strange today.
In the villa, Lin Lin smiles and puts away her mobile phone. It seems that she is very happy that she can help Xiao Feng.
"Hey, Lin Lin, come down quickly. Look what I found!" The fire dance is full of surprises and sounds from the downstairs hall.
Hearing the words of fire dance, Lin Lin smiled and walked downstairs. "What have you found?"
"Look." The fire dance raised something in her hand and was surprised: "what is this?"
When Lin Lin saw clearly the things in Huowu's hands, she could not help being shocked. "Pistol?!"
"Yes, where do you think I found it?" Before Lin Lin asked, Huowu pointed to the sofa like a treasure offering: "I found two guns under the sofa."
"Real gun?"
"Of course, I've played with it before. It must be a real gun. Ha ha, how about we keep it for ourselves?" Fire Dance said to Lin Lin as if she did not eat alone.
Lin Lin hurriedly shook her head. "I dare not take it. Is this brother Feng's? You put it back."
"Hum, I found it was mine. Lin Lin, don't be a traitor. If you betray me, I will ignore you." Huowu pointed a gun at Lin Lin and threatened.
Lin Lin shuddered: "OK, I won't tell you. You should put the gun away and don't point it at me."
"Hey, I knew you were the best." Huowu happily put the gun away.