Why are you here?

You must have read the title. Did it not occur to you that titles reflect the work, or did you convince yourself that the title must be wrong?

I am far below amateur. My work is almost worth less than the storage necessary to keep its ones and os.

Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site.

Your time is more valuable than this. Even if you want to waste it, almost any other person would appreciate the extra interaction.

I do not control you. I can’t make you do anything. I know this and I still ask you to heed my warnings.

BEGONE