Hi my name is Trai
Not tray that you eat on but Trai. Today is blue. Today is blue not because the actual day is called blue or something bizarre like that no, today is blue because today I’m wearing blue tented…
yep you guessed it shades.
Blue tinted shades I wear different color shades for every occasion and today is chill day. But before I can enjoy a day of chill I need some money. Incidentally to day is also payday so I put on my gold shades and head to the bank…
I know a little pretentious but let me explain. Since I started doing this paint the world for occasion routine it’s become harder to stop and more complex.I wear different tents for every occasion
white when I’m sick
red for watching fight night at my friend’s
blue when I’m trying to chill
black when I’m picking up girls
gold when I’m at work or buying scratch offs
I even have a purple for cleaning
And a brown when using the bathroom compliments of my friend Andy who thought this was hilarious when I first started my new colorful routine.
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Puns
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so back to what I was saying today is blue I’m going to pick up my check while wearing gold now and then switch back to blue, and head to Andy’s for some fun I brought my blue shades I’m ready to chill.
As I pull up to Andy’s apartment I’m greeted by the yelling contest he was having with his birther. Birther cause she gave birth to him.
Its a pun…
I’m funny dammit
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Silently as possible in front of his door I grab the hidden key under the flower pot and let my self in sneaking into his room. His mom likes to drag me in since I respectfully just take her side. Once in I start playing the Xbox…
*20mins later*
his door opens
…(Andy)
Sup(Trai)
When did you get here why are you….
Shh shh shhh don’t worry about it see blue shades so chill
I’ll call the cops next time
You’ve been saying that since we were 18
*Andy calling the cops*
Ok OK OK chill chill shesh can’t you take a joke I’m wearing blue shades for crying out loud
*stares*
Yes I would like to report…
It’s on me today.. Everything is on me just please stop
Actually I forgot that I knocked that over when I left earlier there was no break in sorry for wasting your time sir *grins*
*whines* I wanted to buy something later
*evil grin*Yea that sucks cause I’m feeling lobster
*snap*
Ok but I pick the place
As we walked out Andy had the most annoying smug smile on his face so I quickly looked up the cheapest buffet styled lobster joint around and that’s how we ended up in Rusty Joe’s Seagate. It looked like a bait and tackle shop with a shrimp on a hook sign proudly reading out Rusty Joe’s Seagate. The building was a little run down but it looked like it wouldn’t fall in the next hour or two. As we entered a strong rank smell invaded are nostrils making them sting a little. There were surprisingly other people inside a homeless guy and a couple of.
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Pirates
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They must be employees as we approached the counter a lady showed us to our table and left to fetch us some water. Strangly she wasn't wearing a pirate uniform but maybe she was a bad employee.
I’ve never been here
Me neither it’s a dump
Really this place is great
But…that smell man
Cause they use real seafood of course the place smells like this trust me my people from the islands
Ah that makes sense
Hahahahai idiot
We both leave and fill our plates with lobster, shrimp, clams, oyster, sea weed, mystery fish, the works of course it all smells funny but I pretend not to notice. Once back at the table you could barely see our plates under the food I look up and Andy’s just staring at his food he needs a push
Yo smells super fresh right
Yea I think so
Bro you gonna love it go ahead take the first bite man
Yea…sure
Hehehe hook line and sinker. I watch as he’s about to take the first bite looking around again there’s no way this dump is sanitary or edible I bet he’ll puke soon as he bites in to it. I'll get a good laugh and then we'll eat some real food at some where nice.
The food enters his mouth he chews cautiously then starts to vigorously gulp down the rest on his plate.
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I stared at him blankly for a second then tried some of it myself.
it was amazing the best thing I’ve ever had in my life the crunch of the meat the subtle salty taste the way the meat melted in your mouth it was just incredible. We had two giant plates of Rusty Joe Seagate’s divine food it was soul crushing good as we ate our stomachs would shake begging for more. When we were done we just stared at each other
I…I feel sick
Yea me too ate too much
No I really don’t feel good
And like clock worked he puked. He fell to the ground clutching his side’s panting making struggling and choking gurgling sounds. His face was quickly turning red and showing signs of strain.
I quickly got up
SOMEBODY HEughh nn
I got disoriented and before I realized it I had fell to the floor and puked. clutching my sides as wave after wave of pain violently invaded my body.
Drool ran down our faces as our bodies shook uncontrollably from the pain. Looking to the side Andy wasn’t doing much better he was biting down on his forearm hard enough to tear flesh while I had already began to draw blood digging my nails into my sides.
Even though my eyes were closed even though I somehow managed to be still wearing shades everything kept getting brighter as if someone had a blinding light inches from my closed eyes and as the light got brighter the pain grew more and more dull and distant as if fading away.