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I am a fat weeb!

Tip toe, tip toe.

Black an outcasted angel in the heavens (mainly for his pervertedness) made his way to the female bathhouses to gather more content for his Angels monthly magazine. Even though it was outlawed and nobody except its writer ever read it, the imperfect angel Black still made it his days work to stalk all the female angels, spirits and anything sexy for his book.

He slowly mad his way through the city of Jericho, making sure to avoid getting the attention of the guards stationed at Light Feathers district. Instead of flying likeordinary angels Black used his wings to glide from one building top to another, currently he was on top of an apartment complex two streets away from his favourite bathehouses (Heaven's Feel). Black has silver hair, crimson coloured eyes and a pretty face that would easily make one mistake him for girl. This not being helped by his choice of attire which is on gigantic tee reaching up to his knees.

Black saw a guard on the roof so he let himself drop on the side of the building, he flew foward just barely above ground level to hide behind a fruit stall. When the guards stationed there moved, he sped towards the next street.

Before he could get across he crashed into angel Betty, Betty stood up before him and decided to give him a hand. Once Black was able toget get up he looked at Betty and then she screamed.

"The pervert has returned"

"Shut up woman, I was not even here for you"

Black had no choice but to fly as the guards in the sorroundin area came after him.

"I will not include any fat girls in my new issue!"

"You should learn to love others or you will not be here for too long young angel"

Black ignored the ranting as his price was right in front of him, had found his paradise. He quickly took out his camers and lowered himself in order to enter the forbiden place. The guards slowed down and eventually stopped pursuing him.

"Cowards"

He thought to himself as he finally reached his destination. A chill ran down his spine, "I'm so cucked" he thought as the ground and the buildings arond him started to dissappear,  he was left floating in the abyss of  jugdement.

"Fancy meeting you here, Star-maiden Miss Astrea. Wanna flash your panties for me''

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''I promise I will put you on the cover"

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"Just a little flash''

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"Please"

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Black hid his face behind the camera as Astrea's face turned red, she folded her fists and her divine powers started to gather. The abyss is Astrea's unique ability, it is place as white as snow and has various weapons floating around, alof this is topped off by the throne of the judgement scale behind her. This ability makes her unkillable and ten times stronger than her normal self.

''(shouts) Why don't you ever listen''

''Hey,  hey,  hey, calm down I was not going to take any nude shots I promise "

"That does not make any difference, you have been baned from these streets, so it is my duty as goddess f judgement to do something about you''

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''You mean be my next model''

Black proceeded to take pictures of the clearly enraged goddess.

''Oh yeah baby that is perfect, mhm, I'm loving the passion, the anger, the authenticity. This is beautiful stuff you cannot fake it."

''I will banish you from the heavens, feel my wrath pervert''

''Whoa, whoa, slow down godzilla. If you do that the big man will be upset, there is a way for handling these sort of cases.''

''You just wanna walk free again I will not be conned."

"Explain then!"

"I have nothing to explain to you."

"Oh really? Are we just going to ignore the fact that you are the bigger pervert here?"

"What are you talking about? Me? A pervert?"

"Feigning ignorance now are we?"

Black moved in closer to the goddess who had now stopped charging up her magic because of the confusion caused by the idiot in front of her. She knew that most people quickly misstook Black for a fool because his sunshine and rainbow mood, but in reality Black was one the most meticulous and most cunning strategist one could find. Once exposed to his scheaming side one might think of him as a villian. No, there is no other way to look at it Black was neither a hero nor villian. Hell, the angels, gods and other beings lived with him and they still did not know what he was.

There were times were he was seen using holy powers, and time were he demonic ones. That was not even the half of it, they referred to him as Black because no one was able to pronounce his name, he is a sinner above all sinners yet the OAA (One Above All) still let him into his kingdom. There was even no proof that the being standing in front of her was even the real thing. One last thing is that everybody who ever looked into Black would disappear without a trace and slow get erased from history and the memories of all that which has been created.

''Those are just baseless rumours,'' the goddess told herself in order to calm down.

''Where are you getting at you sly pervert,'' Astrea said as she folded her arms. She blushed in embarrassment as Black smiled at her.

''Oh how cruel will reality continue to be towards this young one." Black said in a clearly sarcastic tone. Astrea put her hands over her chest and started to move them, her fingers continued to move slowly until they caressed her nipples over her dress which was made of extremely light fabric. The wind blew and Astrea discovered that she did not have on her underwear. Astrea scremed in horror, as Black showed her the underwear she was wearing.

''We have had enough''

''Punish him''

''Someone bring forth the Holly Grail and strike him down''

''Damn they love me,'' Black thought as he looke up everybody in the large council building demanding that something be done to stop him. Soon all the noise died down as th OAA's presence filled th room.

Astrea and two angels suporting her came forth and told the OAA what Black had been up to. After that a judgement was passed and a huge bolt of lightning came crashing down on Black, when everything died down he was nowhere to be seen.

''It is done, the young will not bother you again for some time''

Cheers filledthe heavens as everybody celebrated the end of a dark age.

On Earth

Bang! Bang!

The rackus caused Black to wake up, he was in bathtub filled blood and thought, "The one outside must be worried,'' so he got up and started cleaning up.

''Sakura, Sakura, please do not do anything stupid. Mommy needs you do not leave me alone'' she cried out.

''Woman please give me some space''

''Sakura you are all right."

Does she not hear me cleaning up, Black thought as he approached the door.

''I know that you have been bullied in school, but that is no reason to take your life. Honey please open the door and talk to mommy, I know you did not do it I know it is not your fault.You should not have been suspended on the second day. Please, Please open the door." She said as she lost all strength in her body and collapsed on to the ground, she let out a loud cry it shook Black's heart and he shed a tear too. Black was too afraid to come out what if he was not the person she was expecting to see.

"Honey please, say something mommy wants to know if you will stay with her." She said barely even audible she still said in hopes her daughter would abandon her suicidal thought and come to her, not knowing that she  had already passed.

Black opened the door and hugged the poor woman. ''I will not leave you,'' Black said, he stood up made his way towards Sakura's room. He screamed.

"What the hell are these things''

"This is all your stuff what do you mean?"

"oh, okay you may leave"

Black looked around the gigantic room covered in anime and boy band posters, Black grabbed the nearest one and started to rip them off. As he continued further into the room he bumped into eroge which he did not pay attention to. After stripping off all the poster the room still had a toxic pink colour, he was fraustrated. How could anybody live like this, could this even be called living. Black gathered all the posters and threw them out of the window.

He made his way back to the eroge pile, and the oneon top scared the living hell out him. He fell back and covered his mouth to keep himself from screaming due to the yaoi he done found. Black stood up and made his way towards the mirror, and this time he could not hold hold back, he screamed his lungs outand he fainted. I am a fat EEFIN WEEB was the last thing she thought. Damn.

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