I wake up to miss bodyguard sitting really, incredibly close to me. Of course my body’s first reaction is to uhh “raise the flag” but I shut that down immediately. I cannot go around getting boners for the bitches who killed fuckin albert.

I am still connected to my body from eh shutting down the “flag” so as I get angrier my blood starts to literally boil. I calm myself and heal any damage. Ughhh one hell of a way to start a day.

I look at the bitch that started it all. Ugh she woke up, “umm why are you glaring at me” she says to me sounding “genuinely” confused, as confused as a spy can be. I think in my head.

“Why the fuck are you sleeping in my bed” I say to her, through gritted.

“It’s the only bed I had access to” she says to me not showing much emotion.

“Yeah well you don't have access to it anymore” I say, again, through gritted teeth.

I then proceed to shove her out of my fucking room.

I already hate this morning, and it’s barely begun. I sigh and look out my window, and find that the men are exercising. It’s a few hours before we have to go so I try to sleep some more.

I wake up again this time without any dumbass spy bodyguards going around givin’ me boners and shit. I hear some knocking, and open my door. I see a man with weird dumbass spiky hair. He tells me that we’re leaving soon so I should probably go get dressed.

The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

I consider just going out there naked, just to spite them. But, eh it would be to much trouble. I go downstairs, and ignore any greetings, I just go into my designated carriage. I first start believing that it’s gonna be a boring ass journey. But then I realize I could just give the stupid fucks around me, massive headaches and colds.

I start by giving the drivers massive headaches. I then give the prince a throat infection. Nothing major, just enough to piss him off. I then give all the men who fucked with me, colds/flus.

I feel great now. guess it was sorta, cathartic to fuck with the people who killed, albert.

I keep messing with them until we finally get there. Ugh now I get to listen to the knobby idiots, prattle on about how their justified, for barging into my home and killing albert.

This line of thinking gets me so pissed that all the insects around me get mutated into weird mostrosities. I calm myself quickly. Wouldn’t want anyone to see what I’ve done now.

* Spontaneous time skip 7-8 days later cause this was getting boring -

Ugh those were some of the worst day’s ever. They, at first, thought that giving me presents would heal the big ole whole in my heart. But after refusing everything they gave me, they wised up and realized that nothing they were gonna do would change my feelings.

So after that they turned all, cold like. All ecept, miss “”bodyguard” who stayed open with me the entire time. Probably just a ploy to get me to trust her, and therin be less likly to escape but, eh I could still find solace in her sympathy, even if it was fake.

Once we got in the capital the prince started shouting that he had found a saviour for the princess. Of couse all the commeners acted like it was, some sorta party. Of course them celebrating the death of albert, even if they didn’t know made me hate, at least subconciously. And while I know it’s not there fault, it doesn’t change the fact that I hate them.

I though, will heal them even if it jills my heart every time I do it, you know why, it’s because their, ignorant about what happend. The nobility though not so much. Whenever we stop there were always nobles asking if I can heal this or that, and always saying that they would give me exorbitantint amounts of money.

Every single time I refused which would make the noble angry, so as rich folk always do, they would usually make their guards attack me. The prince would stop the fight every time though before anything drastic happend.

The prince though, after a while, got fed up and made so we stopped less and less.

And now we’re here. The place where I will be put prisoner if I don’t heal a dumb ass rich girl. Yay.