Bob did not like to go to the store unless his mom or dad would get him a doughnut or a frappuccino from Starbucks. Sam liked to go to the store because he could make sure his mom or dad got him the right cereal and bars; one time he had told his dad to get him Wheat-fuls and he came home with vegan granola and organic, sugar free Cheerios. From then on he went to the store whenever cereal was on the list.
It was a Saturday and Bob’s mom asked him if he wanted to go to the store with her and Bob begged for a doughnut and his mom agreed to get him one if he helped her shop.
It was raining cats and dogs as they drove to the store. When They got out of the car they saw a very long line of people waiting in line to go into the store. And there was tons of signs reading,
Due to Covid 19 we are limiting the number of people that can be in the store at the same time. Please wait in the line shown by the yellow tape.
Please stay at least 6 feet away from other shoppers
Thank you for your cooperation
After less than a minute Bob got bored of waiting in line, he forgot to bring a raincoat so he was soaked from head to toe. The line was not moving very fast and he just wanted his doughnut. Then he remembered a TikTok he had seen before Covid had got to the United States, it was of a man who was tired of waiting in a line to order a burger so he had faked a cough and yelled, “maybe I shouldn’t have taken that trip to china.” Everyone ran out of the restaurant and he ordered his burger.
Bob decided to do the same thing with a few modifications . He made a fake coughing sound and shouted “Mabey ku, ku I shouldn’t have gone ku to that ku party with all my friends ku last ku night,” everyone fled the line excepted one guy wearing a white shirt that said “no virus going to kill me” in big, bright red letters but all Bob needed to do was breathe on him and he ran away like everyone else.
Bob’s mom was furious with him. “You are not getting a doughnut, and that was very rude,” his mom scolded.
When they got into the store Bob’s mom asked Bob to go get some toilet paper and a large pack of tissues. Bob found the tissues first but he only saw an empty shelf where he assumed the toilet paper had been. Then he saw it, the last package of toilet paper but there was already someone running towards it. Bob ran as fast as he could but the lady who was also running towards it had a head start and was clearly going to win the race. Bob knew he must do something and fast. He filled his mouth with as much saliva as he could and spat it at the package of toilet paper. The lady who had been run in towards the toilet paper immediately turned around and ran the other way. Victoriously Bob grabbed the package and returned to his mom where he told her the story of how he had got the last package of toilet paper minus the spitting.
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Bob and his mom returned home. And Bob went up to his room to devise a plan to get a doughnut or two.
Bob called Sam and asked if he liked doughnuts
“Yes where is this going?” Sam asked.
“Bike over to my house and bring the biggest masks you have,”Bob said and hung up.
I guess I’ll do it for the doughnut Sam thought. He came over to Bob’s house at three and rang the doorbell Bob answered and told Sam to come up to his room. Bob told Sam the plan but sam said “no way I’m robbing doughnuts a few doughnuts from Kingsoopers”
“If I find a way to blame it on Ms. Plekentine will you?” Bob asked
“Fine, but you take all the blame if we get caught”
Bob told his Mom that he was going to bike to Sam's house and have ice cream sundaes. Bob and Sam put on gloves and a mask. It did not look suspicious because everyone was wearing them. They biked to Ms. Plekentine’s house and Bob rummaged through her trash can and found a beer bottle and some of her hair.
“I bet she tried to give herself a haircut,” Sam said
“Yea, I wonder how bad it looks,” Bob replied
Bob put the hair and bottle in a plastic bag and got on his bike and rode off Sam riding next to him. When they reached the store they snuck in and hid in the shelves. The store finally closed and Bob snuck to one of the cash registers while Sam, armed with pop-its made a ruckus to destrack employees. Bob grabbed the phone on the register and dialed 1 and said “Attention all employees, one of your colleagues has tested positive with covid 19 please leave and self quarantine until you can be tested. All the employees rushed out of the building talking about who they thought tested positive. Bob waited a minute before grabbing a bag and running to the canned goods section of the store. He grabbed as many cans as he could carry and threw them at security cameras. He then proceeded to the baked goods section where he stuffed all the doughnuts and muffins he could into a bag. He dropped the beer can and scattered the hair. He and Sam ran out of the store as fast as they could.
They biked to the park and enjoyed tons of doughnuts and muffins.
When Bob woke up the next morning he turned on his TV to watch his favorite show. The first channel was the local news. Which usually annoyed him but when the reporter said “There was a break in to the King Soopers on main and 9th he kept watching.
The reporter said “The strange thing about this robbery is that the only thing that was taken was doughnuts. Detective Brian Dabbernath has more.”
“We found hair and a bottle of beer at the crime scene. The finger prints on the bottle of beer belong to Helga Plekentine but the results for the hair have not come in yet. Helga Plekentine denies all charges but the hair from the robbery is the same color as hers. The only thing taken was doughnuts and her doctor says she has a sugar addition.
“Detective, is there any footage of the robbery from security cameras?” The reporter asked
“We looked at the footage but it went black a few minutes before the robbery. I found a can of green beans under one of the cameras so I think the robber destroyed the cameras with canned food items.”
“Thank you for your time detective.”
“My pleasure.”