Once I reach the town I a few armed individuals walk towards me, once they see me they actually start running at me. I wait until they’re close enough to talk to me. Man number one says “we have been looking for the wandering healer, we know all his characteristics and you match all of them perfectly so you must be the wandering healer”

Man number two says “if you would please come with us”

Of course I know why they want me. Some rich fat cat is probably sick or something but as I stated before I hate the rich. Those fuckers just take and take and take, never giving an actual amount.

Think about it when a poor man share with you his last piece of bread that means something cause he’s actually experiencing sacrifice. While if a rich man gave me a thousand pieces of the same bread he wouldn’t experience shit, he’d just go back to his rich fat cat life doing whatever the fuck he wanted to do.

Man 1 tries to grab my arm cause I seem to have gotten lost in my head ranting about rich folk. Before anything happens I overload their minds with a bunch of sleep chemicals. They instantly fell asleep.

I run back into the woods. I am a little relieved that nothing happened. I mean seriously they could have had entire armies. It really happened one time.

Now that I am here in my cabin I am kinda bored. So I create some cheap dirt tasting beer. Why you might ask, well because I like the really strong terrible taste. It helps put things in perspective. I also create some for my albert. I am planning on getting drunk with my dog.

-two hours of weird drunk shenanigans which I will leave to your imagination later-

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Good god that was so fuckin fun, I feel like a new man. I give my albert a paw five, me and my bud here have been havin the weirdest shenanigans. Also while drunk I figured out how to rearrange the neurons to make albert sentient. Which I know right, what? How the fuck do you did you do that. Well I’ve been doing research on how to let animals attain sentiance.

I’ve been analyzing all the peoples brains that I’ve healed. Also I get most breakthroughs when I'm drunk so you know.

I start reading alberts brain waves to somehow understand him. I clear my and alberts body’s of alcohol. I then submerge myself in trying to understand alberts brain/barks.

I get so submerged that I didn’t hear the soft footsteps, the quiet whispers. I then feel really strong brain waves from albert which alerts me to something. I look up and see men in black, and heavy armor. One of them, the man who I believe to be their leader looks up at me and says “we are here to give you an offer you cannot refuse, we will give any amount of women, money or power to you if you just heal princess jasmine”

I look around me. I boost my adrenaline to have alter my perception of time.

Their trying to get me to heal the princes of the country of aldosouthia, which means their probably royalty of some kind. And I do not heal the rich for any reason. I look around at everyone I formulate a plan in my head. But ….. I wasn’t thinking albert was still connected to my brain and he could feel me thinking.

He could also feel my disapproval for the men in black so he did aas any good guard dog would and went to attack them. He bit one of the men in an uncovered area. The man becomes like limp balloon, as all the blood gets sucked out of him through alberts teeth.

Out of the corner in my eyes I see a man draw his sword. Well guess we're gonna fight. I grab a dagger out of each of my boots then I rush at the man who is about to take a swipe at my albert.

Of course me being me I reach him in a millisecond then I stab him in the heart and brain. Twice.

I feel high, hmm bloodlust? From albert. Seems he killed another one. I check behind me to see albert, and it looks like albert is sucking the blood out of someone. Out of the corner of my eyes I see a man charging at albert. I go to kill the man when I feel albert get stabbed in the heart. I quickly kill the man then look back before the actual shock of the pain gets to me.

I look at albert and find him impaled on a gigantic mans sword. I feel my heart break both metaphorically cause my best friend is dying, and literally because I’m still connected to his brain.

Through the pain I know I can’t save my friend but I do know that I can imprint this memory into my mind so I can remember him forever.

One of the men throws something at me. I start feeling dizzy and then I just drop.