*Heaven*
Serene scenery as far as the eye can see.
Clouds so white they seem to radiate light , a walkway made of the purest gold with jewel encrusted designs that would bring peace of mind no matter how long one stared at them.
Depicting history time and creation these designs show the answers to all questions.
surrounding this a river so clear it’ll put a crystal’s clarity to shame water so pure and divine it could be used to cure death itself.
All this and more are but just the entrance to the heavenly abode.
Souls as far as the eye can see constantly flow forward at surprisingly rapid speeds as they are judged and sent to their next destination whether that be heaven, hell or reincarnation only time will tell.
*Heaven’s Gate*
*Simon The Judge*
*Simon’s POV*
Only nine years left why are breaks so short.
Sure a ten year break every ten millenniums sounds like a good work schedule for just judging souls And for awhile it was.
But no someone always has to ruin a good thing my ex coworker Lucifer lost it over one of our supervisors adding to his work a little blue planet with a potential three trillion souls to be judged.
An when I say he lost it oh boy all the skeletons came out the closet after that fiasco he was lucky reassignment was all that happened to him.
I swear It’s always the nice ones that snap it’s never it’ll get done eventually Buddha or I have the coolest voice Morgan I mean yes he does and it does soothe even us his fellow gods but that does not make up for his bad work performance,not to mention since Lucifer left my work has almost doubled.
Lucifer now he could judge he even came up with a tier system for judging adding reincarnation into the mix.
Just a joy full fellow to be around filled with inventive ideas you would think time would slow him some , but nope he was still the same as the day he left us work never broke his spirit to reform this place.
Which also explains how he snapped he was pushing for single celled organisms to get a soul as well crying about how only multi celled Organisms getting souls only is favoritism.
He even went as far as designing the walkway with infinite knowledge simply think of a subject and look down and the pictures will flood your soul with understanding.
Or if you’re a blank slate like single celled organisms it gives you basic information so you can enjoy or understand what's about to happen, truly a masterpiece.
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And single handedly paved the way to everything alive even single cell organisms getting a soul.
But the fact our supervisor overnight pulled out his ass a plan for a planet that he wanted him to be responsible for in the middle of nowhere and it came into action as easy as turning a page rubbed him the wrong way.
Not to mention he wanted it to have no ruling deity and for the inhabitants to be allowed free will on the level of a gold rate planet was just crazy.
And I kinda see why he reacted like that they're a pain in the ass when I went on break 7 months ago these two souls who I’ve yet to judge were strangling each other.
…
A foolish thing to do since the soul needs no air but yet here they are trying to choke each other while fussing about random things. Each subject more petty then the next.
“You convinced my girlfriend to break up with me so we could chill more”
“You sold me out leaving my Facebook open so my girlfriend can see I cheated you ba-”
Ugh they won’t shut up they haven’t even noticed me.
Well whatever i've been holding back on reading waiting for the series to end.
As I pull out every star wars movie manuscript ever made I take a second to really appreciate the small things.
The story keeps getting better and better I hear.
Interesting enough a couple of the species do actually exist I might make a solar system like this if I ever get promoted.
I start reading at a slow 10,000 words a second to really enjoy the series.
It's amazing if only he knew how close this sequence of events actually became history.
Oh I can tell this is the cli-
“No that’s star trek idiot this is star wars you know Vader and Luke I am your father”
*snap*
“THAT'S IT I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT FOR MONTHS YOU SHALL TEST MY PATIENCE NO MORE”(SIMON)
“ I didn’t even know you could understand us”
" Shouldn’t you be all knowing the floor said your a lesser good why do you have to read the dumb thi-"
“EENNOOUUGGHHH I DON’T CARE IF I'M ON BREAK YOU SHALL BE REINCARNATED NOW....DUNG BEATLES...NO NO THAT WOULD BE TO GOOD FOR YOU ROACHES WAY TO KIND NO I HAVE SOMETHING WAY WORSE THAN A INSECT YES IT WAS MADE FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE WHERE HELL WASN'T ENOUGH.NOW BEGONE” (SIMON)
As they sat there quivering in fear I quickly went to reincarnating them as the worst thing imaginable.
As they started to disappear a gold light hit them changing the reincarnation vengeance I bestowed upon them.
BeforeI could change it back I was summoned to my supervisor’s office.
ughhh he looks livid.
*HR HEAVEN*
*ODIN*
“SIMON.SIMON.SIMON.(ODIN)
"WHEN YOU SENT THE MAKER OF PURELL TO STALIN'S PERSONAL HELL I FOR GAVE YOU".(ODIN)
"HE SINGLED HANDEDLY DOUBLED MY WORK OVER NIGHT ALL GERMS HAVE SOULS SIR"(SIMON)
"WHEN YOU SENT TRUMP TO A ALTERNATE WORLD WHERE HE WAS PRESIDENT AND KEPT DOING GOOD HONEST THINGS AGAINST HIS WILL I HUMORED YOU.(ODIN)
"YOU SAID IT WAS...FUNNY and showed creativity"(simon)
YES IT WAS BUT WHY IS IT TWO LOW OFFENDERS WERE ABOUT TO BE SENT TO HITLER’S SPECIAL MADE REINCARNATION LIFE CYCLE OF AN IMMORTAL BEING WHO CAN ONLY FEED OFF HIS OWN SKIN.(ODIN)
…
“THEY SPOILED MY READING OF STAR WARS TH-“(SIMON)
“ENOUGH…YOU ARE ON THIN ICE I GROW WEARY OF YOUR ANTICS KEEP THIS UP AND YOU WON’T BE MISSING YOUR BFF LUCIFER ANYMORE.DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR”(ODIN)
"SIR YES SIR"(SIMON)
As I watched my adorable nefew leave I looked at where I had sent the pair I saved from unessaary torment.
Hmm
...
Not the best pair they're soul reek of emotions.
Really humans are a funny species they'll make great pieces to my game.
I just so happened to be looking for the perfect final pieces to get this chess game rolling