Agóri stops Crying and Dionysus stands Up and Turns Around grabs His Bottle And starts to drink. "I'm Sorry but who are you again?" Agóri Said as he continues to wipe Away his tears. "The name is Dionysus kid" he says boastfully. "Dionysus?...What Kind of name is that" agóri states. Dionysus obviously Frustrated Turns back towards Agóri. "Are you Special or Something kid ?...I saved your life And Changed your ugly fucking Face to be Less ugly and You can't even Take my Fucking name seriously" Dionysus says frustratingly. "Sorry sorry I thank you for saving me from that thing and from myself....also how Did you change my face?" He says Trying to calm Dionysus. "I blessed you kid that's why you don't look like a rasin". "You.. Blessed me?...What does that mean" agóri says Curiously. "Oh my goodness....I'm A God kid" he states. "A...God?" Agóri doesn't know what this man is talking about. Dionysus smirks and Starts to dance "Yes I'm the God BOOZE ...Such WONDERFUL BOOZE!!...and The God Of sex Such.... Beautiful beautiful Sex..HihiheheHAHA" Dionysus says filled with such charisma. "Aren't gods....Ya know....fake" agóri Says. Dionysus is shocked that the boy doesn't know The existence of gods like himself but then he remembers. "Right I forgot You humans stopped worshipping gods over 200 years ago so of course you wouldn't know....it's that guys fault went and stopped the war and then up and died. Damn bastard." He states to agóri. Agóri trying to process all this information that this supposed God asks Dionysus "There was a War....And What did you mean by You blessed me". Dionysus looks to Agóri and Says "It means.....Me and you are bound together and you can use my power cool right" Dionysus puts is hand out and gold liquid seeps from his Hand and Starts to form a ball. Agóri is amazed by the god and stands up. "You saying...I can Do that to" Agóri says ecstatically. "Maybe kid...do you believe me now " Dionysus says with a smug grin" Agóri with a huge smile and his face starts Blabbering and Blabbering to the god It's almost Not Even words and agóri stops and starts turning around and says " Hey Dionysus was it, what was that about a wa-" As he looks back towards the god and sees He's laying on The ground unconscious. Agóri Thinks he might be hurt so he jumps to the ground to check him and he sees the god Smiling and Mumbling "...booze.....booze...sexy time" agóri No longer worried looks to the sky with a smile on his face "so this is a god huh.

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