There is a rule on the road. When you come out from the inside, you have to do three things. 1、 Drink to get rid of bad luck; 2、 Take a bath to get rid of mildew; 3、 Find a girl to get angry.
Xiao Feng is not a real person on the road, and he is not so particular. However, it is necessary to take a comfortable cold bath.
"At the beginning of the night, the lights are not in the middle of the night, and many people come and go in a hurry..." in the large bathroom on the first floor, Xiao Feng hummed a song and put on a bathrobe.
After cleaning, he threw the clothes into the washing machine and pressed the button. Just about to leave, his eyes swept over the hanger, but he could not move any more.
"Damn, women's underwear!" Xiao Feng's eyes are round and his mood is excited.
Men are not immune to these things. It's easy to think wildly when you see this thing. Looking at the underwear on the hanger and looking at other places, I finally determined that Lin Lin must have taken a bath in this bathroom in the afternoon.
"There's no water on the second floor. Hey, I've earned it! It's really the best living together. I like it!" Xiao Feng stared at Lin Lin's pink underwear, feeling excited and hot.
After struggling in his heart, Xiao Feng finally couldn't help but look back and see that there was no one at the door. He grabbed at his underwear. "The dream of high school has finally come true." Xiao Feng murmured and put it under his nose.
A faint scent of virginity emanates from his clothes, which makes Xiao Feng feel relaxed and happy. After sniffing, Xiao Feng opened the cover and measured: "um, cup C, hehe, if you put it in your hand and knead it, it will feel very good." Xiao Feng fell into the infinite YY.
I don't know how long it took. Xiao Feng, who woke up from YY, looked at the pink underwear again. On the front of his underwear, there is a cartoon. Xiao Feng vaguely remembers that it seems to be called "Ali.".
Xiao Feng's eyes glanced at Ali and his lips curled. Ali is nothing. It's a serious thing to get her head on.
"Well?" Suddenly, Xiao Feng's eyes touched a drop of red blood on his underwear, and he could not open his eyes. "NIMA, brother, I've been in love for more than ten years and haven't done anything like this. Today, I finally got my wish." Xiao Feng murmured, his face full of excitement.
What Xiao Feng didn't notice was that at the door of the bathroom, Lin Lin stared at Xiao Feng with a flushed face, and her body trembled slightly. Here, is brother Feng holding his underwear? Lin Lin can't wait to find a crack to get in.
Suddenly, as if feeling something, Xiao Feng suddenly turned his head and looked at the door. At this glance, the old face, which had been tempered by thousands of hammers, was also painted red and full of embarrassment. "Er, Lin Lin ~"
"Ah ~ ~" Lin Lin, who was in the middle of a wild dream, was startled by Xiao Feng's voice, and then weakly said: "you, what are you doing with my underwear?"
At this time, Xiao Feng only felt that the underwear in his hand was a heavy bomb! After that, her image was ruined. In Lin Lin's mind, she must have become a dirty and abnormal funny uncle!
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Heaven's mirror, I, this is my first time! Curiosity hurts! Oh, my God, hurry up and kill me with thunder! Xiao Feng wants to cry without tears.
"Oh, I took your underwear because, um, there was a bug on your underwear. Um, I helped you take it down. Hehe." Xiao Feng smiled awkwardly and gave such a lame reason.
Lin Lin can't believe it. This is obviously an excuse! "What about the worm?" Lin Lin is suddenly funny. Xiao Feng can even find such a lame excuse.
"Bugs? Well, where are bugs?" Xiao Feng scolded secretly again. This little girl is forcing me to make a fool of myself! "The bugs are in the toilet." With one finger, the old face was hot again.
However, when Xiao Feng's eyes fell on the toilet, he cried out in his heart, "Damn, bugs, bugs, I love you to death!"! You are obviously the fearless spirit of sacrificing your life for justice!
Lin Lin didn't believe Xiao Feng's words. She walked in quickly and took her clothes from Xiao Feng's hand. She glanced casually and was shocked. There was a bug in the toilet. "Is it true what he said?" Lin Lin's face was feverish.
"Look, Lin Lin, is there a bug? I've done a good job!" Xiao Feng looks at the bugs in the toilet and feels stronger.
Lin Lin hurriedly nodded and ran out of the bathroom with a wry expression. In fact, she didn't ask, do you need to smell the insects? However, she could not ask this question because of her cheek.
Xiao Feng sits on the toilet, feeling tired. This is much more tiring than fighting the enemy for 500 rounds!
At the same time, I was a little nervous. When did this little girl come? Won't you come early? Alas, don't worry about her. If you misunderstand me, I will use my strong character to prove that I am not a vulgar pervert!
Standing up, he glanced at the bugs in the toilet: "brother bugs, go all the way!" Then he pressed his hand on the flush button. The worm corpses on the water whirled and disappeared into the toilet.
I tidied up my pajamas and went out of the bathroom. At the same time, I secretly told myself that the next time I do this kind of thing, I must close the door!
There is no shadow of Lin Lin in the living room. It seems that she has gone back to her bedroom. Xiao Feng grabs an apple from the tea table and returns to his room.
As soon as apple took a few bites, the bell rang, and the word "Liu Liu" leaped on the huge mobile phone screen. Xiao Feng answered by pressing the button: "Hello, hooligan, have you been discharged?"
"Well, I'm discharged. Come to me tomorrow with your clues. I'll hurry up and help you check your background." Liu Liu didn't say any nonsense, but went straight to the subject.
When Xiao Feng heard this, his face became serious: "well, OK. I'll come to see you tomorrow morning. Well, bye." After hanging up the phone, he took off the jade pendant and gently touched it: "I hope I can find it. Don't let me wait too long!"
For a long time, Xiao Feng grabbed his mobile phone and called Huotian: "Hello, Tiantian, I'm going out to do business tomorrow. You must look after the villa. Be careful of the Wolf Gang."
"Come on, brother Feng, don't worry. Oh, dancer wants to talk to you." The voice of Huotian was intermittent, and finally there was no sound.
"Brother Feng, I have something to talk to you about." The fire dance sounds very serious.
Xiao Feng was stunned. Which muscle did the girl have? "Well, you said."
"I'm going to live in your villa!" The sound of fire dance is more serious.
"Ah?" Xiao Feng said, "why do you come to my villa?" Xiao Feng wants fairies, but fire dance is a kind of fairy. What's more, his brother's sister, he can't do anything!
There was a silence over the fire dance side for a while: "I found your advertisement for rent for five hundred and one months, including all expenses. Well, I don't know who your girlfriend is, brother Feng. Is it Lin Lin? Lin Lin Lin didn't tell me that." Fire dance has laughed like a little fox.
Xiao Feng has no choice but to threaten himself. "Er, Wuer, you're my brother. I grew up watching you. Well, it's reasonable to say that you want to live here. Of course, I welcome you. But I'm a man. It's inconvenient."
"Besides, it's convenient for you to sleep with Lin Lin Lin? I don't care. I'm going to live there! Hum, if you don't agree, I'll make your conspiracy public to let everyone know that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!" The fire dance continued to threaten.
Xiao Feng wiped a cold sweat. What is sleeping with Lin Lin! Well, he wants to sleep together, but can Lin Lin agree?
In particular, hearing the naked threat of fire dance, Xiao Feng lost his temper: "come on, mom, you can come if you want. Be careful that I sleepwalk to your room at night!"
"Hum, I'm afraid of you!" Huo Wu smiled contemptuously: "OK, I'll go and pack up and move in tomorrow morning. Huo Tian, here's your mobile phone."
Xiao Feng is speechless. This girl is really becoming more and more disrespectful. Do you call Huotian's name directly?
"Hello? Brother Feng ~" Huotian sounded feebly.
"NIMA's, you can't stop the fire dance from coming here!" Xiao Fengqi roared at the same time.
Huotian's voice was very helpless: "forget it, brother Feng, I'll leave you with this little trouble, and you won't bother me all day. Besides, it's good to have her and Lin Lin as companions, isn't it?"
"Well." Xiao Feng thought, this is also the reason. The key is to consider a very realistic question: will fire dance teach Lin Lin badly!
"Brother Feng." Suddenly, Huotian came to his senses again and lowered his voice: "when you push Lin Lin down, you can also push Wu er. This girl has worshipped you since she was a child, and now she looks down on other boys even less! You old man can't help but take it away? Besides, I don't worry about you."
Xiao Feng's hand trembled with his mobile phone, and almost threw it out. For a long time, Xiao Feng burst out a few words from his teeth: "Damn it, is fire dance your sister?"